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by Alatea on February 9th, 2006

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How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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  • by Alatea on February 9th, 2006

    Alatea

    THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!

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  • by Starmaster on August 12th, 2008

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    One to hold the light bulb and to thank God they have a light bulb, another one to look in the Bible to make sure that screwing light bulbs is not a sin, another one to screw the light bulb while praying at the same time, and another one thanking God on behalf of all of them for having a light bulb that is shinning bright.

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  • by artguy on August 12th, 2008

    artguy

    none, god does it for them ;) lol!

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  • by Mephistopheles on October 2nd, 2008

    Mephistopheles

    Oh, man, lemme give this a try: (1) to go on TV on Sunday morning to pawn it and a whole load of suckers to say Halellujah and send in their money

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  • by rmtn on November 15th, 2011

    rmtn

    One but it would be replace the light bulb, they wouldn't like change and they won't screw anything.

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