by 
Feller
ANSWERS: 17
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Say any foul language. In the State of Texas, I can most assure you that you will probably lose the case.
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You don't know who my father is do you??
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I am (obviously) innocent
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With all due respect,your Honor. This is the way attorneys tell a judge "F*** You"
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I swear your honor I had no idea she was only 12. I just thought she looke 6 years younger than her age
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My list long...I'm taking the 5th.
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Your mom says "hi"
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Why, your honor, your nipples are mighty perky today.
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Oh crud, not this one again. I'll get the chair for sure.
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SHUT UP, YOU ARE WRONG!
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I can't wait to do it again.
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Your honor, at this time, I would like to present a character witness:
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Good morning your honor. Knowing your reputation as a jurist, shall we simply dispense with the formalities of a hearing and find my client guilty right now?
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I just don't see whats the big deal is? Or Do you think we can maybe, work something out?
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i don't like your haircut either!
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I plead guilty.
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You know whats gonna happen to find me guilty, right?
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