by ayoubayoub on October 11th, 2007

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How i can join the mafia gang , i want to work with thim ,?

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  • by R U Sirius on January 29th, 2009

    R U Sirius

    They are only excepting online applications now..........If you show up in a suit and talk like Joe Pesci.......you're pretty much in.

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  • by gtravels on October 11th, 2007

    gtravels

    Fuggedaboudit;)

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  • by Barcaluv on February 3rd, 2011

    Barcaluv

    Make them an offer they can't refuse.

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  • by Unilaterally Unique on February 3rd, 2011

    Unilaterally Unique

    Just go down to your local pizza store or dry cleaner and ask them if they launder money for the mob..if they say yes then just tell them "I wanna help out''...their usually very welcoming to strangers from the outside..

    Oh yea..and if they say no..just start telling them your going to the feds..theyll understand..its mafia code.....

    oh..and 1 more thing..make sure you take an unloaded gun with you and make it visible...

    may you rest in peace..

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  • by ZiggyStardust on July 12th, 2010

    ZiggyStardust

    You can't.

    And who are you expecting to respect you? People on the street wouldn't respect you.... They would just see you and think you were a Mafia prick, stealing your way through life and trying to get something for nothing. That's not respect.

    Stick to GTA.

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  • by Friendo on July 21st, 2009

    Friendo

    Se non sei Siciliano, si può solo essere un membro associato. Per essere uno di questi, è necessario prima commettere un omicidio per il gruppo. Dopo di che, sei un servo e vi sarà nient'altro.

    Capito? No? Then, fuggedaboudit.

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  • by Shemarq the Wamama on February 3rd, 2011

    Shemarq the Wamama

    These guys should be able to help (and before anyone says anything, its a joke! -- I'm not a homophobe!)

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  • by fallenangelxoxo on October 11th, 2007

    fallenangelxoxo

    are you physco?

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  • by tony on June 21st, 2009

    tony

    Buy the Don a cake, give him a back rub, and kiss'em on the cheek. Now you are affically in the mafia.

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  • by Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections. on October 11th, 2007

    Crazy is looking 4 Imperfections.

    Make flyers and post them on poles stating you want to join the mafia all around NYC, include your name number and address. They will either come to your home, or send someone for you.

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  • by The Chief on July 14th, 2010

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  • by OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos on February 3rd, 2011

    OldCW wears The COAT of the Cosmos

    Well, if you're really serious, buy some illegal drugs. Find out who sold them to the person you bought them from and work your way up the ladder.

    A word of warning: these are NOT nice people. If you do not have serious street smarts, stay the hell away from them, your chances of winning their trust are rather slim and you do not want to hang with them if they don't trust you.

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  • by Icameback4now on February 3rd, 2011

    Icameback4now

    Im'ah sorry but um you just dont really meet the qualifications dat da family is looking for right now, now move along kid, GO ANNNN GET ADDA HEEEEAH!

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  • by bkitalian84 on July 13th, 2010

    bkitalian84

    The mob is holding a career fair in NYC on 43 ST AND 7 ave on july 23rd at 11:00 am theres a 25 dollar entry fee...and bring some references and a resume or a 2 year degree. there lookin for the brightest killers around so bring your A game...

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  • by Pontiac25 on July 21st, 2009

    Pontiac25

    Mafias are usually formed within a family. If you are a male and was born into a mafia family, you are most likely, eventually going to be a part or even forced to be in the mafia. And your godfather is supposed to be your leader or boss. Atleast that's how Italian mafias work.

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  • by Sandra Sandboxes: The Winter Soldier on February 3rd, 2011

    Sandra Sandboxes: The Winter Soldier

    It's probably not at all what you see on the Sopranos, ya know. :)

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  • by CT on July 18th, 2010

    CT

    No you can't just join the Mafia..For a start they are often relatives and born into the business..also why would you? to get killed?
    Sorry but you may well join a gang but the Mafia is out of the question..

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  • by level headed on July 12th, 2010

    level headed

    In the Italian mob, both your parents have to be Sicilian and their roots have to be traceable back to the old country. If you don't meet that requirement forget about the rest of it, you'll never get in.

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  • by Logo on January 29th, 2009

    Logo

    Too much work, start you own.

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  • by Neodarwinian49 on January 17th, 2012

    Neodarwinian49

    Is your father Sicilian?

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  • by Peterblue5496 on January 17th, 2012

    Peterblue5496

    You can but you will die. I can join because my grandfather was in but they just dont yes no matter how bad yo u are. My name is Rod Cammarata

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  • by Wey on May 14th, 2011

    Wey

    You are so intelligent maybe you should start your own organized crime ring.

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  • by Aprettyappendage on February 3rd, 2011

    Aprettyappendage

    Not sure about the meeting part, but maybe get a snappy name like Teflon Don (already taken, sorry) or Sandspider...Moneybags is just going to get you a cap in the ass! :)

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  • by jaydee on July 27th, 2010

    jaydee

    Get a law degree and go into politics. American Italian food is very fattening and politics pays better..besides you will still be a criminal either way.

