I have been trying to castrate myself with a rubber band, is there a better way?

Why in the HELL are you trying to castrate yourself?

Um...ok. Maybe a knife?h

Ask Lorraine Bobbit.

Garden Shears work well

Just do it tighter.

No lol use a Burdizzo.. it's a tool that doesn't require any sergery.. simply use it to break the blood vessels and spermatic cords.. and that's it..

Testicles will die and absorbed by the body they shrink.. you are sterile.. it's that easy..

if you don't have a burdizzo you can use Electric Pliers.. these pliers have tall nose.. enough to be do it safely :) and no one has to find out!!

heres the problem with the rubberband it will work BUT! for about two to three weeks you will walk around with a whole bunch of rotton flesh hanging between your legs.and they don't make a perfume to cover that smell.besides the constant pain.No one will be able to get near you.try clamping the way they do animals.they make a clamp thats applied to the vessels that supply blood and other stuff,you clamp for 30 seconds and let off you will know when you got it right because its blunt force trama ,if you pass out no problem unclamp when you come to

Yes it is called elastrator bands that farmers use to castrate their livestock. It hurts like no other pain but give it a week and your testes should fall off. Of course ask your doctor about this procedure because I am not medically trained and ask him/her about being medically castrated if it is an option.
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