- NEW!
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on November 19th, 2007
Is that a loofah or are you just happy to see me?;)
by Babycakes on November 19th, 2007
You won't be talking you will be laughing.
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on November 19th, 2007
Another well-hung Marine! Does God make them all that way? LOL :-)
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on November 19th, 2007
becareful you don't trip on that !!!:):)
by Brian I on November 19th, 2007
"You weren't at the front of the line when they were handing them out, were you?" ;-)
by Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections. on November 19th, 2007
Ok, now go back in and come back out.Repeat 3 more times.=)
by Talimze on November 19th, 2007
Well, I'm hoping you haven't stayed long enough to speak.
by bigkado69 on November 19th, 2007
OMG..is that thing real?
by Fun on November 19th, 2007
Nice rings. =)
by Voodoo on November 19th, 2007
Wow!!!
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on November 20th, 2007
"Your warmed towel, madam?"
...right?
by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on November 19th, 2007
"I'm freightened, it's winking!
by Zack on November 19th, 2007
ROTFLMAO!!!
by andrew_ftm on November 19th, 2007
"Is that thing supposed to be there?" LOL!
by Twisted Thoughts is not MIA anymore. on November 19th, 2007
Can I have some of that? LOL!!!;P
by ...... on November 19th, 2007
want to join me I can go again.
by Snowman on November 19th, 2007
"... and then he shot me for breaking into his house!"
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on November 23rd, 2007
What I hope you'd say:
Well... I see that cold showers don't affect you much!
What you would probably say:
What are you doing here?!?!
by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on November 23rd, 2007
You wouldn't have a chance to say anything. You would be dead from uncontrollable fits of laughter before you could even utter a single word. lol
by R U Sirius on November 19th, 2007
I did'nt know Buffalo still roamed in these parts?
by letmespeak on November 19th, 2007
You won't say anything, you'll just scream and probably run.
by redcatt63 is around here somewhere...... on November 19th, 2007
Oh, the glare! the glare! where are my sunglasses!??
(I'm pretty pale....LOL!)
by Ninja Chicken on November 19th, 2007
Dang it must be cold in here. HAHA
by immaflirt on November 19th, 2007
WOW!!! those are huge!
by Major Look at yerself on November 19th, 2007
Oh..Excuse me!
by BadBeast on July 24th, 2009
Wow! I've never seen one that big before!
by mikemega on August 6th, 2008
"Does it have a name!?"
or, "OH MY GOD! IT BLINKED AT ME!!"
by MIA on May 15th, 2008
WOW You really do have a pretty one!!!! LOL haha ;)
by Kiss A Fat Babys Ass on March 24th, 2008
ouch
by quarkum on December 31st, 2007
"Why the hell is there a Golden Retriever in there with you??!!"
[He loves the water and if I forget to close the door, he just comes running right in]
:)
by Mr. Meaulnes on November 23rd, 2007
Something along the lines of,
"Holy Sh*t! Someone's been murdered in your bathroom!"
by Anonymous on November 23rd, 2007
The horror would leave you speechless, lass. I've blinded people with less.
by Galeanda on November 20th, 2007
Oh, you poor dear :-)
by Drastic on November 20th, 2007
"Hmm...now that's interesting!"
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on November 20th, 2007
Eureka!
by Little big mouth on November 19th, 2007
Scream
by pagan-babe on November 19th, 2007
S***!!!!
by ChillWinterheart on November 19th, 2007
"That's one visually offensive ******."
by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on November 19th, 2007
"Ouchie, Ouch Stop hitting me." I might be a little jumpy.
by Suspira on July 25th, 2009
I would scream at you to get out and throw everything within easy reach at you.
by Anonymous on July 25th, 2009
"(Audible gasp) Adonis! There is a God". ;)
by Po etry on July 24th, 2009
Do you need help with that? q:)
by Hillbilly on July 24th, 2009
Holy Cow...your even uglier necked.
by Nightwatchdog on July 24th, 2009
Hay! Nice penis!
by Avril on July 24th, 2009
'Get the FUCK out! NOW!'
by Celeste: It is what it is. Like it or not on July 19th, 2009
Nothing.You'll be speachless!LOL!*+++++*Aaaaaaaaugh!!!*
by Universe Of Life on July 19th, 2009
Please don't hang your towel on here ...
;)))
by i n a d x x_ 11 sleeps till im 21 on July 19th, 2009
god girl do you ever wax!!!!
ahahah
by WaitingWaitingWaiting on July 19th, 2009
my bad.
by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on July 19th, 2009
What a relief, i thought you were my husband. ;+
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Who's the King and Queen of fill in the blanks?
by WABOO on February 12th, 2012
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Do you know anyone who would benefit from an OPTARECTOMY procedure?
by Sloonybartfast 20 hours ago
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What does a scientist look like? http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/2012/02/07/this-is-what-a-scientist-looks-like/?WT_mc_id=SA_DD_20120208
by aldonoir on February 12th, 2012
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Juts for a laugh: of the numbers,letters,characters on your keyboard which do you like best and maybe why?
by dazed 20 hours ago
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You're reading I accidentally walk in on you as you're stepping out of the shower. What are my first words going to be?
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Comments
Wow, this one really slipped through the cracks...so to speak!!;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on May 5th, 2008
Hello bootsy;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on May 31st, 2008
LOL. Top answer out of 103;)
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on May 31st, 2008
Life penguin with life penguin;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 1st, 2008
hahaaha that was very funny!
by miissd on November 8th, 2008
that is a pretty good one
by Anonymous on August 19th, 2009
I'm just happy to see you:)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on November 4th, 2009