"your always late, you'll be late for your f*ckin funeral" Joe Pesci to Sam Jackson

'Have you read all those books yet?' Sorry Kev., I could not resist. I am sorry about your computer. Hope it is fixed soon.

Joe Pesci : I'm funny like a clown ?..... and so on ..

"I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning."

Tommy DeVito: [has just killed talkative Morrie] I thought he'd never shut the f**k up.

"Just once, I wish I was big" - Joe Pesci.

Billy Batts to Tommy DeVito: "Go home and get your f@#king shine box. "

....and then there was Jimmy "Two Times", because he used to say everything twice, like, "I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers."

Jimmy Conway: What's the f**kin' matter with you? What - what is the f**kin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the f**k are you doin'? What are you, a f**kin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my f**kin' balls? Jimmy Conway: I'm f**kin' kidding with you! You f**kin' shoot the guy? Henry Hill: He's dead. Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. F**kin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat. Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't f**kin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the f**kin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no f**kin' lime. You're gonna do it. Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the f**kin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll f**kin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny. Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny? Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs] Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything. Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it? Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong. Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how? Henry Hill: Jus... Tommy DeVito: What? Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny. Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what? Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny! Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy! Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

When Joe Pesci shoots the kid, Spider, and Deniro starts on him and says, " Your digging the whole," and Pesci says, " like I haven't dug a whole before," that scene was both disturbing on the coldness of these guys and how bad ass they were at the same time.

Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.

when ray liotta kicks that dumb b!tch out of his house

Karen at Henry's mistress's apartment- JANICE ROSSI you are nothing but a WH$$$, i'm gonna tell everybody that walks in here that there is a WH$$$ living in 2B, HE"S MY HUSBAND, GET YOUR OWN GD MAN!!

JANICE ROSSI YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WH---! Dont you hang up on me, i want to talk to you! I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY THAT WALKS THROUGH THIS DOOR THAT THERE IS A WH--- LIVING IN 2R. EXCUSE ME SIR, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU HAVE A WH--- LIVING IN YOUR BUILDING! JANICE ROSSI! HE'S MY HUSBAND, GET YOUR OWN GD MAN!

JANICE ROSSI YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WH---! HE's MY HUSBAND, GET YOUR OWN GD MAN!

Janice Rossi you are nothing but a wh---! He's my husband, get your own GD man!

I'm trying to bang this broad. you wanna help me out!?!?!

I'm tryin to bang this broad, ya wanna help me out!?!?!

i didn't mean to get blood on your floor - joe pesci to ray liotta after killing billy bats

Jimmy Conway: What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac? Tommy DeVito: How am I meant to know you're kidding? What you mean, you're kidding? You breaking my fuckin' balls? Jimmy Conway: I'm fuckin' kidding with you! You fuckin' shoot the guy? Henry Hill: He's dead. Tommy DeVito: Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot. Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats. He'll grow up to be a rat. Jimmy Conway: You stupid bastard, I can't fuckin' believe you. Now, you're gonna dig the fuckin' thing now. You're gonna dig the hole. You're gonna do it. I got no fuckin' lime. You're gonna do it. Tommy DeVito: Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?