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Feller
ANSWERS: 52
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" He's lying Dad !! "
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I want a new judge.
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"You're wife said to say hi!"
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Do you think you could get an autograph from Judge Judy for me??
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guilty
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I remember you from the last time I was here
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"Hey M**F**, your sister was a really good time."
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"I'm guilty but you can't do a f*ckin' thing to me, loser!" :P
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"Shit, i'm going down. I know i did it, but i'm going to plead not guilty" *Judge stares at you* "Oh shit, did i just say that out loud?"
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries
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You should really get a new haircut (genuinely not realising its a wig)
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what is that under your desk judge?
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It was worth doing your ole lady.
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that robe makes your butt look big.
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Thanks for last night, I will never forget it
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boba booee bobba boooe howard sterns penis
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screw you ahole!
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I don't care what YOU say ... I'll do it AGAIN !
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Judge NOT!!! Lest YE be judged!!
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When you're called to walk up there, do the following; Goosestep all the way to the front while singing this at the top of your lungs; HEY HEY, DO THE STOMP! DO THE ZOMBIE STOMP!!
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I will give sexual favors of your choice if you just let it slide this one time.
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You look better in that robe than your wife did last night.
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Anything disrespectful or insulting.
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OBJECTION!!! ha
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To paraphrase the immortal Eric Cartman, "Screw you jugdge, I'm goin home!"
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To F off.
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"Thank goodness the cops didn't look in my trunk!"
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"How's your wife and my kids?"
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What are you gonna do about it?
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a woman judge? you have to be kidding!!! oh wait.. I understand, you used o be a man right? you can be honest, I won't judge.
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No further questions your honor!
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Could you hold it down up there? I really need to take this call, the merchandise just arrived and I'm not there to check it out!
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Right i got to be at the park in 15 minutes to do the handover so how about we flip a coin, heads i got to jail..
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Attorney: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? Witness: We both do. Attorney: Voodoo? Witness: We do. Attorney: You do? Witness: Yes, voodoo.
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wow i did'nt know they let oap's become judges.
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hey what you gonna do send me to jail ill go by myself judge "jailed" "i was gonna let you off but since you offered" crap
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who are you to judge me!
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"Well, that's just your opinion!"
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Hang on a second, your honor. I need to snort this line, I am coming down and can't follow a word you are saying!
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Aw kiss my ass your honor! Look at the crowd "What are YOU looking at? Haven't you ever seen a criminal before?!?"
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it was the man with one arm i tell you!
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+5 You look like Judge Judy, Sir
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I;m guilty
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your mother has a penis
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Where did you get your degree at?..."Peewees university?"
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He got me so angry I could almost kill him, your honour! Someone tries to interrupt, 'if you interrupt me one more time, I'm gonna kill you!'
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Objection! "Overruled!" That's not what your wife/mom/daughter said last night!
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Wow, a black Judge, your not gonna hold my grand-master position in the KKK against me are ya?
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i did it and i don't care about the justice system or that you think you can tell me what to do, go ahead make my day!
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You going to hold me in contempt! I have nothing but contempt for you and this court!
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say "Your in Contempt ...." then fling your poo at him.
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Bitch
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