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by Mesia on October 29th, 2007
Church during services.
I'm a dirty girl.
by jizzonmylips on July 24th, 2008
in the back seat of the car when my family was on a road trip.
by SomeLikeItLikeThat on September 7th, 2008
I spent the weekend with a male friend and his wife. He fell asleep in his chair, I fell asleep on the couch and she went upstairs to bed. I woke up in the night and could see his dick sticking out the hole in the front of his pajama pants. It was rock hard, about 9 inches long and close to 3 inches across, so I masterbated on his couch while looking at his boner. If I was smart I would have went over, and climbed on.
by Evil Angel on October 3rd, 2008
In my computer class at school... I had my coat over me so I just unzipped my pants and started getting off... there was a guy sitting next to me asking what the hell I was doing so I told him that I was playing with myself and asked him if he wanted to join... so he pulled out his dick and started masturbating too!
by Samantha on January 1st, 2009
Probably on the couch next to my grandfather.
It was cold so I had an excuse to have a blanket over my lap.
Or maybe it could be when I slept over my best friends house.
I was sleeping in her bed with her and she fell asleep first, but hey.
by Samantha on November 11th, 2008
when i spent the night at my friend's house. i had to sleep in her bed with her.. :o
by Anonymous on October 2nd, 2008
when my friend slept over he fell asleep first and when I looked over at him I noticed his zipper was down and that his cock was starting to come out so naturally I leaned over and helped it out it was hard as a rock and about 13 inches long so I played with a little bit then I stripped nude and jacked off standing over him no jizz got on him and I resisted the want to ride him because he would have woken up and told the neighborhood I also jacked off on an airplane, in the back of my families van, in three of my neighbors house and in a locker room.
by Anonymous on September 6th, 2008
In my girlfriends clothes closet.
by TjoeBaxter is Hot Yo on July 24th, 2008
At your house in your computer chair:)
by Hotbabe UK on October 20th, 2009
2 experances come to mind for me.
1. In the back of our car with mum and dad sat in the front. We were on a long drive south to London. I had real bad tummy cramps and mum filled a hot water bottle at the petrol station toilets to ease the period pains.
It helped the pains but aroused me too, so I lowered the hot water bottle to rest on my tutu and the warmth helped me masturbate. I never orgasmed but tingled on and off for what felt like hours. It was lovely feeling knowing what I was doing and with mum and dad right there knowing nothing of it!
2. On a sunbed during a tanning session at the gym. Very aroused already, I got undressed and lay on sunbed. Only a 6 minute session and again, I never had an orgasm. I finished off at home when I was more relaxed in bed.
I've always fantasized about masturbating on a plane but never had the chance/courage!!!
Debbie X
by Jennifer Jason on October 4th, 2009
Well girls have it much easier than guys... I wear lots of short skirts and over the years my underwear has gotten smaller and smaller to even non-existant a good part of the time which means that I'm in direct contact with whatever I'm sitting on...
I don't ride on the back of motor cycles but this one guy conned me into a ride... I was in a skirt so that was part of the problem but I wrapped a sweater around my waist and got on... The vibration from the bike when right where it counted with my legs spread that way... I climaxed as he went around this corner... I must have groaned or something cuz he said, "Are you doing ok?" I think my reply was something like, "oh ya!"
I've climaxed a lot in my car. I drive a mustang GT and the engine rumble comes right up though the seat. A number of years ago right after I got the car I got stuck in the snow behind my restaurant where I had just closed and was the last person to leave. So I was all alone in this parking lot totally stuck... Since the car was new I didn't have anything to put under my rear wheels... I could move a little back and forth so I figured if I kept trying gently so I wouldn't burn something up or break something that I might get out. Well the rumbling through the seat, the situation of being vulnerable, totally stuck pretty much got to me and after I had been rocking for about 3 minutes I let go with a huge climax... I did make it out... it took me about 20 minutes or. I've climaxed a few other times in my car, sometimes while stuck sometimes just while driving.
This guy asked me one night after I'd gotten stuck at starbucks on the ice with him in the car and he had to give me a push, why I drove a car that sucked so bad in snow... I just smiled back remembering my personal fun I sometimes have!
by Anonymous on March 10th, 2009
About two years ago, I made a little pledge that I would try and masturbate in as many different places as I could, the weirder the better.
I masturbated on the couch while my friend was watching TV in a chair in front of me. I masturbated at my grandma's house, in a church, on the bus, in my car, at my friend's house when I was sleeping in a bunk bed below her...
I aspire to get nastier. ^_~
by Anonymous on December 22nd, 2008
On a crowded airplane, sitting under my blanket in the window seat with strangers all around me. It was very hard to stop wriggling around-- I finally came in nice gentle, long waves.
