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haha www. youre such a sweetie
by khemical ki55es on October 19th, 2007
It would be such a cool school.. absolutely NO SCHOOL WORK - ever !!
by Anonymous on October 19th, 2007
sounds good to me
by khemical ki55es on October 19th, 2007
Ahh, the Socratic method. Lounging under shade trees and discussing philosophical questions....beautiful. But, how many would accept your diploma from such a school? It might be worthless. It would take a degreed educator like myself to use all my political pull to get accreditation. I have often considered such a school. But, alas,...reality always raised its ugly head.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
ab would accept it *LoL*
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
Very well. I accept the position of Principal Instructor at Legally Blonde Finishing School for Exceptional Young Ladies. I will even wave salary. I consider it an honorary position.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
OMG TOM you are ♥SO COOL♥ Thank You !!!
and you don't have to wear pink if you don't want to.
hahah yess...our school is the best !!!
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
I prefer blue jeans and gray sweatshirt. Would this be acceptable?
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
sounds great!! The blondes will be wearing pink bikinis in summer.
< we don't go to school in winter, it's too cold to get out of bed >
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
Great. That is when I go on vacation to Curacao. And I love long vacations. I think this job will work out.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
sounds like you two will take education by storm
by khemical ki55es on October 20th, 2007
We are very encouraged. But, perhaps, it is not for everyone.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
Hahaha good one Tom. khemical I'm so lucky to have Tom as the school principal.
We need some more students though, so i'll be off to recruit some today ♥
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
Yes. Students would be a good thing to have in a school.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
sweetcakes, Where did you find such a cool principal? ;)
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
First thing that should be taught. How to do the heart thing? ;)
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
I am making sweetcakes a teacher's aide, so she can instruct others in this art. You will find that my method of administration involves a lot of delegation of duties and authority....
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
Mr. Tom, If you need any help with authority... I am pretty good in that area.
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
Stay handy, Ilmb. I may need a LOT of help here. LOL!
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
hahha that was a cute response tom
by khemical ki55es on October 20th, 2007
I am here standing... handy. :)
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
OK, we will wait and see what kind of enrollment we have for our first class. There will be late-comers, I am sure, but with our curriculum, we can work them in and bring them up to standard pretty quickly, I think.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
Let me know if I can be of any help....;)
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
baby you're lookin mighty handy there girl.. now get your hands off our ♥wonderful and most awesome♥ principal *heheh* and btw this is where he found me and i found him. <doesn't that sound romantic>
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/435734
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
Yes, it sounded really romantic untill I seen where it was mentioned... He can be quite strict! He said it with such authority. I just don't believe it. <whispering to sweetscakes, how can you get into trouble here?>
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
<whispering back> *sheeez i dunno..lets get someone with dark hair to help us work that out*
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
hmmmmmmmm... Maybe I can bring her to school with me tomorrow?
by I love my baby on October 20th, 2007
Good Idea.. we can make her an honorary member ♥
by Anonymous on October 20th, 2007
I heard that! And Ilmb, I thought you were going to be on my side and help me out here. Listen, I am interested in education. I want to see a new generation of young blondes go out into the world prepared for life. And able to face the world with confidence. I'm tired of hearing "dumb blonde" jokes. Aren't you?
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 20th, 2007
Yes I am on your side but what is wrong with having a little fun along the way of learning? huh? Not a thing....<what a serious voice he has> ;)
by I love my baby on October 21st, 2007
Alright, what is our class roll? How many students do we have? Do we have enough to start class? And where is sweetcakes? I thought she was going to recruit for us...is she still out in the field?
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Here i am ready for our sunbaking lessons.. we are having sunbaking lessons aren't we ??
Ohh and Tom..we have 4 students.. me.. baby.. an honorary one who isn't here yet
<she had to get her nails done> and ruby.. who seems to be skipping class today
<she must be shopping>
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
And of course ♥khemical♥ is our honorary visitor
<she has her own school>
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
I'm here I'm here! I'm the naturally blonde, now un-blonde dark haired student! Reporting for duty!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
Ok, Four is enough. So, I have one student in class. And three excused absences. Ok, sweets, about sunbathing, not sunbaking! Very bad! You, as a blonde, have very little pigment(melanin) in your skin. So, you must add a sunscreen to your ermmmmm lovely, ssmmmoooooooth,....c-c-creeeeaaammmy, fffllleeesssshhhh....eeerrr Haarrumph! To make certain you do not over-expooooose yoursellfff tooo aahhh tooo m-m-mu-uch SUNLIGHT! Is that understood?
