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A good old fashion Chuck Norris roundhouse.
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Either elbow, either one of my feet. I also could turn around and strike him with either hand or throw a knee strike, but that might require too much effort... LOL!
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hmmm.. a scarf, a remote control, a rubber chicken or the newspaper????? *sigh*
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well i was hanging a picture just a while ago and have a hammer right here sitting about a foot away from me so a hammer.
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my left hook :)
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My laptop.....whack right across the face....if I wasn't frozen in place with fear.
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Flatulence would be the only weapon I have right now.
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I try to never strike first ... I would lure him into making the first move, then use a destructive defense that traps and breaks his arm (if he tries a hand attack) or I would evade while kicking and breaking the knee of his standing leg (if he tries a foot attack) ... if he has a weapon, I am surrounded by my sword collection, as well as knives, combat canes, and many other martial arts weapons, all within reach.
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I would start with this....
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a stapler, then maybe my scissors
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My bowl of cereal.
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Hands and feet came to mind first, but I DO have a fireplace poker in reach, along with the rest of the heavy duty fireplace set. Those would be some nasty weapons.
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my water bottle
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Sunday mornings sermon, that should send him away pronto or he might fall asleepa nd then the police can have him!
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well I've got a very hefty cast iron lamp here...
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One hell of a right hook for starters .
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This is one of those infrequent occasions when I wish I was in the USA and then I could hit him with a lead projectile from my trusty handgun. He wouldn't be burglarizing anybody else's house after that, the sumbitch.
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...ZIP...my rhythm stick!:)
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I would use the only two things next to me..my empty glass bottle of starbucks mohca or my huge honk'n calculator...oh, I guess I could stab my heel in his/her eye?!! Haa
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I'd have to use my keyboard... I don't think my coaster or my pen would do any damage.
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If the burglar were behind me, I don't think he'd be the one getting hit.
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With my best shot...which happens to be pretty good. (Elbow to the groin)
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My 350 pound electric wheelchair.
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My Rapier Wit.
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My keyboard, and mind you its not a modern feather weight Keyboard, its an ancient heavy weight one.
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I would stab him with my pen!
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The hammer that is under my desk?
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My knuckle sandwich! Put 'em up!
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my fists of fury or my coffee mug
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A baseball bat that is in my office. (signed by Hank Aaron). But I would just grab the baseball on my desk.
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My rhythm stick.
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my feet
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I would throw my hot cup of coffee in his face and kick him in his family jewels and run like hell to call the cops.
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cough cough, 10 Gauge!
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My fists of steel!!!..lol
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2 - 5" spike stillettos... Which can do some serious damage!!!
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My German Shepherd:)
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The back of my head
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One of the brass candlesticks on the coffee table.
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my bamboo pratice sword, its brand new and needs a victim
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Richard Simmons.
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My laptop..It is in my hand.
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My heavy duty stapler that staples up to 50 pages at a time. I think I could do some damage with that. =)
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A cofee mug full of hot tea.
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If I can't find any good tools around, I will punch his face to a pulp.
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My seething hatered! And a rolled up porn mag!!
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My Breath!!! (Just Kidding) Good idea tho! :-D
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Let's see... the folding chair in front of me, the crutches beside me,the glass on the stand, throw the cat into his face (claws, ya know), the lap blanket over his head, spray furniture spray in his face, my purse, the scratching post, various small things around me on stands...,
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A quick pair of 240 gr. jhp. .45 auto slugs.
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My chair.
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A heavy antique brass lamp on the top shelf of my computer desk...crack his skull open and electrocute him at the same time :-)
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The teeth of my dog who is laying right next to me.
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either the back of my head to his head, or (since I'm sittin on floor) I'd lie down b/w his legs and knee him in groin from lyin position. Or I'd spray his eyes. I always have this room freshner since I have er naughty cats :)
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Tauntings.
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I'm always packin' yo...
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my '04 red sox world series mini bat.
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a stack of CD's
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I would take out my guns
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something hard and hevy probably my little brother cos hes the closest thing to me!!!
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I would shoot my stapler at him then force feed him floppy disks, then shove my usb cable in his nose. And then when he stumbles around I'd shove his head on the copier and start slamming the lid down while I reached for the phone to call 911
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Couldn't exactly be behind me right now as there is a grand piano directly back of my chair. Swivel 180° and I can play you a tune:-) But I could see someone coming easily and throw something at him.
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A 5 ft. Firestick C.B. antenna.
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I guess I would have to pick an eye out. All I have in my hand is my pen.
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I'd empty a packet of Emergen-C in his eyes.
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i would back-flip off my chair and smack him in the face, then i would run up the wall and run across the ceiling and land on him and hope he pushes me into a wall. then i would use the force of his push to fire me back at him, deflect any attack with 1 foot and attack with the other. then i would carry on going and run up a wall and fire myself down to him and i would go for the neck.
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I just learned this yesterday! Elbow strikes are best. Although few people use them in self defense because they don't know how to effectively, they generate a lot of power and impact. Aim to strike in the cheekbone, jawbone or nose area; avoiding the mouth since teeth can injure youre elbow.
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either my wireless keyboard or my fist...
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A huge, drawn out, lawsuit...
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My laptop!
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water bottle
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A rubber band.
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my coffee cup
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I could throw my bowl of hot shells and cheese at his face! Or this miniature teapot!
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Words of wisdom that larceny is not the way to go.
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I'd let my Smith & Wesson do the talking. I have yet to miss a target.
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A chair then I'd pull out the utility knife in my back pocket and slice him a few times.
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I have my pick of: a bronze statue thingy about 6 inches tall that is hard as a mofo. my folding knife I keep clipped to my jeans. a titanic model that took weeeeeks to build or my fist I'll go with the statue.
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well my key board probably wouldn't be long enough, so thats out. so the closest thing i have that will semi-hurt is my remote. MAN thats it.
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Sam. She's on ma bed lolz!
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Hmmm...my Laptop. The Chair i'm sitting on. The Suitcase on the floor. The Vase with Roses on it.
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my art history textbook .. he'll be out for days :)
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a luke-warm cup of coffee or i could put my cigarette out on his forhead.
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my speakers
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the swords my husband insists on collecting......the only good reason that I can think for having them
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stapler
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a box of bounce softener and my TI-83 calculator haha
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That depends upon how he is standing. The neck is a vulnerable spot, what with all the arteries and nerves, so an open hand with thumb extended would work well. The center of the torso has all sorts of vulnerable nerve ganglia and organs that a flat hand with fingers curled to extend first and second knuckles could damage. The lower torso, with its sexual organs makes an inviting target for an upthrust with the heel of the hand. If he's off balance, a sweep with the lower legs should topple him. There's more than one way to skin a burglar! : D
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Arisztid is 4 feet from me. I'll let my martial artist have fun.
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my cane... this laptop is new!
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my cat's cat carrier.
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I have a marble drink coaster.
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A book
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I'll go all Xena on him with my big round ashtray.
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a dictionary!
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.45 ACP
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my coffee cup...
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my bic pen, it is mightier than a sword.
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this lap top, the colt on nicks side of the bed, or the knucke stun gun in my top drawr
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I have a handy container full of crickets that I could throw in his face! That might freak him out a bit.
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A 3' piece of 1" PVC pipe. SCH-40
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