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Entertainment → Jokes → Light bulb jokes → Religious light bulb jokes
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  • Alatea
    THE BIBLE DOES *NOT* SAY *ANYTHING* ABOUT LIGHT BULBS!!!!
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  • artguy
    none, god does it for them ;) lol!
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  • Starmaster
    One to hold the light bulb and to thank God they have a light bulb, another one to look in the Bible to make sure that screwing light bulbs is not a sin, another one to screw the light bulb while praying at the same time, and another one thanking God on behalf of all of them for having a light bulb that is shinning bright.
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  • Mephistopheles
    Oh, man, lemme give this a try: (1) to go on TV on Sunday morning to pawn it and a whole load of suckers to say Halellujah and send in their money
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