make him a home video of
YOU so he can masturbate to it.

oral. its great and wont break your back.

xoxo

Not too much you can do. But about 90% of people masturbate...the other 10% lie about it.

You don't really need to ask this question. You know he's a waste of time and effort and you need to trade him in for a fully working model.

Masturbating is fine, but I never heard of any man that would rather do that than sex. He's got some pretty lame excuses for not having sex with you. If it were me, I'd lose him unless he's handicapped or something.

Find another boyfriend.

Sounds like it is time to find a new boyfriend. I can't think of a time that I have chosen porn over the real thing.

jerk him off with baby oil or lotion

You can be on toP! Nothing wrong with being on top. Then he can just lay on his lazy butt and just be happy.

Personally I'd rather masturbate every day AND have sex with my wife, but I have a very high sex drive for my age. I have health issues that can make some positions very difficult at times, and sometimes I'm just too tired for full-on rabid gorilla rage furniture destroying wallpaper peeling chandelier swinging omgwtflol sex, so I go down on my wife. She enjoys it, it's relaxing and stimulating at the same time, and I love to please her. Also it usually turns me on enough to get past the fatigue, pain, and discomfort. Even if I'm still too tired or in too much pain I'm still satisfied if I know she's content. I don't HAVE to have an orgasm every time we have sex to be happy, but if she doesn't have at least one I know I haven't done my job.

Your boyfriend sucks, or should I say sucked. I'm really hoping that by now he's out of the picture.

remind him that women go thru the ultimate purge and we still function, so if he wants to keep you he should stop being such a (I hate to use the word pussy cause we're so much tougher than the boys) wimp. That will either show you how worthless he is or goad him into performance.