If you were caught in the nude what would you say
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ANSWERS: 59
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The door was shut for a reason...knock first.
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Depends on what I was doing and who caught me!
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It depends entirely on where I was caught.
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EEEKK!
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I don't envy you the years of therapy it'll take to get this image out of your head.
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say, do you like what you see? =)
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Massive, isnt it..
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Don't be afraid! I mean you no harm... Shield your eyes before you go blind! Echt... too late.
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I was in the pool! It was cold!
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Well, hello there.
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I would start "river dancing" and say "pull my finger".
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Why... darling. I didn't expect you at this hour.
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I'd say, "I'm not naked - I have the radio on" ala Marilyn Monroe.
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if you look at me again, i'll kill you
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"Sorry, but I need to air out once a month, after I have fabreezed myself"
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don't scream like that
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Get behind my ears!!!
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Its drafty in here
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hello
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do you mind taking a step back ...your standing on it !
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Hi, want to join us? The water's great:-)
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Stop staring at my goods!
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It depends where their eyes were looking and/or how long they lingered. If they looked at any of the significant bits in my midsection, I might ask for an assessment. ;)
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I would shrug my shoulders and say "OOps!"
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Officer...was I speeding?
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I know, I'm the 8'th wonder. Now take of your pants.
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I would be more worried about what i was doing nude while being caught.
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I not naked, Im just in mother natures clothes! The clothes I was born with!
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Get out of my shower!
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ok!...yes I AM happy to see you :):)
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I was hot :P
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I must be a fish.
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Hi how are you and then wave!!
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hey! what's up??? hahaha
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Why... I didn't hear you come in. *Acts coy*
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You said "black tie" you didn't say anything about clothes.
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Nice weather we are having.
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I'm caught, unhook me.
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LIke what you see? :)
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Howdy! Nice day were having! What is up?
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Come on in.... the water's fine.
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Do you like what you see?:)
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"I look alot like peter north dont i?"
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Damn I'm good looking!
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does this look like a Q to you?
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do you like this color on me?
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"HEY, STOP LAUGHING! IT'S COLD!"
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since that would NEVER EVER EVER happen, I would have to say: "How did I get here?"
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Excuse me, I forgot my clothes?
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I'd probably speak with my eyes and CRY! Depends who saw me eh?
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"Oh hey, didn't realize you were here." Unless I were in the bathroom, in which case it'd be something along the lines of "go away".
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I am trying to take a shower. If this is to be a photo shoot, do you want pre shower pics, as well as during and after? I do look rather good in a towel. Oh and yeah, feel free to send them to any modeling agencies, or even the local tabloids. Just give me a cut of the profit. It is only right.
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I'm in training to be a part-time Naturalist. Sorry about that! (joke)
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I told you you'd be seeing more of me
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you like what you see?
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How's it hanging?
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Hold this I need to take a measurement....
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Now I guess you know I am a nudist
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I guess that would depend on where I was at the time and who caught me
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