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Yay Kitt you're number 5 < has the principal been drinking ??>LoL:)
OMG Tom you are such a clever principal and we are truly fortunate to have you at this school.
I totally understood what you meant about the melanin.
I'll go right now and recruit a muscly bronzed guy to massage
lotion all over us 5 girls while we sunBATH. <phew.. it's pretty busy at school today>
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Well, ahh wait a minute, sweets, I have to approve any other employees here at the school....you have to get approval for this masseusse guy...
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Approval?? What's that? *rolls eyes* must be doing English now.. geeez wish he'd make his mind up.
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Tom thinks to himself: "When, exactly, did I lose control of this whole thing?"
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
I am here for the safe sunbathing class, we are still having it right? If sunbathing was canceled I have an appointment I need to get back to. ;)
by I love my baby on October 21st, 2007
Did I miss class AGAIN? I seriously can't afford to fail sunbathing!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
You can make it up. You can do a 10 minute today and another 10 minute session tomorrow, or Thursday,...whenever.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Awww...thanks! This has got to be the best school ever!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
We try to work with the students 'needs'.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
♥ Tom can you just take a look at my butt.. i'm not sure if it's tanned enough?
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Well, in the interest of even tanning, which is what we strive for here,...I think you should stay under the lamp for maybe five more minutes. Here, let me add a little sunscreen to the critical 'area'.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Don't forget Tom you have an assistant. :) LOL
by I love my baby on October 21st, 2007
Lamp??? what the hell happened to the sun???
baby did you spike my drink again?
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
You know drinking is not allowed in the clasroom, sweetcakes.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Yes, ILMB, but, I recall that "assistant" was not around very much when I really needed her....
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Tom.. baby told me she was only pretending to be an assistant so she could get higher grades.
I wonder why she didn't tell you that?!?
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Deception by females is the story of my life, sweetcakes. Why do I still love them?
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
WAIT...how come I don't get surprises in MY drinks?!?!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
♥ Because we're blonde ? *heheh* ♥ and you know this school has such a fine reputation
we'll have more students soon !! Oh Kitt you did.. but baby drank it and staggered off
< somewhere ?!?>
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Awww man! I hate it when people bogart the booze! :P
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
We will be discussing how refined young ladies sip coctails and cordials in social situations in the near future.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
*gulp gulp gulp* okay Tom <burp> i know we're supposed to hold our little finger out but Kitt keeps holding her middle finger up when people walk past so i get confused. Hey Kitt get the lollies,
it's lunch time.
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Good diet is essential. If you wish to keep your youthful 'bloom,' you must eat the essential vegetables and fruits. Young ladies also need to eat high Calcium foods, poultry, fish, beef(in moderation). We will talk about fast food establishments as well....
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
*groans* yes sir.
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
And supplements can be beneficial. There are many good multivitamin/mineral products on the market that are good insurance.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
And thank you for your first address of respect since I began here.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Now, sleep and rest are necessary for young ladies' active bodies. Get your sleep and rest. Eight hours is about right. I know some old Scottish lullabyes that I could sing. but you could not hear them. And you would only laugh if you did hear them. So goodnight, ladies. We shall resume at a point in the future.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Awww...sweetcakes why did you have to tell on me, now I'm going to fail "Pinkies in the Air" class too. Mr.Tom, sir, sweetcakes is the one that told me what the middle finger means, refined young ladies, such as myself, don't know things like that! :P And if you expect me to give up my chocolate...you may as well give me a B+ in food and dining, cause it ain't gunna work. *cough* I mean...It isn't going to work out as well as anticipated...sir.
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
Chocolate has been proven to be healthy...in moderation. I have no objections to chocolate. I am having some chocolate /peanut clusters right now. (smile)
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Mmmmm MMM! Mmmmm!!!
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
UGH...maybe us girls should teach MrTom, sir, how to SHARE!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 21st, 2007
I would if I could, darlins...
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Mr. Tom is now in "repose".
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 21st, 2007
Kitt this is the sharing lesson. Tom's just eating it all so we know what it's like to miss out..that way when we have chocolate, we'll be more inclined to share it. <do you think i'll get an A for this?>
by Anonymous on October 21st, 2007
Why do I miss all the fun? You would think being an assistant, I could be right in the middle of it.
by I love my baby on October 22nd, 2007
Well, I think all MrTom is teaching me is to not share with him... :P Do you think I'll get an F for this? ILMB, you don't miss all the fun, it's impossible to have fun without you!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 22nd, 2007
I second that motion and Kitt you'll definitely get an F but don't worry about it.. F means Fun !!
