ANSWERS: 31
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For one, would be "Get a life." For the other would be, "Keep up the good work with your garden man."
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Turn off your f**king surround sound...it's 9am...
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Cool it with the shots and beers or you will never live to be 60.
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Stop screaming and banging your bed against the wall at night and early morning!!!
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Declare bankrupt, please!!!
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I wish all of my neighbors were as wonderful as my next door neighbor.
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Leave your blinds open more often! You can borrow more than sugar! Be a true friend and I will always have your back.
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If you continue to play your stereo at ear splitting levels and race your cars up and down your driveway , I will continue to call the police on you.
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If I wanted to keep them as friends, nothing. Sometimes I feel like telling her to not yell and scream at her children all the time.
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No one gives a sh*t about your cats getting out so stop leaving notes everywhere. Oh and to the girl... You are soooooo out of his league... Dump him or get him some stick removal surgery from his butt... maybe his insurance covers it.
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Thanks. The only sound I ever hear from your place is laughter. It makes me feel good!
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They need to go to bed every once in a while. Its like a 24/7 party place but I love it. I can hook up with someone if I want, or just go over for a beer or two and hang out. There a lot of fun, but loud so studding for mid-terms was a bitch.
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My neighbors fear me. I have no issues with them.
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I'd advise them not to sell their house because I really don't want any other neighbors :)
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Let your bar-b-q smoke drift inside my house one more time and you wanna tell your missus to get ready to claim your life insurance !!
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Don't have a relationship with them. I did, and he dumped me and now I have to see him almost everyday and it hurts like hell.
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Stop gettin hot and heavy in the pool! They are like in their 50s and whenever they swim it looks like they are having sex. If it was a privacy fenced in yard, I wouldnt care but OMG the pool is on the side yard lined up perfectly with my and my children's bedroom windows!
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It is a good idea to follow the county lease laws.
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There are laws about drinking & driving....Don't you have any other hobbies?????
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To stop being so friendly... it's scary!
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Don't have any, as they are all family and they've got things quite nicely in hand.
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mind your own dam* business and stop telling me how to live my life.
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Just because were both gay it doesn't mean i find it cute when you watch me mow my lawn, gosh, i have a bf and i dont think he'd like the creepiness.
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If you can't take care of your dog properly, you shouldn't be allowed to have pets.
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Well my next door neighbor is my father in law and I could give him alot of advice but I keep my nose out of it. He has 5 sons, a sister, a granddaughter, and one particular daughter in law that is always in his business and over at his house, telling him what he should and shouldn't do, or borrowing money or boxing up his deceased wifes things after she has only been gone for 8 months. I just remind him every chance I get that I will do anything for him and he knows that and he knows where I am when he needs me.
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Stop drilling things at four in the morning.
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Find something more intelligent to talk about... You have absolutely no class!
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Teach your children not to shoot bow and arrows into my yard, BB's at my windows and don't give them such weapons in the first place if you don't teach them proper manners about using them. They are dangerous and someone could be hurt. *these things really did happen, and they shot out a sliding glass door when they were shooting at our mulch pile and missed and hit the door instead. It's stupid boy things, but could have been prevented. Besides we were out mulching our yard and just too the wheel barrow by when the arrow landed right where we were previously standing. All boys scattered.
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for her to get on the wagon go to AA, or move away and leave us all alone !!!!! :) she is annoying!!
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stop acting like your **** dont stink! Also stop trying to keep up with your neighbour haha!
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I think you have enough lights around your house! We see it already! (even spotlights in the trees shining down on their house from above!)
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