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I caught myself telling my 5 year old not to run naked to the door when the doorbell rings.
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No peeing in the air ducts. Just because pants have an elastic waist does not mean you HAVE to pants them.
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Wow, I am laughing so hard , thanks for this question it has made my day. The only rule we had to make was no sticking things in the wall sockets as experiments and that if it involved anything living we needed to be asked BEFORE you go ahead.
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Clean up after yourself because nobody else is going to do it for you. I finally got the hang of it.
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Don't blow bubbles in the toilet with straws!
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i dont have children and i just moved in with my b/f this past weekend so i'll have to get back to you but i must say, "dont squeeze the dog until he pees" is making me crack up...i have got to see that.
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When the kids were little, the main rule was "no red in the living room"... no Kool-Aid, no drawing markers or crayons and all bleeding must be done outside. That last one came back to get me one day, when the oldest was about 12, he stood at the patio door just yelling and yelling for me, frustrated because he was interrupting my conversation, I stormed over to the door and said "WHAT!". He pointed at his scrapped (barely bloody) knee and with a big grin said, you told us all bleeding must be done outside and I need you to get me a bandaid! He and his brother cracked up big time at the look on my face. :D
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Well if I can't squeeze your dog until he pees, I'm just not even going to bother coming over! haha I'm sorry I don't have an answer (that I can think of anyway) I just couldn't resist saying that!
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"Don't push buttons". Young children who stand there turning the lights on and off none stop. Also walking around the house turning all the lights on. It's also a good one for leaving DVD/cable tv selectors/TV's combo's alone so you don't spend the next hour re-tuning the system back in.
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Where do I start? Don't rinse your toothbrush in the toilet. Peanut butter is not a substitute for hair gel. Never put the dog on the trampoline. Makeup is not fingerpaint. Do not fart in the air ducts. Do not hang your naked butt out of the window. You do not need to "practice" dialing 911. Don't give the dog dirty diapers and ask her to put it in the trash for you. Don't sniff the dogs butt. Don't sniff your sister's butt. Mommy's pads are not airplane stickers. Don't hang them in the windows. The list goes on and on.
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Do not give the cat squirrel tails. The most unbelievable part was this rule was for my mother.
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My kids are 9, 8, & 3. Our rule is, "Never do anything to your baby brother without asking first." He is the youngest so he will go along with just about anything. Today I caught the older two making him "all pretty". Oh, my husband is going to kill me for that one...lol.
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DO NOT OUCH GRANDMAS BOOBS. MY 3 YEAR OLD IS ALWAYS PLAYING IN MY MOMS SHIRT. sHE KEEPS MONEY IN THERE AND GIVES HIMA DOLLAR WHEN SHE SEES HIM. SHE EVEN KEEPS PEPPERMINT IN THERE. SO I GUESS HE THINKS ITS A TRESURE CHEST. NOW HE REACHES IN WOMANS SHIRTS ALL OF THE TIME. GOD HELP HIS SOUL! LOLLLLLLL!
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well as a baby i pulled hair so it turned into dont pull daddy or grandpa's chest hair lol they said it was painful.
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Don't throw dead animals into the neighbor yard until they go to bed.
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Don't throw mini-marshmallows at the ceiling!
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Don't stick your hand in your diaper if you have a poopy! (I follow up with, Please TELL Mommy if you have a poopy...)
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Dont talk about what you hear coming from mommy's bedroom.
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How about this: "Stop smelling your brother's butt!" Just one of the many sentences that I never thought would come out of my mouth but that somehow did!
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