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by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on August 26th, 2007
Help answer this question below.
by DukeG on November 12th, 2008
Yea I lie only I tell them its smaller than it really is. Then they are pleasantly suprised.
by mistercsb on November 12th, 2008
I never lie, in fact I make sure it's known in advance that I'm on the lower end of average, that way I can avoid problems with anybody who would have a problem with a guy not being a giant. I also have no problem letting it be known that I have 5 genital piercings though :-) If you don't have all the size, may as well have the texture.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on August 26th, 2007
the expression goes "the dirt always comes out in the wash"
if you inflate the size of your penis and it's found out to be a lie, what else could you be lying about??
by Sosueme on August 26th, 2007
Never really considered it. It's a sliding scale if you know what I mean. Circumference/length, it's definitely a variable, not to mention I don't keep a tape measure on the bedstand:)
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on August 26th, 2007
Never. It has never been an issue to me. I think people who talk about how big they are..are overcompensating....
by Rickster is victorious on August 26th, 2007
hi ender...
No...never been asked about size...and never brought it up either...
by Someone on August 26th, 2007
Unless you still manage to turn the girl off with your bragging. She'll never find out then. XD
by charliethegreat on December 22nd, 2008
i like to take a pictur of my dick with a dolls hand alongside it lookin as if it is holding it. to make it look huge. lol
by wthing8 on November 13th, 2008
I saw no point scaring her off needlessly. Once she is in bed or wherever.....it is too late...and the Monster is unleashed...
by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on August 26th, 2007
No, for the exact reason you stated!
by MG1942 Has a Life Penguin on August 26th, 2007
Not at all. Size doesn't matter to ME. I'm always satisfied;)
by Dodgy Dog in a Sable COAT on July 29th, 2009
I've yet to meet a lady who asks "what's your size"? prior to doing the deed, so I have never had to lie about it.
by Anonymous on July 29th, 2009
For whatever reason, it is true that many men will lie about the size of their penis ..... and ALWAYS to the greater degree! There persists the idea that the bigger a man's equipment, the better and more potent lover he will be. Their S.O.'s will eventually learn the naked truth, so if the subject comes up - - tell the truth. Otherwise, you may have a hard time explaining why your meat doesn't measure up.
by nzguy.. on July 29th, 2009
I don't have to because it's twelve inches long.
But I don't use it as a "RULE!" grin...
by Soccerman on November 6th, 2009
My penis is 50cm long
by Omar Little on November 14th, 2009
I actually go the opposite way, I insist I have an extremely small cock, because any woman with any sense would know that a man with a small knob wouldn't actually say that, and besides, it's good to see the surprised look on their face :D
by toot on November 14th, 2009
I don't lie about it, under 4 inches when hard, about 3.5.
no point lying about it.
by absublutely on June 18th, 2009
I used to, but I've discovered that being honest has gotten me a lot further...
by Anonymous on December 24th, 2008
no not at all
im 6 inches and proud about it
by mikeymil on September 17th, 2008
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by wezsox on September 17th, 2008
Nah...don't need ta lie. No point in it cuz one I don't care what anyone thinks and two I've got a girl who's happy with me so I don't ever talk about it with anyone else.
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on November 12th, 2008
Never really felt the need to even bring it up with past girlfriends, nevermind lie about it. Why the hell would you even mention the size of your junk? It is what it is.
by ElKabong on September 14th, 2008
I've been accused of lying about my size before - but there's an easy way for me to prove them wrong :D
by circulous on June 24th, 2008
No need to lie about it. Remember, women hate liars. If she asks, don't tell, wait for intimacy, she will find out soon enough. Pay attention to her body language and facial expression when she sees it for the first time. Trust me, you will know immediately if your acceptable to her or not. If your not, she might keep you around, but your not first on the list and she will slowly shy away from sex.
by AIRBALL on June 22nd, 2008
so u run arround and tell random girls your penis-size?
O.o? you are ONE scary feller
by Rince on June 22nd, 2008
Nope, 12 inches is nothing to be ashamed of :-p
by Captain Murphy on June 23rd, 2008
I've never been asked about the size and never said anything about it. My friends in college though always used to tell the chicks I was trying to get with that I had a big penis. One of my friends who happens to be a girl does it the most. Whenever I hang out with her and a discussion of sex or penis comes up she likes to mention to everyone in the room that I have a big penis.
by ConservativelyLiberal on November 12th, 2008
Nope. I just point out my 14 1/2 EEEE feet.
by Fireheart_thunder on November 12th, 2008
I don't lie about the size of min. If I think 7 inches is too small why would I say I'm 7 inches?
by charliethegreat on December 22nd, 2008
i dont but my point is why do woman wear push up bras or padded bras if we get naked guys are gonna be like what happen to your big tits. where did they go.
by DreAnna on December 22nd, 2008
It's no different than women who wear padded or water bra's..bra come off..tits are gone..why bother? LOL :)
by Occams Electric Razor on December 22nd, 2008
yeah true the woman will eventually find out and fact is those that are braggin usually aint saggin if you know what I mean......statistically they say a woman prefers on average 6.5 to 7 inches anyways and girth is more important than length..so I think that probably covers the average guy I would assume...but in the end as long as the girl likes you and your junk works I am sure she wouldn't complain too much.
by Not perfect on December 22nd, 2008
Nah! The girl will accept it. I guess it.
by Go Canes on November 18th, 2008
I always lie, I just say its really SMALL. So they are very impressed when I whip it out.
by supermayne8 on November 18th, 2008
Never had to...anyone ive been with knows exactly why!!!
but those guys that do might because they are ashamed of their size and wish it was bigger, like attention, want others to think that they are "bigger", want to feel better than other people or just dont like telling the truth at all...
by lonelydragon on November 18th, 2008
Every man that I've dated has exaggerated by about half an inch or more. I think they must imagine that we're blind and that we won't notice or be able to measure how big they really are.
by Mexdeath on April 6th, 2008
I dont know dude... I really dont know. Its like showin off a car or something, and then she gets in and sees the truth. What a dissappointment. Or not? This prompts another question. Does size really matter? really. Does it?
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