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  • My son and I were watching hilarious outtakes from "The Office". Funny stuff.
  • It has honestly been so long that I cannot remember even the last time i really laughed.
  • I was just having a giggle at one of our highly trained engineers looking through his Spongebob pencil case for a staple remover.....you probably had to be there to see the funny side of it :o)
  • was in a hotel room on the boardwalk in atlantic city nj .i heard a noise from the door and looked over an saw a takeout menu tryng to slip through the crack of the door.10 min. latter another one.
  • The Saturday after Thanksgiving 2004. I was over at my sweeties apartment helping her decorate for christmas I was standing on a stepstool hanging some decorations and lost my balance and fell right into her lap. She had just taken a big swig of her soda a few seconds before and hadn't quite swallowed I remember lookimg up into her eyes and saying something to the effect of if you wanted a lap dance all you had to do was ask with that I got the biggest soda shower I ever had in my life lol.
  • I was just telling my daughter (now almost 14) about her first trip to the dentist. She was 3 and not cooperative, so she got a sedative. All these other little kids were falling asleep in their mom's arms while their sedatives kicked in, but not my daughter! She was stumbling all over the waiting room knocking stuff off of tables and trying to climb on chairs and falling down. She'd look at the fish tank and say "I HATE fishies" or the tv "I HATE that movie" and someone came in with an infant and I said to look at the baby and she yelled "I HATE babies"! Thank God everyone in the waiting room found it hilarious!
  • My friend sent me a video of us just fooling around. I was laughing so hard. I remember that.
  • I was sitting on the sofa in my den this afternoon when my cat, who was sitting on the window sill, reached out and started scratching my head. I just thought it was so funny.
  • Hello Pumby umby umpkin, thank you for answering my question about getting hit by a train. Unfortunately, the question was hit by a train and marked non-sense so I couldn't give you any points. Here are some points now. My funny situation is when I was "making out" with my girl friend in high school (very long time ago) the windows were steamed and the police came over and knocked on the door to check why we were parked on the side of a dark road. We quickly straightened our clothes and opened the window to speak to the policeman. My girlfriend was trying to act sophisticated and adult and a bit of know-it-all. He warned us about the road being dangerous and looked at my girlfriend, smiled and walked away. Then when she turned to me, her false eyelashes had come off and was stuck between her eyebrow and eyelid.
  • When my best friend came to my house when we were 10 and pokemon was everywhere, and in my room there was a poster of Team Rocket (see below) and she stood next to it and said "Can I tell you something? Its a secret...but James is gorgeous!" and kissed her hand and slapped james with it!
  • Running through my friend's house towards the sliding glass door in the back. Went to jump through the doorway, but the door wasn't open... Temporarily plastered myself to the door... Her dad was standing on the back porch and he just looked at me kind of funny... It makes me laugh every time I think of it!
  • When I started a rumour (although it's true) amongst my family that my sister fancied Gimli and Gollum. My godbrother came in while we were watching Twin Towers and gave us a running commentary in regards to my sister's feelings. E.g. Me:"You just missed Gimli naked!" GB:"Yeah. He had a really - big......belly." And then there was laughter. Lots of laughter.
  • I was reading a book about Apollo Moonwalker Charlie Duke and in it he describes how during his first Moonwalk he noticed some dust on his sleeve and instinctively tried to blow it off, result= steamed up space helmet and still dirty sleeve lol

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