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Hmmm.. the wallpaper peels off when you yawn?
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Your own dog whinces in your face...
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Even your dentist goes sick!
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Your plants wither when you water them,or talk to them!!!!!!!
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When you smell horse manure but find out it's your breath.
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when they make up songs about it
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When your tooth brush melts as it nears your chompers!!
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the cat goes and washes its face in the toilet after you hug it, LOL
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I haven't taken a breath mint...
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the pack of mints you just bought run away in fear and hide!
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When you don't cancel your dentist's appointment but he does. Or the dog you have, you know the one that eats his own crap won't kiss you even if you offer him a treat.
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You're able to bottle the fumes and run a car engine off of them.
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When you ask a question about bad breath on answerbag! Ooooooooh in your face! :)
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..when u breath in yar hand to check its "freshness" and on your palm stays a yellowish stain (exactly,its a shade of my 60yrsold neighbours smoking fingers,geez..) thats when u becoming a master of dragon breath..
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...your friends ask you if you'd like a mint...gum.
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Your teeth run away.
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Even you pass out from the reeking smell emitted from your mouth.
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When you can knock a vulture out dead with in a single breath.
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I ALWAYS have bad breath, no matter what I do!!!!!!
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