The man in the next seat absolutely caught on. I didn't realize this until I finished and was putting myself together again, but I had slid my black lace panties down under the blanket--they slipped lower until they were just above my knees. He smiled at me. I was going to help him out, slipped my hand over his crotch and felt how hard he was, but then I backed off. There was someone else in the aisle seat and I just knew we would be pushing our luck. I did give the man next to me a big kiss on the lips and a nice hug when got off the plane at the terminal!
by CarmGrim136 on December 7th, 2008
On the bathroom floor at a friends grandparents house. He was having a pool party and me and my bf got horny so we headed to the bathroom and he watched me touch myself before we got to business ;)
by Indyla on October 28th, 2008
It started under the table in a public library. The woman opposite me caught on, I think, and asked me if I was ok. I finished it in the loo.
by king of ellipses on July 24th, 2008
in the viewing car (windows on the roof) of a moving train. In an airplane bathroom. Under a blanket in an airplane seat with 2 strangers sitting next to me. At my desk at work. In the wheelhouse of a ship...is there anywhere I haven't?
by creamywhip on February 29th, 2008
In front of a urinal in a public toilet while a beautiful woman was mopping the floor in there she got a good show the thrill was immense
by anonymous on September 11th, 2009
i was in a gerocery store so i went into the bathroom, locked the stall door and pulled down my jeans and panties, masturbated then wiped my cum on wall closest to me. the bathroom was really crowded and i was in the stall for like 10min. best orgasim ive ever had.
by nanaimorob on January 3rd, 2009
I once did it in a college dorm room full of girls who watched and enjoyed it when I blew my load for them all to see...they talked me into it
by CARROTSarePEOPLE on December 22nd, 2008
in a sink :D
just press your vagina against the tap on full blast its fab ;)
by trutrytryrty on October 21st, 2008
on the beach ... at work ...at a party
by BK_201 on September 25th, 2009
On the plane home between two middle-aged people last July. It was an evening flight (~10 PM), the lights were out, they were conked out, I had a blanket and I was hornier than ever. I whipped it out under the blanket through the zipper and went to work. I lasted about 20 seconds. I tried to get all my cum into the tissue but my orgasm was so intense that I got my shorts, the bottom of the blanket, the floor and my feet (I kicked off my sandals after getting settled in my seat).
Right after it happened I 'realized' what I did and was extremely embarrassed but satisfied. I seriously hope the woman that sat next to me reads this. :P Sounds fake but it really happened. People do the weirdest things when they're horny as hell.
by Anonymous on September 24th, 2009
I masturbated in walmart. I was down one of the aisle when it I wanted to masturbate So I did. I left with a very happy pussy.
by Anonymous on September 13th, 2009
I masturbated in a department show room. It was in back of show room and I never got caught or nobody ever stop but I left my mark. lol
by Hotchik on August 29th, 2009
In a dark club, alone at a table, watching 2 guys at a nearby table, and wishing they would take me someplace more private. I was rubbing my pussy and my clit under the table, (I had a short skirt on and it wasn't to hard to get to my pussy) When I started to quiver all over, and moan out load, one of them came over to ask what was wrong, I think he already knew, but anyway, when he got close, he knew for sure and he asked me if I would like to join him and his buddy, and go someplace else. I don't usually pick up guys in bars, but I was so horny I couldn't resist, so we went to a Motel close by, and spent a wonderful 3 Hrs. getting aquainted. They got to know my pussy, and I got to know both of their cocks, and mouths, real well. they literaly fucked me nearly senseless, it was great. But in answer to the original question, Watching those guys and fantisizing about what it would be like, to be with 2 guys at once, made me cum 4 or 5 times and after we got to the Motel, They made me cum at least a dozen times or more, probably more like 20, but as I said, 3+ hours of intense sex with 2 guys would make any girl cum repeatedly.
by gentletouch on August 25th, 2009
as many places as possible. I am male, but I have cum in ladies change rooms while wearing a dress or lingerie. In just about every lingerie store change room in town. In the car, on the beach, in strip clubs, adult theartes. In a plane, on a bus, walking down the street. In a mall. I keep looking for new places
by Ishkabibble on March 15th, 2009
It was in the winter time. I was taking a Greyhound bus home from school. The bus was completely full, and a girl I had never met before was sitting next to me. We talked for a while, mostly about the weather. Then, about half way through the trip, she curled up against my shoulder and went to sleep (at least I think she was asleep). I threw my coat over both of us as a blanket. I could feel her warm breath on me. She was so hot, I couldn't help myself. I unzipped as quietly as I could, and took care of business.
