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SPIKE
Hey! You're trying to pull a fancyfeast on your cactus ;)
lol For a great cactus name, depending on how spiky and menacing it looks, and what shape it is (long or bally) I'd suggest :
Mr. Spike Anderson Jr. (he'd be my cactus' lil bro!!)
Miss. Cruella Spears
Mr. Pokey Butts
Mrs. Leslie Spades
Pokey!
FLUFFY!!!!!
I had one once. I called it Percival.
Maximillian
Cuidado Muchacho
My last cactus was Max. But, the next one I get will be Bill.
Cecil
Boris Pedrometus Cassia McMelbourne.
Stryker.
pinchy
"PRICK!"
Hornilicious
Hornelius
spunts.
he needs little care,hardly any water (i do not drink water)has no problem being left alone for extended periods.doesn't eavesdrop and loves the warm weather.friends can pour beers on me without being affected.if you are too busy to chat with me,i will understand.just don't cheat on me by paying more attention on the other plants.with all things considered,remember,i am covered with thorns and i can hurt you for that.
Mr. Cactus, and you treat him with respect!!!!!!!!!
Prickly Pete.
I have an 18 year old 3 foot tall cactus in my house called "willy" ;D
Optimus Prime
Ed Prickly
Dave
I had one when I was a teenager - I called 'him' Hugo Opuntia. I dunno why, it just seemed to fit. Ah, whatever happened to poor Hugo? :)
ruff.
Fredric. Or Cedric. They work well on anything.
Pokey.
I called mine don`t touch.
Prickles
Well, since it has sharp pokey things on it, and you are bound to prick your finger, why not name it prick? lol
Sharpie!
POKEY
Rexicorialphalivatorious. XD
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Happy Trigger! :P
When I was a kid there was a local cartoon show host named Cactus Pete. and the first thing that came to mind for the name of a cactus was Pete.
Chico
prick
Horny :P
There was more alliteration in muchacho than muchacha! Plus it's like the slang version of "Watch it man!"
*oops* mistake
Infra-shed Bite. Thats the first thing that comes to mind, mostly because I hacked my webcam today to show infrared light. It's pretty cool. My black shirts look light blue, and my blue gel-wrist pad is clear.
Tequila
Jack
Amigo!!!
Pierre.
jim bob
SPIKE
Thorny Prick
Cactus Jack
Prickles
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Either Jose or Paco....... every good cactus is Mexican dont-cha-know!
ShakeSpear
Prickley
What would you do if you started growing a cactus out of your head?
by missannie330 on May 15th, 2009
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I knocked over my baby Saguaro cactus is he okay?
by Brooke_P on August 17th, 2011
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My daughter had a cactus plant and it died, turning black from the base up. Could that have been a sign of overwatering?
by holeinthewoods on May 9th, 2009
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dont touch me
by kaykayfisher on January 2nd, 2011
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Help! My cactus is dying! Almost half of it is covered in white fuzz, and the rest is saggy, but still green. What's wrong with it, and what do I do?
by Mac1232 on July 24th, 2009
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You're reading I bought a cactus yesterday. What's a good name for him?
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Thanks smart :)
by Twisted Thoughts is not MIA anymore. on November 25th, 2007
That was my pick too.
by Wickels on November 25th, 2007