If you had a dozen babies, what would you do?
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Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections.
ANSWERS: 47
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I'd cry too :(
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Go CRAZY!! LOL
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There was a great old Warner Brothers cartoon this question reminded me of. This woman had so many babies that she'd made conveyor belts for diapering and feeding them, etc., and like Mr. Pre-swami answered, it ended with her crying louder and harder than all the babies together!
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get my tubes tied.
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OMG.... I would seperate them to diff. families as sad as the answer is :'(. I can't even handel myself
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Get a better job.
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Go Crazy, then love them.
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Sell nine of them to the gas station down the way.
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Well since I'm a male, I think I'd be curious as to how I produced a dozen babies lol
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Take care of them. But I would probably file for bankruptcy.
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black market, lol at least 9 of them
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I don't know- hopefully get help raising them all- I wouldn't want anymore kids after that...
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Look after them ....that's what i could do best !
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I would start a pee wee baseball team
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have one more!!!
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I would call the news media and let them know that I am the first man every to give birth to 12 babies.
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hand them off to random strangers.
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Get a second job. :-)
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Check myself into the insane asylum
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Start using a rubber.
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Reality is, down there couldn't handle that much action, so I'd probably be getting a c-section, right? Well, by the third baby I would tell the good doctor to hang on for just a sec, jump up off that cold metal slab, grab the mask out of the anesthesiologists hands, turn that valve all the way up, kick the tank against the wall which of course will knock the valve into an eternally on position, take a few really good deep breaths, grab that little tube of super glue out of my boyfriends pocket (you never know when you'll need a good glue job), climb back on the table with my new best friend, mr. mask, now permanently attached to my face, fall asleep, and forever dream of my perfect life with my one little baby..
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i think i would blow my fucking head off.lol
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I would be very busy and to make sure they got the best life ever.
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Stop having sex. I probably wouldn't have the energy to have sex anyways.
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Learn to preform fellatio. ASAP
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I'd have topped myself long before I got to 12.
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hire a lot of nannies!
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Make a movie about myself called "Cheaper by the Dozen"
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i would go insane!!!!!!
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feed them and kiss them and put them to bed!
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Get a bigger car!
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I would probably go broke!
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I would go broke and have a nervous breakdown because I'm trapped with something I can't stand.
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Well, in my case, the hubby wouldn't have been any help. Guess I'd find a dozen friends and babypool.
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Cry for quite some time.
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first of all i would have stopped having children long before 12. if i did have 12 i would FREAK out and probably have to be commited.
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I fully intend to have a dozen kids. It is hard to find an intelligent women who feels the same way.
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They would be visiting me once a week when I got my weekly visitation outside of the padded room!! Sadly, I would never be able to hold them cause those straight jackets are something else
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I would get some kind of medical treatment for my severely overworked vagina.
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Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah.... buffet
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Scream.
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Scream. I would do my best to try to put those things up for adoption. Luckily I don't have kids and never will, and I'm already on the path of a vasectomy.
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hire a nanny if I had to eat beans!!
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I would think, my wife and I got a little to wild, and need to stop. How will I name them all?
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I would be very happy, but I would only have them if I could afford to take care of them properly.
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Hug every one of them.
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Make baby burgers and feed the poor.
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