Who's your favorite comedian and what his/her best joke?
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Robin Williams and anything he does!!!!!!!!!!
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I love Jim Gaffigan's hot pocket routine
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Well since I am such a huge admirer of the comedic arts I cannot pick one true favorite. I am a huge admirer of the Dave Chappelle show and was saddened to see no more new episodes. It's not so much a joke as it is a sketch. I always get a healthy laugh from the Blackzilla Here's another one about a white family called Rick James. First time I saw it i was LMAO.
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Jerry Clower is, without a doubt, my favorite comedian. His "Coon Huntin' Story" is the fav of most Clower fans. He also has penned a few books, 2 of which I have read. He passed in Aug of '98 and I can say for certain that the world lost a very funny man! excellent question. -Buddy
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Woody Allen "I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
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I love Jim Gaffigan's bit "You Don't Drink?"
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Joseph Alois Ratzinger "The ecclesial communities which have not preserved the valid Episcopate and the genuine and integral substance of the Eucharistic mystery, are not Churches in the proper sense; however, those who are baptized in these communities are, by Baptism, incorporated in Christ and thus are in a certain communion, albeit imperfect, with the Church.” Only Catholics can be perfect. It gets funnier every time I think about it.
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Ron White-Getting thrown out of a bar in New York City.
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Ron James ... techno babble ... http://ronjames.ca/ .
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Larry the Cable Guy --- I had a job as a lifeguard when I was young------------some blue kid got me fired. ****** I dated a midget when I younger; I was nuts over her.&&&&&&&&&& Jeff Foxwothy; You've faked a pregnancy for the baby gifts; you might be a red neck. There are engine parts on your coffee table; you might be a red neck. Unknown - What do you call a pallbearer in Oklahoma? A karoke.... A duck walked into the pharmacy, quacked out "give me some Chaptick, put in on my bill. Sorry about the crack about the duck, hope no one was offended.
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Mitch Hedberg: I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
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maths teacher asks her students ,"after 69, whats next? the blonde girl says, "you wash your hands and rinse your mouth, duh." dont know who said it but i like it !!
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Les Dawson was an English comedian. There was an old farmer from Greece Who did terrible things to his geese But he went too far with a budgerigar And the parrot phoned the police.
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ats the difference between a penis and a bonus?? The wife would always blow the bonus!! I bought my mother-in-law an electric chair for her birthday. Unfortunately they won't let me plug it in The chicken and the egg were laid in bed after sex .The egg was looking quite forlorn, while the chicken was smiling smoking a ciggie, The egg says "Well i guess thats answered that age old question!
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I always liked George Carlin. Here are a few of his one-liners: Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”? If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that shit? I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. "'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?" "In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
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Peter sellers in the return of the curse of the pink pantherette he pays a pirate wth a melting nose with an inflatable parrot that leaks
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Chris Rock.. I don't know about one single joke but i love the show "Bigger and Blacker"
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John Cleese (Basil Fawlty) - beating his car with a stick (branch) because it wouldn't start.
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I have too many favorites, but recently, bill burr has me dying, he makes so much sense. If you can just watch this whole standup "Why do I do this?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvMoF4lAwmw
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Katt Williams....I dont have a 1 joke, I love when he gives his viewers advice.
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So many to choose from, but I love Ron White's bit about his dog and artificial insemination. When the vet says he can teach him to get it at home and bring it to the office. He says "No Thanks. He follows me around enough as it is." Then he goes into a bit about the dog following him around. Hilarious.
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Katt Williams
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katt williams, daniel tosh, and zach galifianakis. all 3 are awesome. +3
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BILL HICKS
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How did you get this by the duplicate list?
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Billy Connelly cracks me up every time
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Kathy Griffin
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Tommy Tiernan is the best.
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Bernard Manning and Tommy Cooper,,,,both the Bees Knees,,,
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Jeff Dunham.
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Peter sellers :D Gene Wilder woody Allen Steve Carrell Robin williams :D great bunch
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