Is this our spelling lesson?
by Anonymous on October 22nd, 2007
OOOOOH Yay, I get an A in spelling for knowing what fun starts with!! Too bad colleges won't accept these credits! lmao
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 22nd, 2007
We're doing so well Kitt.. Tom must be SO proud of us !!
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
For some reason, I highly doubt that....lol
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 23rd, 2007
I'm sure he'll tell us it's true..
if he ever comes out of 'repose' or the sauna or wherever he is.
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
F means Fun? I love this school! ;)
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
F does mean fun..and friends and fantastic (((♥HUGS♥)))
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
sweetcakes, When will we have a class on the hearts you display? Very cool. (((HUGS)))
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
Right now >>> copy and paste hahah ♥ ♫
They are located in the character map of Windows. Go to All Programs>Accessories>System Tools>Character Map. You will find them in the Roman New Times fonts.
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
Good teacher, you are. Perhaps another day I will go do "all that" :)
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
♥I'm totally getting an A in hearts AND following directions! YAY!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 23rd, 2007
Lmao show off (((♥ HUGS ♥)))
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
Hey...I can't help that I'm just that darn good!♥ (((hugs))) all around!
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 23rd, 2007
Sweetcakes will make a good teacher's aide yet. I'm a little busy now, but still here.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 23rd, 2007
I see now...Sweet is the teachers pet! *mumbles to herself "she always gets all the attention"*
by Kitt-tastrophy on October 23rd, 2007
I like the copy and paste idea, I could copy one to my notepad and keep it available!(((♥ HUGS ♥))) < Thanks sweetcakes! LOL
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
That is cool, I think I should show it off in another thread, where they don't know it was a copy and paste deal! ;) ♥ HUGS ♥ to all. *looks original to me*
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
you can be off to show retro how clever you are since those are her instructions up there :)
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
I don't know a thing about character map of Windows, I prefer to copy and paste.
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
baby just read the instructions and then you can put all those booty dances to ♫♫ music ♫♫ It's ☼ brilliant idea ☼ and you can just keep the character map minimized on your screen heaps easier than copy and pasting from on page to another.
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
Okay, okay...... I will do this study tomorrow. No doubt you will become a teachers aid. You have the determination, or is this called pushing? ;)
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
pump it baby.. babycakes is a ♫♫♫♫ private dancer ♫♫♫♫
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
Time to wake up......... huh? LOL
by I love my baby on October 23rd, 2007
LMAO... go check the share a round thread :)
by Anonymous on October 23rd, 2007
Alright, class. This is our discussion on 'Time Management and Punctuality',..very important for upwardly mobile young ladies. What would you say are your biggest problems in this area?
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 23rd, 2007
ahh.. ummm.. we came to school too early?
by Anonymous on October 24th, 2007
Not what I was thinking. How do you think you might arrange your personal behavior to be sure you made your appointments, etc. on time, and arrive in the best form.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2007
Oh that's easy <bet i get a b+ for this> I've graffitied the front of the building with a message for my boyfriend so i don't have to write love letters in class and my friend will come to class to do our nails while we sunbathe (do i add an e there?) Kitt studied creative concepts today so she'll have some more ideas when she gets back from her hair appointment. Oh and baby is out and about on ab leaving my love heart trademarks..it's like a school promotion thing :))
by Anonymous on October 24th, 2007
It is best when all members of the class are present. Makes for better discussions. We could try weekends for full participation. I have another "job", from which I make money. I am pretty booked during the week. But we do try for student convenience, here. We are a "student oriented" school.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2007
Am I hearing this right? We only have to be here on the weekends?
I am so proud to be a student here. Mr. Tom, I wanted to let you know sweetcakes is an awsome, teachers aid. (did she get her promotion yet?) If not, she deserves it. She has been trying to get me to do my studies, I would rather play but she is always right there with a smile and gets on me.
by I love my baby on October 24th, 2007
Yes, and, of course, it was sweetcakes who asked me to be the principal of "her school".
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2007
sweetcakes makes great decisions. She is always on top of everything.
by I love my baby on October 24th, 2007
Ahemm,..we will discuss "being on top" in another subject.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2007
I understand, we should hold off and wait for sweetcakes, she is an expert. She is the best teacher I have had.
by I love my baby on October 24th, 2007
Well, perhaps. Up to this point in time.
by Tom 47 is back in his bear COAT on October 24th, 2007