The tacobell you had last night? lol I'm not sure you would have to explain more.

maybe you need to be burped?

It'll all come out in the end...lol

Time to let it out.

Worms! Take a bowl of chicken noodle soup and hover over it with your mouth open until the worm crawls out. Then grab it a pull it the rest of the way out. Good luck!

I dont know. I often have that problem too. Ive found out that if I eat late at night, it will usually start to hurt, but (as gross as this may be) pooping helps.

Go to hospital quickly I think that you may have gone into labour!

take a dump

GAS......do you need me to pull your finger?

I bet it's an ulcer or something since you didn't even know who woke up in your bed this morning that it's due to too much hard drinking due to your former questions.

Maybe you ate too much Chinese food ... I think that's why mine hurts!

VITAMIN C LYRICS "Smile" Alright... Alright... First of all When you wake up in the evening and the day is shot Find yourself complaining 'bout the thing you ain't got Never crossed just the way that you wanted it to Cliche of the day, cest la vie that's just [Chorus:] Life, it ain't easy It's so tough It ain't easy (Whatchu wanna do, say whatchu gonna do) Put a smile on your face Make the world a better place Put a smile on your face (Whatchu wanna do, say whatchu gonna do) Put a smile on your face Make the world a better place Put a smile on your face (Whatchu wanna do, say whatchu gonna do) And another thing You can say that I'm a dreamer and you think it's uncool Preaching 'bout the better life I learned in school But you get what you give in this life that we live And all that you do come back to you [Repeat Chorus] Yo, When things isn't right there's no need to fight Come on be nice No need to fight Stay polite even when you're hurting don't forget to smile Give love to our nation, big or small When you do good you'll get your reward United with stand, divided we fall Put a smile on your face and greet one and all [Repeat Chorus] People love you when you smile And hate you when it's through Lots of happiness We are wishing you If you come from Jamaica or Honolulu, yeah Keep a smile on your face I'll see the good that you do Smile (smile) And everything will be fine.. [cont. ad lib till end] Sometimes when I have a stomach ache it is because I am sad or worried about something So just relax and get some herbal tea that helps but stressing we'll only make it worst just say these with me It the storm not me that bound to blow away so basically these illness we'll leave and you we'll be fine yup t here you're motivation ~ Lana

Do you know where you appendix is located?

either ur constipated, have trapped wind or are just being a big cry baby

maybe you need to puke.. kneel over a toilet and push on your stomache

it maybe a stomach ache. dont take my word for it though!! (sorry, i feel like being silly)