by 
HungryGuy
ANSWERS: 11
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I have them ha. come get 'em :¬)
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Like the number of times it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-roll pop, the world may never know! :0)
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In your car, ... Answer 1: which is now sitting in a container, on the back of a truck, heading for a port where it will be loaded onto a ship for sale in foreign lands. Your car is lucky: it has a chance to travel and see the world. Answer 2: which is now a collection of assorted parts to be sold by shady mechanics to unsuspecting consumers as new car parts.
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A friend of mine always loses his keys---more often than not its after a night of drinking and debauchery when he's lying face down next to the curb with his pants and shorts around his ankles, and the keys are sticking in his butt ( someone's idea of a prank ) when you go to help him, he just says---Nahhh--its just flooded...
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Hopefully you have a spare. If so, use the spare key(s) and the orginal will turn up sooner or later. It might be a good idea to order another spare just in case you lose the first spare. This has worked for me :)
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up your arse on the top shelf
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under the pile of papers on you'r table.
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In my pocket..and NO, you can't have them back
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I know its kinda funny to ask this, but it's been asked before. Sorry. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/41966
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They're under the left couch cushion deep in between the frame and the lining 65 degrees right of that stale potato chip from 3 weeks ago. Might want to get the vacuum while you're there... There's a lot of dust bunnies... Oh, and *yes*, I can see you. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week... Nice shirt, by the way... it goes well with your eyes...
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Aren't they ALWAYS in the freezer?? Where the heck else would you put them for pete's sake?!
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