Not even ten seconds after I had finished, she woke up, smiled at me, shifted a little in her seat, and went back to sleep. She spent the rest of the two-hour trip sleeping. I spent the rest of the trip quietly trying to get my gun back into it's holster. I left the bullets in a paper napkin under the seat. That could have easily been the worst day of my life; but, instead, it was one of the best.
by Anonymous on January 27th, 2009
At work with a vibrator!
by Anonymous on January 11th, 2009
While testing someone's eyes (I'm an optometrist). My patient had a nice rack and I couldn't help myself. It was just her and I in the consulting room. Thankfully she was blind.
by NOYB on November 2nd, 2008
In front of my doctor following a physical exam this past August.
I was only wearing my undershorts (don't wear gowns)and had removed them completely for the prostate exam part. After she (doctor) was done sticking her finger up my butt i stood up from being bent over the edge of the exam table and turned towards her, face to face totally naked, while she was talking to me about various issues regarding my physical (nothing new, done this before). However this time I suddenly started to stroke "it" very gently a few moments with the tip of my index finger while she was talking to me. Afterwords she left the room to let me get dressed.
Funny thing about it was that she's far from attractive, an older grandmother type of lady. She has been my family doctor since the mid-1990's and has seen me naked quite a few times and I've never done this before! But suddenly this time i subconsciously felt the need to do it.
by WillyAndAlice on October 4th, 2008
In the air:),i practice skydiving,well,was more like a play but !YaaaY! i done it and was terrible fun 2 do
by PeterODB on July 22nd, 2008
In a toilet block, while reading the graffiti/scribble on the wall.
by model on January 26th, 2008
with another grunt in a hospital toilet
by Zack on November 10th, 2007
In a storage shed complex.
by Bre-Bre on November 24th, 2009
Tanning Bed....It was heating up in there...Physically and Sexually!
by buster on November 14th, 2009
This ones a doosey! Once when I was a freshman, these four girls from my class caught me peeping inside the girls locker room after swim practice. They told me that if I didn't want them to tell that I had to get naked and jerk off in front of them. I was scared of getting in trouble so I did it. At the end they made me cum one of their swim caps. They passed it around and played with the cum between their fingers. They kept saying how gross and smelly it was.
by ShavedSinceTeen on October 30th, 2009
At my best friends house when I was 14 or so. We slept in the family room on the floor. At one point he rolled over and his hand landed in my crotch. I slowly opened the fly on my pajamas and wriggled my cock out. It took a lot of doing, but I got it so his fingers laid across my hard boner. When he rolled back, I jacked off, catching my cum in my hand and licking it clean.
by Anonymous on October 3rd, 2009
on my grandmothers couch
she walked in but didnt notice
by Anonymous on September 25th, 2009
In the cargo hold of a C-130 at 30,000 ft. +2
by Sorrow on September 24th, 2009
Age 13: I masturbated in my toilet, my grandma peeped inside the lock, and saw me, while i masturbated my large thick strong penis and cum a hefty loaded cupfull. Age 13 1/2 i masturbated with my curtains open a little to a black straight haired young teen girl, in a xxl magazine, 3 boys, saw me, while i masturbated and spoke out loud, "what a fat penis " Im now going to get a girlfriend before i turn age 16, and we will make love.
by jonboy221 on September 22nd, 2009
On a flight from LA to London...Blanket on my lap.
by Anonymous on September 8th, 2009
I masturbated in class during a final exam.
by magamonster on September 1st, 2009
the weirdest place i ever did that was at my cousins house in her room in front of her
by Handyman on January 20th, 2009
The wierdest place was in the backseat of my friends moms car as she drove. I was like 15 and in the backseat by myself. She was so hot so I pulled it out, jeked off without moving to much , came on the floor and stomped it out. I have masturbated many places though.
by Dreamworx on January 20th, 2009
I was with my sister's friend and she started to rub my inner thigh. I was a lil confused but she started to rub her clit then she grabbed my dick and started to rube me and wasnt doing a great job so i finished it myself..then came on her chest. My head(on my penis) was throbbing afterwards.
by nickie on January 8th, 2009
In a hay loft.....
by bootyre on January 6th, 2009
At the theater
by JODii3_X on January 6th, 2009
In the cinema when I went to see Clerks II :-)
by nanaimorob on January 3rd, 2009
in a hot tub at a resort while a girl who I dont know watched me do it
by tboy6988 on December 7th, 2008
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER, ON A FAMILY VACATION, IN A MOATERHOME,WHILE DRIVING DOWN THE FREEWAY, I WAS UP ON THE BUNK, ABOVE MY PARENTS, AND JACKED OFF, CARS IN FRONT COULD SEE ME IF THEY LOOKED BACK.
