What's your favorite "You so ugly..." joke?
by 
Habba Wants Pizza
ANSWERS: 8
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they had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you. they use to sit you in the corner and feed you with a slingshot.
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you so ugly your dentist treats you by mail and you so ugly when you were born your birth cetificate was a sorry note.
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you so ugly your dentist treats you by mail and you so ugly when you were born your birth cetificate was a sorry note.
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... you have round marks on your body from where the brave people would touch you with ten foot poles. ... when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.
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when you were born the doctor cried.
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"You so ugly that you have to trick or treat over the phone!"
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You're so ugly that it looks like someone set your face on fire and put it out with a fork.
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You're so ugly, you could make an OCEANLINER--land at an AIRPORT!!! (I know, not FUNNY--but FAST!!!)
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