- NEW!
by .avallach on September 24th, 2007
I snapped this with my camera phone a couple months ago.
by Master of None on September 25th, 2007
WELCOME TO OUR HOSE. Notice that there is no "U" in our House? Let's keep it that way.
by redb_ball is away on September 25th, 2007
Welcome*
*By excepting this welsome we are no longer liable for any guilt that may be placed on you, name-calling, nonsense, general craziness, airbourne illnesses, and any and all kinds of food-poisioning. This welcome is invalid by 12:00 am on Dec 31 by the end of this year in which case you will be suffciently tossed out of your home. If you have read the above and suffered eye damage we are not liable for that either. Restrictions and limited supplies may insure that you are either not welcomed or suffer a broken nose from having the door slammed in your face ( we are also not liable for that) Please see store for details.
by Clueless Ned on September 25th, 2007
come back with a warrant!
by Nuttsky on January 25th, 2008
My sister has one that says "Hi. I'm Mat."
by oldfashioned on September 25th, 2007
Mine says, "Oh no. Not you again".
by LordRahlsFavorite on January 25th, 2008
Solicitors and Estranged Family Members Will be Shot
by Simply msFortunate on September 25th, 2007
If you lived here, you'd be home now.
by POLICE...IN HOT PURSUIT on September 24th, 2007
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
by elskwared on March 27th, 2008
"Please stay on the mat. Your visit is very important to us. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received."
by Sin Binned on September 25th, 2007
All visitors do dishes
by Keysha on January 25th, 2008
Why are you reading this instead of coming in?
by shaneaproductions on January 23rd, 2008
The two funniest doormats I've seen are...
Did you remember to wipe?
...and...
Hey, nice underwear!
Cheers!
by Jay Was Here - AYPWIP on September 25th, 2007
I've seen this one before and it fits my dog perfectly:
BEWARE:
Dog can't hold
it's licker!
Enter at your own risk!
by Anonymous on September 24th, 2007
"Are you prepared for what might happen to you if you knock on this door uninvited?"
by davetheddick on January 25th, 2008
" Keep Out... unless you have really large boobs"
by peterpam on September 25th, 2007
You can walk all over me but not my owner!
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on September 25th, 2007
Hope You're Hungry
Ye Who Enter Here Leave Stuffed
by Zebulon on February 9th, 2008
No, I haven't found Jesus.
Thanks.
by Firebrand on September 25th, 2007
Beware all ye who enter here
(take your bloody shoes off)
by Smart2 is back! Did you miss me? on September 25th, 2007
I love my doormat! It has dog paws all over it and it says "WIPE YOUR PAWS"
by Not Here Anymore on September 25th, 2007
"Get off my porch" :-)
by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on September 25th, 2007
Welcome to Hell Please enjoy your stay here for the rest of eternity muwhahaha. lol
by Galeanda on September 24th, 2007
We have a mat that's shaped like a bear and on it it says "Bear feet Welcome here". It' almost a welcome mat but with a cute twist, I think.
by terp007 on August 8th, 2008
Mine says welcome to the nut house.
by Algernon.NZ - Dirrty on June 21st, 2008
'Don't mind the dog. BEWARE of the kids'
by eric on January 23rd, 2008
Not you again!
by Kiss A Fat Babys Ass on September 25th, 2007
Mine would say "no fat chicks" and yes I'm prepared to be flamed for this one.
by sugar and spice on September 25th, 2007
X marks the spot
by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on September 25th, 2007
Mine has chunks missing out of it and says "Beware of the Cat".
by sugar and spice on September 25th, 2007
Don't step on me.
by Major Look at yerself on September 25th, 2007
I have a postcard of a snarling, drooling Doberman stuck to my front door that has written on it "Make My Day"
by Drastic on September 24th, 2007
My cousin awhile back gave me a welcome mat that said, "Welcome Home" and was shaped as homeplate!
by BOOZE HOUND... nothing is nonsence on April 6th, 2008
indruders will be shot suvivers will be shot again
by tiberseptim on September 24th, 2007
"UFOs, Land Here"
by GuitarPlayer92 on September 24th, 2007
BEWARE OF DOGS would look funny on a welcome mat lol
by loveschimps on June 21st, 2008
The monkey house is OPEN come on IN !!!
by Tallyman on March 23rd, 2008
Mad Magazine had a fake ad for "Go Away" mats. Keeps burglars away! (shows guys in masks running for their lives)
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on March 14th, 2008
"Piss Off"
by Audiotron on January 25th, 2008
I have seen one that said
" So this is all I am to you? You just think you can walk all over me? Well F&@# you!"
by Ideal.Poison on October 21st, 2007
nice underpants.
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on September 25th, 2007
LOL--I saw a sign (a big sign) on someone's front door once that said "PLEASE TELEPHONE FIRST"
by Mackababy on December 3rd, 2008
On a brothel porch
Warning: Contains Content not suitable for persons under 18 years.
by Brian on August 12th, 2008
My doormat says, "Beware of cat" and it's actually pretty well sliced up. ;)
by Done. never again. on June 21st, 2008
I love the one that says in fancy script: Leave.
by Anonymous on March 27th, 2008
Thank you for activating the bomb.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on March 23rd, 2008
I don't know where my wife found this, but our "welcome mat" actually says "GO AWAY". So, at our front door we actually have a welcome mat that says go away.
by Meg is exhausted on February 15th, 2008
Mine says: "Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee" I thought it was literary and clever.
by Roger Roger on February 12th, 2008
wipe here, it my sole reason for being
by Auntie Em on February 9th, 2008
Go sell crazy someplace else.
We're all stocked up here.
Some pursue happiness, others create it. Which do you do?
by specialorder 15 hours ago
| 2 people like this
If you expect more from folks than they are capable of/willing to give you then you will always be disappointed. Do you and have you? Why?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker 20 hours ago
| 3 people like this
What cannot give sorrow or joy?
by Wonderer 24 hours ago
| 1 person likes this
Anyone can sail on calm seas. What do you do in a storm?
by specialorder 15 hours ago
| 2 people like this
Have you/or have you met people who "talk about problems" but never about solutions?
by shunyata 18 hours ago
| 1 person likes this
You're reading A "Welcome" mat at your front door is somewhat cliched. Can you give me an alternate message? (Humor "welcomed")
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Comments
Cool. : )
by Barcaluv on September 24th, 2007
Sweet haha :) + points for you!
by Naois on January 27th, 2008
FAMILY BY APPOINTMENT
FRIENDS WELCOME.
by Stoney on March 11th, 2008
F..K OFF!
I'M BUSY.
by Stoney on March 11th, 2008
I want one of those!!!
by Oh Mighty Evil One on July 7th, 2008
Briliant. I want one too. :D
by Girl4Nowhere on September 14th, 2009
I have one that says 'Go Away", but it's faded so I replaced it with the 'Please stay on the mat..' one.
by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on September 19th, 2009