If you were walking through the woods and found a couple having sex, what would you do?
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Wild One
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If it were a couple of bears I would probably watch for a bit.
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Politely leave and let them have their fun.
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Walk by with a smirk on my face and let them get on with it.
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Fondly remember the times it used to be me! lol...
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Film them and then blackmail them saying I'm gonna release the 'BLAIR STITCH UP PROJECT' !!
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Retreat... quietly! And then call somebody to laugh about it.
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Nothing, I would walk away as it is their business and not mine.
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Hesitate just long enough to confirm it was consensual and not rape ... if "they both want it", I would just walk on by ... if it was a "forcefull struggle", I would intervene with harsh action.
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Start singing some cheesy Barry White song while hiding behind a tree.
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Probably tell them I was sorry, even if they didn't notice me, and then walk away. I know I wouldn't want to be interrupted if it were me ;)
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Ask if I could watch or join in...hehe :P
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I would keep walking.
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As I was walking by them I might consider saying "Great method to get close to nature and fit-in" Have Fun and go several more time for me!
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record them lol
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Turn around and walk away.
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Giggle abit, then run away.
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umm...leave them alone! haha
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ask them if someone had an orgasm in the woods........would we be able to hear it?
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Hide behind some bushes and toss pebbles and pinecones at them
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Join in.
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whip out the camera and start directing it lol
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If my kids were with me, I'd send them back up the trail a short ways immediately!!! Then I would bitch them out royaly!! If it were just me, I'd leve or walk past, pointing and laughing. Depends on the mood I'm in.
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id beee likkeee.....AWEESOMEEEE and pull out my cell phone and make a myspace vid of it.lmao
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Watch and probably take a picture with my cell phone.
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I'd try to get sloppy seconds.
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Hide amongst some bushes, take out my moose horn, and start moooo-ing and grunting!!
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Hopefully ascertain that both of them were willing participants by watching for a minute, and if I thought they were, slip away as quietly as possible. If not, I would challenge whoever it appeared to me to be forcing the other ...
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Hope they dont get poison ivy and walk away.
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I actually saw that a couple months ago and i took out my phone and recorded it because i knew no one would believe me otherwise.
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Tell your parents to get a room.
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Um...ask to join in? LOL
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Smile and continue walking.
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Discreetly carry on walking and try to ignore them.
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blush and walk away!
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honestly...i might watch =)
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If i could see it was consensual i'd smile and walk away as quietly as possible. If it looked like one of them was in trouble and not enjoying it i would probably make a noise so they both turned to look at me - then try to establish if I was right or not! In the worst case scenerio the 'attacker' would hopefully run off!
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join in and get the video camera!
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I would turn around and walk the other way and give them privacy.
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I would ask them how its going ;D
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Find a good vantage point and watch : )
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Keep walking
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It has happened to me before, only I was walking down a beach at night. I just smiled and quietly walk on. I wouldn't want to get cited for disturbing the piece.
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nice! nice! nice! I'll surely get curious and watch for a while..
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Hum some nice mood music for them....or keep walking.
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I'd watch them. Obviously if you're having sex in public you know that you might get spotted so my being there is probably a turn on. Anything I can do to help out!
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HA HA that hasnt happend to be before but I have been the one having sex and someone came accross us. ha ha
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I'd pretend that I didn't see them and I'd hope that they didn't see me.
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Watch...might learn some new tricks:)
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LOL
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I would probably laugh and then just keep walking.
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I would quietly watch. If he was forcing her, I would jab him in the butt with a stick. If she was forcing him, I'd help her.... ;~)
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Call them lucky bastards and move on.
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join
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this actualy happened to me a nd a buddy on a hike! it was a asian couple on a really sunny day . they jumped in the bushes we turned around . lol who knows coulda gone differnt. what would you do?
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probably quietly watch for a minute and then try to slip away so they can continue their business
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i'd watch of course...free porn, aint it? of course i'd sock it to him if it was rape.
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id beat the shit and kill the boy then fuck the girl and get her pregnant
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Ask if I could join in?
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hum, i think i would stop and look for a moment then go about my business(making sure it wasnt rape) :)
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I would prob stare in shock and then get turned on.
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I would stop, throw them a condom and wish em' luck
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I would be polite and ask if I could be of any help
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Depends -- Assuming it was consensual and not an assault in progress, I would take a quick look to see if they were attractive. If so, I'd offer to join them or at least to help out in some way. At the very least, I'd probably ask if I could watch while masturbating myself.
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I would get my phone in one hand and my dick in the other!!!
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It depends. If it was a pleasant sight, I'd watch as I walked past. If it was an unpleasant sight, I'd not watch as I walked past.
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I was walking through the woods one day, And I found a couple making hay. Even if they were straight or gay, That sure as hell would of made my day Can I be of help I'd say, Or will I just get in your way. If not enjoy your sexual play, Whatever, Do have a wonderful day.
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I would probaby watch them and masturbate
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Ask if I could join!
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I'm sure I'm not the only one to say this, but I would ask em if I could join in!
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A couple of what?
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personally i would never have sex in a forest and if i did see someone else doing it i wouldn't notice coz they might have a long jacket and i would just see them makeout (that is if they were standing up) But if they were on the floor of the forest them i would RUN and report it sorry to spoil the excitment
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Ask them if they wanted to make it a threesome and if not give them the privacy they deserve.
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I would check to see if the girls hot or its a couple of hot lesbos and possibly watch
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say "bow chicka bow wow"
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if they were a hot couple i would pull it out and ask to either join in or if i could watch
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i would ask to join
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Find an open hole and jump in
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i would beat the dude down and then proceed to do his girl in the butt:)
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i guess i would keep on walking.
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Hide in the bushes and masterbate like crazy.
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join in
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i would watch ,,,,,,,
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watch them what else
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i honestly think i would stay and watch
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It depends on who they are and how hot the girl is...i might ask to lend a hand ;)
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hide and watch them of course
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I'll friendly propose to hold umbrella for them
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watch and as they were getting closer to the end, ask if they would like some company
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Who am I kidding? I'd watch, and hope to get invited.
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Join the horny couple
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It depends on how close they were to me. The closer they are, the more sarcastic my comments would be. Maybe I'd say "You're doing it wrong" or "You need me (or us) to show you how to do it?"
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It really depends who's on top...........................................................................................................
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Watch :-)
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Hide and watch. Probably masturbate while I was at it.
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watch. ask to join. no, laugh and wander off is all.
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Join in, of course!
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Either hide & watch or openly watch.
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Strip down to nothing and watch
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I'd play them "Keep Your Hands Off My Girl by Good Charlotte" from my phone and videolize their reaction then run for my life if the guy is pissed.
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LMAO Was in the middle of the woods with an ex of mine. There was this wierd thin shaped tree that actually bent like a chair. My girlfriend got the urge seeing it and we both stripped down and used it so she could straddle me. Midway through the "act" she goes.."Theres a guy on a bike coming towards us". I was like..Yeah right we are in the middle of the woods. But sure as hell he peddled right on by with his head down. I still laugh thinking about that one!
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