hold it in, your lungs will absorb it or swallow it like a burp, but dont burp in line at the grocery store

suck up the smoke with ur vacum cleaner, LOL!

First of all, I wouldn't trust the air purifier worth shit, it may work, but if you have really uptight parents, or live in a dorm room, I wouldn't take the risk with just an air purifier as security. Well this has been said many times but make a spoof/blower/doob-tube/blow buddy/smoke-stack/or whatever you wanna call it: Take an empty toilet paper roll and stuff it with 3-6 freshly scented dryer sheets and use a rubberband to secure another 1-3 dryer sheets over the outside of the tube and then exhale the smoke through that after every hit, also when your done smoking spray down everything with Febreeze Air Effects, Lysol, Oust, Axe bodyspray, Tag bodyspray, BOD bodyspray, etc... or if you have no air freshener (which happens to me a lot) then just make your own air freshener with a combination of about 1/2 water, 1/2 rubbing alcohol (some people use 2/3 water, 1/3 rubbing alcohol), a little bit of vodka, a few specks of baking soda, a few drops of liquid fabric softener, and about 10+ drops of essential oil in the fragerance of your choice (I use cinnamon), mixed very well in a spray bottle. While your smoking burn incense, prefferably very smelly incence that fills the whole room with that smoke. Also, burn scented candles, the stronger the better. Lets's see... uh, you should close all vents in the room and cover them with towels, and ball up a towel under the door of the room as well as use duct tape to tape the top and edges of the room that way insuring no smoke passes through the door. Before smoking probably spray a little bit of Axe, Tag, BOD, or whatever in front of the door so in that small space of the room it smells like that. After smoking the weed, but NOT before spraying, if your allowed to smoke cigarettes in the area your in, smoke about two cigarettes for every joint smoked (or every 2 bowls smoked) or so. It sucks you don't have a window, as that is the ultimate method of getting the smoke out of the room, just getting a fan and blowing the smoke into the fan which shoots the smoke out of the window.

There is no way to really. Even if you try the above answers that only takes care of the inhaled smoke. You still have to deal with the smaoke that is produced from whatever you are smoking it with. Weed is a very unique smell. The alternative is telling your parents that you thought a pine branch was an insense and you burned it=)

The amount of smoke produced by marijuana has a lot to do with the method in which it is being smoked. Vaporizers are good for not getting caught (because no flame is involved), plus they have other uses (like burning incense), so they are more inconspicuous. My favorite way to smoke is out of a bong. My first year at college I stayed in the dorms and I had a hell of a time trying to figure out how to smoke. The best way (I found) was to put a towel against the bottom of the door, take a rip, hold it in for as long as possible, then exhale into some scented fabric. Honestly though, I would recommend just going outside...smoking a bowl doesn't take that long and it is sooo much easier. Pipes and joints produce the most smoke~

breath it into a pillow slowly. the smoke will stay in there. haha but remember to spray it with something, so you dont get caught by your pillow smelling like weed. patchouli kills the oder[sp] of weed. my mom tought me that. haha.

get a roll of tp...the little cardboard thing and stuff some dryer sheets in it.... blow it through there...the smoke that comes out smells like the dryer sheet. If you're really paranoid then blow through that into the air purifier...When I was a Resident Advisor in the dorms in college I did this and never got caught. Happy smoking to you!

take a paper towel roll and rubber band two 3 sheets of fabric softener to the end of it blow the smoke into the other end when its out it smells like the fabric softner.

Smoke crack at the same time, as it neutralises the smell of weed.

Get the Breathe by HoMedics. It's an air freshener. Madd strong, nice smelling, works beautifully.

The Perfect Answer: Things you need: 1) a Hitter (No worries about the smoke coming from the piece) 2) a Sploof (toilet paper roll with 2 sheets of fabric softener inside of the tube) 3) Deodorizing candle - basically any scented candle (your excuse will be 10x better then lighting a pine needle?) What to do: 1) Pack your hitter, not too much, just a hit. 2) Light your candle, and have your Sploof* with you. 3) Take the biggest hit you can with your hitter, and hold the smoke in as long as you can (longer you hold in, the higher and the less smoke & smell). 4) Blow all your smoke slowly in the sploof* and aim the sloof* on the candle or outside the window (also if you have a window and candle, keep the candle below the window, it's perfect). 5) Enjoy! WARNING: Make sure your door is closed and there is a towel or rug covering the crack of the door. It's power is very important. GOOD LUCK: Have fun, and this is made by Cory [evolution.ne@gmail.com]

I'm having the same problom now.I have a window a fan axe a sploof but I have a glass door!

shiiiii. i think i deleted my comment. oh well. u could hold it in and until ur lungs absorb all the smoke. it's probly not healthy but no one is judging u. u could take 5 or 6 dryer sheetsfabric softener whatever and put them into the tube of a toilet paper roll and blow ur smoke out through it. f;lkjl;dsjaf;ldjksa. light some ensense and turn on a fan. gets rid of lingering smoke.

Idiot.

Make a hit killer. Take an empty toilet paper roll or even get an empty paper towel roll. If you want a jumbo sized one, get the tube left over from wrapping paper and stuff that ho full of fabric softener sheets with one wrapped around the end held by tape or rubber band(s). If your really paranoid spray some axe and/or cologne on the end of it too. LOAD UP ONE HITTERs or snaps as we call em. That way you can cash the entire bowl and not have any sidestream or extra ganja/dodo being still lit or an odor you might get in trouble for. Blow it through your hit killer out the window or into a cover or sheet if you have no windows. Put a damp/wet towel under the door and close off the vents in your room. Play some loud music so no one hears you cough either.

HAHA! i know how to pull it off! OKOKOK! READY! Well you get a towel cylinder get laundry sheet things. crumple three of them put them in the old towel cylinder then at the end put one around the end and put a rubber-band around it to hold it at the end And when you take a hit you blow through it and it smells like laundry!

First: make a gravity bong (youtube) Second: Make a sploof (youtube) Third: blow the smoke under your bed Fourth: try to get fabreeze air effects Fifth: enjoy!