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I'd say I was in a bad episode of "Twilight Zone" or "Night Gallery".
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If it were correct I don't think I could do anything about it!
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I would be glad I didn't feel a thing....I must have gone fast.
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Good joke!
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I would fiqure it was a mistake and call the paper to correct. Or else try to wake myself up from the bad dream.
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If it was true and I would actually be happy. I'd be on my way home. If it wasn't I'd be finding who thought they were so cute and kicking some butt.
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*call wife* "Honey! Pack your bags, we have to go attend a funeral. My twin brother, whom I never met died." OR Laugh Out Loud
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Someone once wrote Dear Abby and said, "I've gotten to the point in my life where the first two things I read in the paper each day are your column and the obituaries. If I'm not in your column I know I'm not crazy; if I'm not in the obituaries I know I'm not dead."
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There is another bloke in the area with the same name as me, and his hobbies include indulging in large amounts of drugs, so I would assume it was actually him. Either that or I'm late for something yet again.
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Quit my job.
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Have a lie in ....
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Say to myself... "Well this fuggin figures."
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I would just die.
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Call my family and friends to let them know I'm still here and fine before they saw it and freaked out.
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Call my boss and tell her I won't be coming into work that day, newspaper says I'm dead.
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MOVE!!! :D :D
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Look around and see if I LIKE my immediate surroundings. I'm probably going to be there for a VERY long time!
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i would laugh my ass of and not show up to work for a week, not go outside, then a week later return from the dead!! ooooohhhooooo scary
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Laugh at the newspaper's mistakes. They make a lot of them these days.
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laugh my name is so common is bound to happen eventually.
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Wonder when they started an obituary column in the local paper, laugh, then call the guy that runs the paper and see if this was payback for forgetting to order his brand of beer.
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Check out and see who my relatives were and where I was to be buried and attend the services.
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Definitely not cross any streets that day!
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Check to see if my death benefits are still cashable.
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I'd probably laugh....
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Make multiple copies and send it to my creditors with a note to go f*ck themselves.
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Call the newspaper and ask who reported it, as it was likely someone messing around.
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I would think Damn, they were right. . .I'm late to my own funeral!
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Somebody with the same name as my dad died once. One of his friends called to check it wasn't him! The surname had 1 letter different but my name is commonly misspelled that way so it was really weird!
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immediately stop paying taxes and begin to enjoy my new life off the grid
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id play along and slip through the cracks of society and seize to exist..lol
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I would definitely check my pulse.
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wake myself up now
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I would send a copy to everyone I owed money to.
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id take the week off
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pinch myself, and then plot my new life in Mexico, lol!
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I would look around to see if the man I love who is dead is around me watching me :)
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Have a death party.
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Call the papers to see what's up.
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laugh and show someone if they didn respond to me im dead haha
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I would find out when my funeral was. I'd hate to be late to my own funeral.
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laugh my a** off and show my friends and have another laugh with them...
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I would just relax and take comfort in that it is all over, and I can rest, at least until my next life.
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Well, something like this happened to Mark Twain, and I would respond in a similar way. I'd publish an announcement: "Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
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