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Help answer this question below.
Is that a loofah or are you just happy to see me?;)
You won't be talking you will be laughing.
Another well-hung Marine! Does God make them all that way? LOL :-)
becareful you don't trip on that !!!:):)
"You weren't at the front of the line when they were handing them out, were you?" ;-)
Ok, now go back in and come back out.Repeat 3 more times.=)
Well, I'm hoping you haven't stayed long enough to speak.
OMG..is that thing real?
Nice rings. =)
Wow!!!
"Your warmed towel, madam?"
...right?
"I'm freightened, it's winking!
ROTFLMAO!!!
"Is that thing supposed to be there?" LOL!
Can I have some of that? LOL!!!;P
want to join me I can go again.
"... and then he shot me for breaking into his house!"
What I hope you'd say:
Well... I see that cold showers don't affect you much!
What you would probably say:
What are you doing here?!?!
You wouldn't have a chance to say anything. You would be dead from uncontrollable fits of laughter before you could even utter a single word. lol
I did'nt know Buffalo still roamed in these parts?
You won't say anything, you'll just scream and probably run.
Oh, the glare! the glare! where are my sunglasses!??
(I'm pretty pale....LOL!)
Dang it must be cold in here. HAHA
WOW!!! those are huge!
Oh..Excuse me!
Wow! I've never seen one that big before!
"Does it have a name!?"
or, "OH MY GOD! IT BLINKED AT ME!!"
WOW You really do have a pretty one!!!! LOL haha ;)
ouch
"Why the hell is there a Golden Retriever in there with you??!!"
[He loves the water and if I forget to close the door, he just comes running right in]
:)
Something along the lines of,
"Holy Sh*t! Someone's been murdered in your bathroom!"
The horror would leave you speechless, lass. I've blinded people with less.
Oh, you poor dear :-)
"Hmm...now that's interesting!"
Eureka!
Scream
S***!!!!
"That's one visually offensive ******."
"Ouchie, Ouch Stop hitting me." I might be a little jumpy.
I would scream at you to get out and throw everything within easy reach at you.
"(Audible gasp) Adonis! There is a God". ;)
Do you need help with that? q:)
Holy Cow...your even uglier necked.
Hay! Nice penis!
'Get the FUCK out! NOW!'
Nothing.You'll be speachless!LOL!*+++++*Aaaaaaaaugh!!!*
Please don't hang your towel on here ...
;)))
god girl do you ever wax!!!!
ahahah
my bad.
What a relief, i thought you were my husband. ;+
If God is both male and female, both black and white - is God Michael Jackson?
by Sloonybartfast 23 hours ago
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Who's the King and Queen of fill in the blanks?
by WABOO on February 12th, 2012
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Do you know anyone who would benefit from an OPTARECTOMY procedure?
by Sloonybartfast 20 hours ago
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What does a scientist look like? http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/science-sushi/2012/02/07/this-is-what-a-scientist-looks-like/?WT_mc_id=SA_DD_20120208
by aldonoir on February 12th, 2012
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Juts for a laugh: of the numbers,letters,characters on your keyboard which do you like best and maybe why?
by dazed 20 hours ago
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You're reading I accidentally walk in on you as you're stepping out of the shower. What are my first words going to be?
Comments
Wow, this one really slipped through the cracks...so to speak!!;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on May 5th, 2008
Hello bootsy;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on May 31st, 2008
LOL. Top answer out of 103;)
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on May 31st, 2008
Life penguin with life penguin;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on June 1st, 2008
hahaaha that was very funny!
by miissd on November 8th, 2008
that is a pretty good one
by Anonymous on August 19th, 2009
I'm just happy to see you:)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on November 4th, 2009