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by gtravels loves her life penguin on November 28th, 2007
Have you tried opening the lid?
by R U Sirius on November 28th, 2007
Initially the urine is shot at a velocity of 220 feet per second at a distance of 20 inches. But the velocity slowly degrades past the 20 inch mark. So the G force is extremely limited........Resulting in some splash off either on the seat or on the floor.
If you're married then you'll have to start cleaning it up.
by Deep Blue on February 7th, 2008
Your urine stream probably experiences some turbulence as it exits your penis. There's not much you can do about that. If you are uncircumcised then pulling back the foreskin may help matters.
by Galeanda on December 2nd, 2007
Have you tried sitting down? Then there is no aiming problem? My husband quit standing many many years ago out of respect and care for whoever cleans toilets in anybodies home. It's just s nice and kind and CLEAN thing to do. I appreciate it immensely:-)
by Sketchy Mess Jeoffory on November 28th, 2007
Are you peeing with the toilet seat down? If you are tall like I am then it is hard to aim every drop inside the rim of the seat.
I usually don't have trouble when I lift the seat- unless I am half asleep.
That's why they make toilet tissue.
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat.
by soren on November 28th, 2007
maybe you need to bend your knees.
by Jade on November 28th, 2007
Just curious..what's wrong with sitting down?
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on November 28th, 2007
lol...lol you have to use ALL three eyes!!
by American idle on November 28th, 2007
You're a dribbler??
by Lemonyellow Di Vintage on November 28th, 2007
because you haven't learned yet son
by The Account Formerly Known As Peyton on November 28th, 2007
Sit down and pee.
by Zack on November 28th, 2007
Do what I do. Hold your penis with both hands.:-)
by .avallach on November 28th, 2007
Splashing?
by jay on December 23rd, 2007
i just use the floor and then i don't have that problem
by koldkanuck on February 7th, 2008
Consider it a fire hose you need a firm grip on it or it flays all over the place.
by Marcie on November 28th, 2007
Sadly, it doesn't matter how well you aim if the barrel is bent :)
by Anonymous on February 7th, 2008
Sounds like you have a "wild one" there. The solution for the issue is one based on sound resaerch (conducted covertly by no other than myself). I found in my study that it was very difficult to avoid applying a very liberal dose into the bowl without somehow having erred and gotten, at least a small amount onto the upper rim of the receptacle. I calculated the the results and concluded that, as long as most of the liquid entered the bowl and not on the floor or up against the bottom of the raised seatback, it was a successful undertaking. Now, to avoid being "hounded" by the female co-head of the household, I found through trial and error that it was very beneficial to clean the rim area with a reasonably large ball of toilet paper (being careful not to touch it with your hand).
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You're reading Ok i think a lot of men will thank me for asking this...howcome whenever i pee i aim perfectly but no matter what it always gets on the toilet?
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