IN A CAR WASH, STARTED ONCE THE WATER STARTED, AND FINISHED JUST BEFORE THE CAR WAS PUSHED OUT TO THE WAITING ATTENDENTS, WHO WERE HAPPY TO WIPE THE WINDOWS.
ON A BACKPACKING TRIP, WITH TWO OTHER GUYS IN THE TENT, I WAS HORRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, SO I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS. IN THE MORNING, ONE OF THE GUYS SAID HE NEEDED TO PISS, SO HE WALKED A LITTLE BIT AWAY. WHEN WERE READY TO EAT, I WAS ASKED TO GO FIND HIM, AS I CAME NEAR, HE ASKED ME TO WAIT, HE WAS ALMOST DONE, I GUESS HE WAS AS HORNY AS I WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE.
IN A HOSPITAL ROOM.
If masturbation were illegal, forbidden, and punishable by death (as it once was), how would your view of your sexuality change?
by GibsonGuy on February 3rd, 2012
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Is it weird for a guy to masturbate?
by Stay_Hungry_Stay_Foolish on January 20th, 2012
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Ladies, have you tried fisting?
by Pintapride on February 2nd, 2012
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Whem I'm very horny I have an overshelming desire to take a picture(s) of myself and show them to someone. But does anyone want to see?
by GibsonGuy on January 23rd, 2012
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Has anyone ever heard of a danger cum? If so can you tell me what it is?
by Anonymous on January 24th, 2012
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Comments
Wow, you are dirty! Thanks for your answer ++
by sppb76 on October 30th, 2007
If only my wife....
Yowsa!
by Josh on August 3rd, 2008
there have been so many times I have wanted to do that.
now I have to try this too.
hope you do it again
by funinthe sun21 on September 12th, 2008
hahahahaha dang gurl!
by DiSTurBiA on October 7th, 2008
Mesia: How did you pull that off?
by endowed - out on June 3rd, 2009
A short skirt, a non-crowded bench, a discreet pulling aside of my thong, and biting my lip so I didn't cry out. I very nearly didn't pull it off.
by Mesia on June 3rd, 2009
woah.
by sk8rchick on June 8th, 2009
that's hott! JK, that's pretty sneaky!
by XanltheCSG on June 16th, 2009
May NOT; perhaps its the blessing
from the Divine that you need at that time.
Take your joy where you find it.
NAMASTE'
by Macmedic and yet ... here I am on August 10th, 2009
What do you think all those choir folk are doing
swinging and swaying ????
by Macmedic and yet ... here I am on August 10th, 2009
how do you get your hand in there without anyone noticing???
by jacob_b on September 7th, 2009
Shifted my legs towards the wall, since it wasn't a crowded bench, and everyone else's attention was on the pastor and not me. Plus I was lucky that day.
by Mesia on September 7th, 2009
why lucky? When I'm at church, I usually look at people and not the pastor LOL
by jacob_b on September 7th, 2009
Well I was lucky I didn't get caught. Otherwise I'd be in a shitload of trouble.
by Mesia on September 7th, 2009
haha....do you have a picture to show us or any more stories?
by jacob_b on September 7th, 2009
I don't show pics over the net. As for stories, there's plenty in previous answers of mine.
by Mesia on September 8th, 2009
You are definately a dirty girl Mesia, aint it fun, I am too.
by Hotchik on September 11th, 2009
Oh my...
by Kingpinn on November 23rd, 2009
in the woods right off a trail, in a public restroom
by chowdownonme on April 20th, 2010
Mesia, I dare you to play with yourself on public transport. I think you could pull it off as well ;)
by funnyfarqua on June 15th, 2010
Already have.
by Mesia on June 15th, 2010
Hubba Hubba. Was it on the train or bus? Hopefully you didn't get caught by people but maybe by the hidden cameras ;)
by funnyfarqua on June 15th, 2010
Mesia we need to beecome friends here is my email so u can tell me more stories dat_suks@hotmail.com
by Disturbed1992 on July 25th, 2010
It was on a train, farqua, and the only people that saw (besides those viewing the cameras) are people I wanted to see me.
by Mesia on July 26th, 2010
That is so hot, Mesia. Kudos to you for having the confidence to play with yourself in public when the urge arose ;)
You should post some of your stories on Literotica.
by funnyfarqua on July 26th, 2010
I've considered doing that, but most of my experiences are when I was under the age of 18 and I dunno if that's allowed. And I'd rather be truthful about the stories rather than making something up where the age wouldn't make sense for the situation.
by Mesia on July 26th, 2010
That is totally understandable, Mesia. Hopefully you will have more erotic stories to tell in the future. I hope have some to tell as well lol.
by funnyfarqua on July 27th, 2010