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by Mendtos on August 8th, 2008
Hide behind some bushes and toss pebbles and pinecones at them
by ...... on November 9th, 2007
Nothing, I would walk away as it is their business and not mine.
by sloroller on November 9th, 2007
Start singing some cheesy Barry White song while hiding behind a tree.
by Takei-Shihan on November 9th, 2007
Hesitate just long enough to confirm it was consensual and not rape ... if "they both want it", I would just walk on by ... if it was a "forcefull struggle", I would intervene with harsh action.
by American idle on November 9th, 2007
Fondly remember the times it used to be me! lol...
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on August 8th, 2008
Tell your parents to get a room.
by Snowman on November 9th, 2007
I would keep walking.
by Kitt-tastrophy on November 9th, 2007
Probably tell them I was sorry, even if they didn't notice me, and then walk away. I know I wouldn't want to be interrupted if it were me ;)
by Phil wonders where everyone is??? on November 13th, 2007
As I was walking by them I might consider saying "Great method to get close to nature and fit-in" Have Fun and go several more time for me!
by cancer on June 12th, 2009
i honestly think i would stay and watch
by Victoria on November 22nd, 2008
Ask if I could join in?
by Jannae on August 8th, 2008
Hopefully ascertain that both of them were willing participants by watching for a minute, and if I thought they were, slip away as quietly as possible. If not, I would challenge whoever it appeared to me to be forcing the other ...
by MRSHINYSHOES on August 8th, 2008
Hide amongst some bushes, take out my moose horn, and start moooo-ing and grunting!!
by Phillis - Zacks little sister on August 8th, 2008
If my kids were with me, I'd send them back up the trail a short ways immediately!!! Then I would bitch them out royaly!! If it were just me, I'd leve or walk past, pointing and laughing. Depends on the mood I'm in.
by R U Sirius on August 8th, 2008
ask them if someone had an orgasm in the woods........would we be able to hear it?
by Anonymous on December 18th, 2008
Depends -- Assuming it was consensual and not an assault in progress, I would take a quick look to see if they were attractive. If so, I'd offer to join them or at least to help out in some way. At the very least, I'd probably ask if I could watch while masturbating myself.
by Artemisia on November 3rd, 2008
join
by Heather108 on November 2nd, 2008
I would quietly watch.
If he was forcing her, I would jab him in the butt with a stick.
If she was forcing him, I'd help her.... ;~)
by .wishes.on.stars. on October 27th, 2008
I would ask them how its going
;D
by Little Miss Sunshine on October 27th, 2008
If i could see it was consensual i'd smile and walk away as quietly as possible. If it looked like one of them was in trouble and not enjoying it i would probably make a noise so they both turned to look at me - then try to establish if I was right or not! In the worst case scenerio the 'attacker' would hopefully run off!
by MagicSquares on August 8th, 2008
Discreetly carry on walking and try to ignore them.
by Abbyguy on August 8th, 2008
Smile and continue walking.
by lekililina on August 8th, 2008
Um...ask to join in? LOL
by thewallfly on August 8th, 2008
Hope they dont get poison ivy and walk away.
by Pugsley on August 8th, 2008
I'd try to get sloppy seconds.
by junebug0897 on August 8th, 2008
whip out the camera and start directing it lol
by altgirl84 on November 9th, 2007
Ask if I could watch or join in...hehe :P
by the big boo on November 9th, 2007
Retreat... quietly! And then call somebody to laugh about it.
by ChelseaMark on November 9th, 2007
Film them and then blackmail them saying I'm gonna release the 'BLAIR STITCH UP PROJECT' !!
by Cynstriss on November 9th, 2007
Politely leave and let them have their fun.
by endowed - out on August 19th, 2009
It depends on how close they were to me. The closer they are, the more sarcastic my comments would be. Maybe I'd say "You're doing it wrong" or "You need me (or us) to show you how to do it?"
by Nate Dog on August 19th, 2009
Join the horny couple
by FoolishOne on July 27th, 2009
Who am I kidding? I'd watch, and hope to get invited.
by - MojoThunder - on July 27th, 2009
watch and as they were getting closer to the end, ask if they would like some company
by bubbletrouble on July 22nd, 2009
I'll friendly propose to hold umbrella for them
by Linc on July 22nd, 2009
hide and watch them of course
by TravNasty on June 12th, 2009
It depends on who they are and how hot the girl is...i might ask to lend a hand ;)
by Anonymous on May 6th, 2009
watch them what else
by nice jugs on April 26th, 2009
i would watch ,,,,,,,
by darren229 on April 24th, 2009
join in
by Glitch on March 13th, 2009
Hide in the bushes and masterbate like crazy.
by is it really? on March 13th, 2009
i guess i would keep on walking.
by weezle face on March 13th, 2009
i would beat the dude down and then proceed to do his girl in the butt:)
by KhaosGod Is The First Human Spectre on February 23rd, 2009
Find an open hole and jump in
by freak.in.da.bed on February 12th, 2009
i would ask to join
by loverboy21 on January 23rd, 2009
if they were a hot couple i would pull it out and ask to either join in or if i could watch
by alexTMM on January 21st, 2009
say "bow chicka bow wow"
by lucas6 on January 21st, 2009
I would check to see if the girls hot or its a couple of hot lesbos and possibly watch
by Richardlionheart on January 20th, 2009
Ask them if they wanted to make it a threesome and if not give them the privacy they deserve.
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Hahaha :)
by Done. never again. on August 8th, 2008
Its the perfect plan!
by Mendtos on August 8th, 2008
That would be hilarious. :)
by Done. never again. on August 8th, 2008