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I do it all the time, but I forget them, I was drunk.
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YEAH I TOLD MY FRIEND CALL ME AT 555, I MEANT TO SAY CALL ME AT 5:00
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To many to mention
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Where are we?
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i told my frind that she shoud go eat a cat with sherbet croodle
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"I cant find my room someone moved it", Golden Nuggett Vegas- the security guy laughed and said thats common problem around here
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"Let me tell you the funniest thing about the Holocaust..." Yeah, I'm not proud of it.
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ok someone is after stealing my drink and i think it might be that girl over there (pointing at someone random girl i decided not to like and my drink was in the other hand!)
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when confronted about my inebriated state, "I swear to drunk I'm not God."
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Something about a caterpillar.... Caterpillar and a bazooka... :O OH yeah, mentioned the game worms.. :D
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"Jump into the bushes so as not to be detected!!!"
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It has been so long since I have been drunk that I don't recall the funny things I may have said when drunk. I sure do recall different things DONEE while drunk....or at least buzzed.
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