by KITTY1 on December 3rd, 2008
he came 2 me 1 nite...explored my body...licked, sucked,swallowed & had his fill..wen satisfied he left i was hurt....DAMN MOSQUITO
CLAUDIAVELEZ@YMAIL.COM
by Nemo1396 on November 25th, 2009
here is gud one (one night a guy took his gurlfriend out on a date and he brong his gurlfriend back to his house. he shares a room wit his little brother and his little brother sleeps on the bottom of the bed so him and his gurlfriend got on the top and started getting physical. so the guy said if u want it harder say lettuce and if u want it faster say tomatoes
lettuce
tomatoes
tomatoes
lettuce
the little boy woke up and said can u guys stop making sandwiches up their ur getting maynaisse all over my face
by katie7576 on November 25th, 2009
I haven't gotten any good ones in awhile but check out this website www.textsfromlastnight.com...it's freakin hysterical!!!
by qadirah on July 7th, 2009
i would die for u, cry for u,look a cop straight in the eye and lie for u ,care for u,and share with u,if to dont feel the same i wont complain,if u do hit me up on aim(insert aol account),.............send this to 10 ppl u care about or u will soon losse them
by pappu on January 22nd, 2009
It should be jovial answer not vulgarous
by mrs lips on September 8th, 2008
True Friends= You cry I cry, you hurt I hurt, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge, I get paddle and save your retarded a*s.
2 babies were sitting in a crib. Suddenly baby girl yelled, "Rape! rape!
Baby boy said angrily," It's not me, you sat on your pacifier, ambitious girl!!!!
If I had the letters “HRT”, I can add “EA” to get a “HEART” or a “U” and get “HURT”. But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.
by Znicest on December 3rd, 2008
I wanted to tell u this for so long but you have the prettiest smile, gorgeous smile, loving personality and i have the wrong number sorry!
by Znicest on December 10th, 2008
a picture of plaxico buress the football field holding a gun lmao
by Znicest on August 12th, 2008
wow still no answers???
Can someone request word for word text messages from AT&T on their account?
by plewis11590 on January 25th, 2010
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Assuming that you prefer texting over phone calls, what do you like about texting that makes it better?
by Desiree on December 7th, 2009
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My boyfriend is on my cell phone plan.I have detailed billing.He sends and receives a lot of text messages.Is there a way to find out the phone numbers of the messages?Or, the actual messages.
by summer on December 8th, 2009
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IM TRYING TO BE A SNOOP AND LOOK THROUGH MY BOYFRIEND STORM I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO READ HIS TXT MESSAGE. WHEN I GO TO THE MESSAGE ICON IT JUST SHOWS ME MISSED CALLS AND EMAILS
by Anonymous on December 8th, 2009
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Texts come to me as **urgent** open it and it looks like this: RE:| (whatever the message) ----- (part of what i sent)., what is the "RE:|"?
by Epistaxis on January 4th, 2010
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haha that is funny
by Znicest on December 3rd, 2008