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No one is "God's gift." (Unless you're Christian and believe that Jesus was actually the son of God.) If you think that you are God's gift, you may want to take a reality check.
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First you learn how to spell and punctuate so people will take you seriously: "What do you do if you're God's gift?" Sorry. It's a compulsion. The most fun I have is at Christmastime, when I can edit the Christmas letters that come from the public school teachers in the family.
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Thank your parents for having you!
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