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Well, I'd ask him if he'd like to wash up, as in his culture's tradition, nothing was discussed until the guest had a chance to wash his feet, and I'd show him to the washroom. Then I'd ask if he were hungry, because in my house's tradition, anyone who enters my front door doesn't leave unfed.
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jesus is always invited to my house and the first thing i would say is whats good my brother/father i would show him my bible and then show him around my life and shoot some hoops with him
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I would say come on in and give Him the best seat in the house and just sit back and listen to all He has to say.
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Hallelujah! Do please come in, make yourself at home. You couldn't have come at a better time, we've just drank the last drops of wine......
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I'd wash his feet. I think there's something really beautiful and romantic in that, because he used to wash people's feet, right? And then its like, 2,000 years later he has a world of followers ready to wash his feet for him because of the price he paid in death. A foot wash long overdue. Not that I'm a Christian or anything, but I would be if Jesus showed up at my door.
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With the chain on the door and him outside, I'd ask for identification.
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I wouldn't know what to say, but I'd invite him in I guess and have a good talk with him about many things, maybe nothing at all...I'd offer what I have, my love and peace, might not be much, nd not hard to do, but it's better than nothing.
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I don't know what I would do, dreams are so unpredictable.
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I'd freak out that some skinny long-haired hippie dressed in rags just broke into my house. Then, I'd call 911.
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I would demand to know why he didnt want me for a sunbeam...
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Show Him how we've butchered his book, beliefs, and religion, and how much we've punished and degraded and slaughtered ourselves in His name. I'd then ask him if he needs a Horseman.
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I'd have to show him my dying mother who was in constant, unremitting pain; then I'd show him my little grand-daughter who had had diabetes since she was 18 months old, then I'd show him all the victims in Iraq from bombs and burning, and beheadings. I'd ask him why he can't prevent all that terrible suffereing of innocent people.
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Jesus couldn't come to my home uninvited. He is always welcome in my home and in my heart. I would say to him what I say every day: I love you, I live for you, I pledge my heart and soul to you, I thank you for suffering on my behalf, I thank you for dying for me on the cross, I thank you for overcoming death and rising from the dead - in fulfillment of scripture, I look forward to spending an eternity with you in Heaven.
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We already HAVE Double Glazing
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Yo...! Wassup JC! long time no see! Come in dude, and pull-up a bean-bag!
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have u still not had a hair cut mate, its getting long now :)
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I'd assume it was some homeless hippy bum and I'd call the police.
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Oh my god! It's really you!
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enter my lord
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Why is our world so screwed up?
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Jesus Christ!!!
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Did you and the Holy Father *really* think that plan of yours was going to work? You need some smarter advisers....;-D...
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Nice sandals!
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Would you care for a glass of wine? I only have water, but I'm sure you can just, you know, work your voodoo and make a nice blush wine. ;)
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Please come in, you are welcome in my house. Lord, please forgive me for every sin I've committed. And then I'd probably break down and start crying!
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Hey Jesus I was just thinking of you
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I've been waiting
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Sup?
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I'd pass him a glass of water and say "If possible, can you make it zinfandel?"
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good day.
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sorry buddy, wrong house
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No soliciting please. See the sign? Geez for the so called "almighty" you'd think you could read.
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Who the hell are you?
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I would ask him if he would like to come in and take a load off.
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where are Holy Ghost & word(logos)
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Come In !!
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i think i'd stare in shock and then ask him how he was doing... either that or i'd ask to say goodbye to my family cos i'd think he was coming to take me away to heaven. Although that would obviously be a privilige for someone farrr more deserving than me lol
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"Can I help you?"
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You are not the messiah. Go away.
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"Jesus? What the shit are you doing here? Oh, I haven't done something, have I?"
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Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ? Jesus. Christ.
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I would say great to have met a religious figure such as you. I am not even a chrsitian yet I am fascinated by all religions and to meet someone like jesus would be very interesting indeed.
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Your practice is very immature. Come back when it's developed a bit and I'll talk to you.
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Hello
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Oh Snap!
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O! I didn't know you were a JW
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nice sandals
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I would ask him this - "Why didn't you do some of your bloody magic tricks for Pilot when you had the chance ow lord? When you choked on that gig you not only got yourself killed but you made your devoted followers even to this day look like a bunch of raving lunatics following a crackpot con artist.".
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assuming he spoke english. I'd show him the internet. I'd take him around town. I'd clean him up a bit...maybe get him some clothes that weren't so you know...dated. I think it would be cool to bring someone back from the past and show them how awesome 2008 is. then i'd tell him what a hufe mess he made with this whole Jesus business
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"Let's get you some anti-biotic cream for those hands."
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The friggin son of God and you couldn't call first?!
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oh what a surprise. am i in heaven now? are you going to show me your kingdom?- but wait, please bring me back to earth.
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ummm... i'm PRETTY sure he'll be doing most of the talking and showing LOL
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Thank you so much LORD JESUS AND SAVIOR FOR DYING FOR ME ON Calvary..and Shedding your precious blood..even though I don't deserve heaven I deserve Hell ..thank you precious LORD...I LOVE YOU
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can see your birth certificate please?
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I'd show him the business end of a 9mm.
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well first of all Jesus would never be uninvited lol. i would tel him i loved him! :) cuz i do.
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Well, first off, he couldn't come uninvited, because Jesus has a standing invitation to my house. BUT, let's say he showed up unexpected. I would show him to the living room, invite him to sit down, offer him some refreshments, tell him I am honoured by his presence, and ask him how I can serve him.
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I would show him what is going on in the world and how he was being used as the biggest scapegoat ever in the name of religion. annmac
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I would say " Hello, how are things in Mexico?"
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Can you help me out with this broken finger?
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