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  • by -O-uknow on July 12th, 2010

    -O-uknow

    You just lost respect and off to a not easy start.

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  • by Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN on January 29th, 2009

    Go know thyself is THE RED QUEEN

    Absolutely rediculous!

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  • by InfoJunkie on January 29th, 2009

    InfoJunkie

    the mafia doesnt exist, remember?

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  • by holeinthewoods on June 14th, 2008

    holeinthewoods

    UNCLE SAM REALLY NEEDS SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU!!!

    Just remember more family members have been whacked by relatives and friends in the Mafia than they have in the military.

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  • by gtravels on February 26th, 2014

    gtravels

    Check with the people here.

    http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/427361

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  • by TenSixths on October 28th, 2011

    TenSixths

    Just what the Mafia is lookng for an applicant that posts their interests on answerbag.

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  • by lovelyboy1 on October 4th, 2010

    lovelyboy1

    how can get access to the application form

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  • by DeleteAccount on September 24th, 2010

    DeleteAccount

    You must be able to type 85 words per minute and have a strong knowledge of Microsoft Excel. If they are interested they will contact you. No phone calls or faxes please.

    You also have to file your application with the FBI. I know, bureaucracy right? But, they fired their HR firm and are short handed now that business is back in the upswing.

    Good luck, and may the force be with you.

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  • by uncletony on December 16th, 2009

    uncletony

    You cant join the mafia if you are a full italian like me. The mafia is no longer recruiting ,only if you get the confidence and connections with someone who is ''made'' he could give you a job but that doesnt mean you would enter this organozation. I am a mafia historian and i have a email/forum based crime family that is like the real mafia but its just a simulation for people that wants to get knowledge and be part of my ''fictional'' organization.

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  • by Dodgy Dog in a Sable COAT on July 21st, 2009

    Dodgy Dog in a Sable COAT

    Sure but first you must pass the test. Put a horse's head in someone's bed.

    lol!

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  • by tp1212 on July 21st, 2009

    tp1212

    Joining any mob or gang is usually a bad idea, you wont be able to get back out. Plus you will probably get killed fairly soon. If you are making this decision based on your viewing of the Godfather, remember: movies are not real.
    Also, the Mafia wont be recruiting from answerbag.

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  • by agentmr97 on January 7th, 2009

    agentmr97

    why dont you make ur own mafia gang or join the s.m.p

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  • by LuckyLefty on November 24th, 2008

    LuckyLefty

    I can get you in but it's gonna cost money lol

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  • by latina on September 29th, 2008

    latina

    ask a drug dealer, go to the liquor store and ask the man standing drunk who sells drugs, either they will tell u or they will want u to work 4 them

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  • by the fucken killer on June 16th, 2008

    the fucken killer

    im the boss of the egyptian mafia, any interested physco contact us on m.1001egy@yahoo.com

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  • by msolis857 on December 4th, 2013

    msolis857

    You would have to prove yourself somehow and the gangs call that ".putting in work" usually by doing something illegal and or violent. It helps if you have a criminal background. A record proving that you are a career criminal

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  • by /tiger.albiron on September 5th, 2013

    /tiger.albiron

    Due to wound my heart who wants revenge from all over the world Garah

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  • by /tiger.albiron on September 5th, 2013

    /tiger.albiron

    Due to wound my heart who wants revenge from all over the world Garah

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  • by Kuhmar on September 8th, 2013

    Kuhmar

    to sell drugs and guns which type of audience have to target? i have material as well as

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  • by Smoke on September 8th, 2013

    Smoke

    Well poor spelling is the first criteria for entrance.

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  • by Andy B on December 4th, 2013

    Andy B

    Thim? Do you mean "them" or "him"?

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  • by arif.moinuddin on November 6th, 2013

    arif.moinuddin

    You need to have a criminal record (usually for violent assault, and not so much for crimes like sexual assault / rape) and known to at least 2 full time mafia members, who would give u a recommendation as a probationary gangsta.

    This is pretty much the standard operating procedure for all outfits ranging from para state guerrilla armies to the mob.

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  • by msolis857 on December 4th, 2013

    msolis857

    You must prove yourself somehow which is called " putting in work" and it will be something illegal and or violent. It helps if you have a criminal background showing that you are a career criminal

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  • by Kuhmar on September 8th, 2013

    Kuhmar

    contact me just send mail, i'll gave you work..my id: kuhmar.isa@gmail.com

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  • by Smoke on September 8th, 2013

    Smoke

    Well poor spelling is the first criteria for entrance.

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  • by cdecca on March 2nd, 2013

    cdecca

    Go to New Orleans or a big city, walk around in a suit and speak italian.

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