What are some funny text messages or text message's foward that you got?

he came 2 me 1 nite...explored my body...licked, sucked,swallowed & had his fill..wen satisfied he left i was hurt....DAMN MOSQUITO


CLAUDIAVELEZ@YMAIL.COM

here is gud one (one night a guy took his gurlfriend out on a date and he brong his gurlfriend back to his house. he shares a room wit his little brother and his little brother sleeps on the bottom of the bed so him and his gurlfriend got on the top and started getting physical. so the guy said if u want it harder say lettuce and if u want it faster say tomatoes
lettuce
tomatoes
tomatoes
lettuce
the little boy woke up and said can u guys stop making sandwiches up their ur getting maynaisse all over my face

I haven't gotten any good ones in awhile but check out this website www.textsfromlastnight.com...it's freakin hysterical!!!

i would die for u, cry for u,look a cop straight in the eye and lie for u ,care for u,and share with u,if to dont feel the same i wont complain,if u do hit me up on aim(insert aol account),.............send this to 10 ppl u care about or u will soon losse them

It should be jovial answer not vulgarous

True Friends= You cry I cry, you hurt I hurt, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge, I get paddle and save your retarded a*s.

2 babies were sitting in a crib. Suddenly baby girl yelled, "Rape! rape!
Baby boy said angrily," It's not me, you sat on your pacifier, ambitious girl!!!!

If I had the letters “HRT”, I can add “EA” to get a “HEART” or a “U” and get “HURT”. But I’d rather choose “U” and get “HURT” than have a “HEART” without “U”.

I wanted to tell u this for so long but you have the prettiest smile, gorgeous smile, loving personality and i have the wrong number sorry!

a picture of plaxico buress the football field holding a gun lmao

wow still no answers???