On the Maury Povich Show, the shocking paternity results is most fun when the guy: is the father, is not the father?
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Is the father, because that is so rare that its shocking.
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"No I didn't cheat, I would never" You are NOT the father.... And then I cry from hysterically laughing. Ahhh those are the best.
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it all depends...i love the ones when the girl is going crazy all like 'you the father, step up and be a man!' and then maury says 'you are not the father' and she just looks like a big lyin whore and breaks down crying, like she doesnt remember having sex with some other dude. i also like the ones where the woman cheated on the man, but he turns out to be the dad anyway. its sweet.
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Which guy? *laugh*
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it depends on the disposition of both parties and /or their families. it is especially gratifing when the "alleged"father usually 18 yrs of age or younger,appears w/ his mother who rants,raves,screams that "MY BOY WOULDNT DO NOTHIN'LIKE THAT...THAT BABY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE MY SON","YOU'RE A HO AND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PIN THIS ON MY SON!"Maury then reads "in the case of....you ARE the father"she wishes she could crawl under the chair while the "baby's mama"throws it right back in her face.all the while ,the son has sat and smiled and not uttered a word because he knew he was the "baby's daddy"
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Neither. I can't watch those shows since my husband's ex suddenly started telling everyone her 3 year old was my husbands (years ago). She shut the h*ll up when we started discussing asking for custody (if it was his) to keep his child away from the crazy beeyotch. Seriously, she was institutionalized and should have gone right back. ANYWAY, the state required her to name the father after about 6 years of being on welfare. We got dragged into court, he was pulled for tests, annnnnddddd *drum roll please* he is NOT the father. She actually bothered to apologize for after milking my mother in law, telling my man "I wish it was you, you are such a better person than the other possible father." Yeah, right. I still want to smack her but I feel more sorry for the little girl who has her for a mother. She'd be about 11 now.
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When he is "not" the father is more interesting. But for the life of me how could you go on national TV and claim some man is the father when you've been with 4 or 5 men.
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Hearing "You are NOT the father" is more enjoyable for me, that way the man can move on with his life.
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