Has anyone any good, short Christmas jokes they would like to share.
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Does anybody know the name of the ninth reindeer? DasherDancerPrancerVixenCometCupidDonnerBlitzen
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Keep Christ in Christmas Crucify Santa
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Here ya go....
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And a few more. Not necessarily Christmas but cute no doubt.
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Why is sugar the perfect christmas food? Because it is made of a series of bonds of Hydrogen and Oxygen (H-O=H-O=H-O).
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There will be no Nativity play at the Houses of Parliament this year, after looking long and hard no one could ind 3 wise men.
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every year a man never buys his wife a christmas gift. this year she said that she better have a present in the driveway that goes 0 to 300 is less than 60 seconds this year or she is getting a divorce. well the man thought about what to get his wife and then he got an idea. well on christmas day the wife went out to the driveway and found a box. she wounder what was in it. on top there was a card from her husban that said merry christmas. when she opened the box she found a scale and a note that said i give up here is the only thing that will weigh your fat ass fast.
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A: Why did Santa give up smoking? B: It was bad for his elf? Santa was having a bad year. When he went out to the sleigh, he found that the runners were broken. Several of the reindeer were overweight, and Rudolph had knocked up two of the others. Worst of all, Mrs Claus had just told him her mother was coming to spend Christmas with them. Just then, a little fairy came up to Santa with a Christmas tree and asked, in a cute little voice: "Where shall I put this, Santa?" Which is why, my child, you will find a fairy at the top of the tree.
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