Those who find women attractive only: I love women who can combine hot&sexy with smart&funny so I think if facing my own death if granted a last request; a 3-way with Tina Fey and Sara Silverman would allow me to go happy. Agree? Can you think of better?

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• Oh you are SO right!!!!!
  Quite the obvious answer my Dear Lass!
  ;-{D~

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

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• That's hilarious.

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  by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on February 10th, 2008

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• Well said and I agree that Sarah and Kimmel kinda gross me out.
  No question Halle Berry is berry-licious, I'm sure by now the Hoe-lee has washed off.
  
  But I was unaware that the incredibly HOT, SEXY, GORGEOUS and just pain boner inspiring Jessica Alba was funny, or Tomboy-ish enough to hang with the boys, I mean she's SO petite she seems fragile.
  (not that I'd have a problem with that!HELL I'd donate a nut to science just to hold her in my arms!)
  Now she's a bigger turn-on to me than ever if that's possible!

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• Yea man, check out Into the Blue special features. She talks about growing up with her brothers. She did all her own stunts b/c she loves the action and fighting. So yea, she totally leap frogged every other woman for me when I heard that.

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  by Im going hoooome on September 10th, 2007

• I'm in if I don't need to fight ya for her. I just always thought she was SO HOT as to be completely unapproachable.
  I'd be tripping over my tongue so damn much she'd probably think I was mentally retarded!

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• you'd be surprised at how many beautiful women are the total opposite of unapproachable. the ones you see in clubs are b/c THEY ARE IN CLUBS. they like the game that is i'm too hot for you when really they are just cyphilis waiting to happen. whereas the girls like her are just happy when they find someone real that doesnt try to impress but is just themselves.

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  by Im going hoooome on September 10th, 2007

• Aye but I have a hard time overcoming the "Your a Goddess" in my mind and trip over my tongue. I'd be on cloud nine if she even gave me the time of day politely.

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

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• Ok that would work WELL for me! But where the heck do I look?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• Good lord, do I have to do everything for you? Okay, we'll go out and play "Have you met Jack?" I'll walk you up to a group of girls and ask them "Have you met Jack?" Then I walk away and the rest is up to you.

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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on September 5th, 2007

• Um...sure that'd be awful kind of you!!!

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• Pas please don't leave him out there alone in the world... you know what happened last time heheh :)

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  by Anonymous on September 6th, 2007

• Ah, come on it'll be fun, Captain. I promise. I have I ever streeded you wrong?
  I won't, sweetcakes. The last thing we need is him talking to another cop.

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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on September 6th, 2007

• yeah that whole park thing was a worry.. geeez fancy him risking our rum like that !!

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  by Anonymous on September 6th, 2007

• I just may resemble those remarks?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• ahh yeah... just a bit Cap'n :)

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

• i know anything could have happened to him. I don't even want to think about what coul dhave happened to our rum.
  Yeah, maybe just a might, Captain.

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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on September 10th, 2007

• LOL :)

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

• Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
  [Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
  Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• Don't let them lie to you. We were all out looking for you. They just found you first.

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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on September 10th, 2007

• and i can back that story up :)

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

• See, told you they were liars.

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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on September 10th, 2007

• He's sulking now Pas - we'll have to give him a moment or two.

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

• He better not be.

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  by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on September 10th, 2007

• must be!

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

• Now why might ye be sayin' that?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• heheh *nudges Pas* it works everytime hey mate - here he is hahah

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

• Why do I feel like a chimp at the zoo?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• Well it might be the nudging me out here to preform then speaking as if I don't hear ya!

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• heheh.. hey Cap'n we got a party happening over yonder horizons:
  http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/396526

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  by Anonymous on September 10th, 2007

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• Eh? Me?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• Well, that was the implied there yes...lol

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 5th, 2007

• I was of course just kidding in my response. FYI

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 6th, 2007

• I'd rather be known for who I am than have any questions hanging out there!

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• I understand completely!

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 10th, 2007

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• Um OKAY!!!!!!!!Heck would you rather be alone or have 1 or both of them join us my Dear?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• <SLAP!>I may have deserved that!
  ;-{D~

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• hahahahahahahahahahahaha thats my Jack!!!!!

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  by anglrckx on September 6th, 2007

• hahahahaha too funny !!!!

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  by Anonymous on September 6th, 2007

• anglrckx, I'd be more than happy to be "your" Jack!!!!
  ;-{D~

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• *Melt* you have stolen my heart, but you are a pirate! my pirate though! and I would be happy for you to be my "jack"

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  by anglrckx on September 10th, 2007

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• You seem somewhat familiar, have I threatened you before?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• Can't have done - I'm not feeling threatened - yet! Tell me, will you be sporting your pirate outfit when the time comes? I could definitely be a bit threatened or if not, the batman costume?

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  by Mushen on September 5th, 2007

• No Batman costume here but I did do the Riddler thing many moons ago for Halloween.

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 5th, 2007

• My god man - you must not just wee in public on Halloween. Oh, sorry I thought it said piddler. Wow, did you have a lycra body stocking covered in question marks? Stunning. I bet you had to fight them off.

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  by Mushen on September 5th, 2007

• Now that thought is enticing, I have to say!

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 6th, 2007

• I think I'm going to be sick

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  by Mushen on September 6th, 2007

• LOL!!!

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 6th, 2007

• Are you implyin that I wouldn't or didn't look good in my green tights and fuchsia banana hammock?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• Not me... ;-P

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 10th, 2007

• I gotta admit it did feel a bit strange to be that exposed in public, especially in fuchsia, now if I was just wearin' some good ol' "pink"(nudge, nudge,wink, wink)I woulda been quite the exhibitionist and no doubt arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior.
  ;-{D~

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

• LOL! Silly Capt. Jack!

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  by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on September 10th, 2007

• That's me!
  At yer service Luv!
  ;-{D~

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on September 10th, 2007

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• Well lucky f-ing you! I have NO clue who Shara Pailan is, but with that kind of warm friendly attitude your rocket-surgeon supermodel sure was lucky to catch you.
  I guess your username says it all, hmmm?

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  by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on November 26th, 2009