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Turns on the music and starts doing a soft shoe routine. *shuffle shuffle*
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I probably can't as I'm not very entertaining myself, but you could try this website: www.bored.com
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No, sorry, I am at work presently and can not entertain you at this time.
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Can you pay me?
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Why don't you turn on the TV?
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Let's play "clean my room"? A game where we each submit a photo and get judged for having the cleanest room ;)
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No. But Robbie Williams probably could.
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Well, I did have a nice time with Santa this morning. I told him to be sure to go by your house. Does that help?
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She can....
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Would you like me to sing or dance? Or both?
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little f***ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
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Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
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http://lickdeeznutz.com/i/king2.gif it's not porno. it;s silly and not something you would look at in church but it's pg-13 at worse.
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I could get on my unicycle and juggle for you, would this help? Maybe I could do the chicken dance or sing, "I'm a little teapot"? Hmm? I know you're tempted!!!
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