ANSWERS: 14
  • Wow its a toss up. Either the South Pole or Florida.
  • I always thought he lived in Debenhams (you might say Macey's).
  • That's not very probable, I'ts not like the North Pole is a hot Real State market anyway... A smart move would be to move next door to Mattel Headquarters for example. Location, Location, Location. : )
  • I'd have to go with Antarctica, or Buffalo, :)!
  • in my chimney>
  • It'll be a sad when Santa goes on welfare! It may happen sooner than we think!
  • I have a spare room.
  • I dunno... BUT I hope he never moves to Florida. What would happen if he retired? :)
  • siberia seems to be pretty cheap and snow like.
  • He should move to the Golan Heights in Israel. The rent is cheap there but he would have to dodge an occasional bullet.
  • He could stay at my house. ♥
  • Kyrghystan wants him. They have named a mountain after him. They say it is geographically more central for Santa than the North Pole. Earlier this month, Passport noted that a Swedish consulting firm had calculated that Santa Claus should begin his worldwide toy-delivery journey in the mountains of northern Kyrgyzstan—at latitude (N) 40.40°, longitude (E) 74.24°, to be exact—to maximize efficiency of distribution and minimize strain on his reindeer. Authorities in Kyrgyzstan have become quite excited by the prospect that Father Christmas might be relocating from the North Pole (now claimed by the Russians anyway) to their Central Asia country. They're apparently so excited that they've decided to name one of their many unnamed peaks "Mount Santa Claus." A group of mountain climbers is scaling the lucky peak, and on Christmas Eve, in an official ceremony at the summit, it will bury a capsule containing the Kyrgyz flag.http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/node/7469
  • China, cheap labor and most of the crap on the store shelves is already made there anyway.
  • He could break off an ice-floe, and live on it, drifting in the Arctic Ocean. Of course, the price of Reindeer-fuel will make it an expensive commute, but, what're ya gonna do?

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