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Alatea
ANSWERS: 3
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None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
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i have one for ya ;) what do you call the geek that hangs out with the rythm section? the guitar player! ;) lol!!! just kidding, i couldn't resist, i'm an aspiring bass player ;)
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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, you just get the keyboard player to do it with his left hand! How many bluegrass bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 5 1 5 1 5 How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None! They have machines for that now! In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source? Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were. How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None--they just steal somebody else's light. How many alto sax players does it take to change a lightbulb? Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it. How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead. How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb? 1. None. Jazz musicians can't afford light bulbs. 2. "Don't worry about the changes. We'll fake it!"
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