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Alatea
ANSWERS: 6
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Three, but they're really one.
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None. They will sit in darkness praying for God to do it for them.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? One, since their hands are in the air anyway. How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth, send in your donation today! How many Catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites.
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the same as the number of atheists. opps, I forgot atheists love to sit in the dark and curse it
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two. one to change it, and one to pray for the previous one that burnt out.
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Thell pray for it to be changed.
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