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  • Do not do this: Go ice fishing.
  • There is no such thing as an easy clean and unpainful way to commit suicide. I strongly suggest you find some help. Talk to your doctor a clergy person someone. Most places have a crisis line that you can call. I don't know if you believe this but there are people out there that care about you. Unfortunately some people have to look harder for them than others. Another thing that I personally believe is that we all have lessons to learn in this lifetime and if we don't learn them now we will have to later. Just my opinion. I know things must be very difficult for you right now. But I know from personal experience that it does get better. There is a part of you that wants to live otherwise you wouldn't be looking for help. You need to hold on to that light. God bless
  • Best way: FORCE YOURSELF to the subjective reality that everyone else has to live by. Suck it up and deal with. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, remember that. When GOD calls for you then you get to go to heaven. But you are not to make that decision.
  • http://www.satanservice.org/coe/suicide/guide/
  • you do not terminate life by commiting suicide. you are making a big big mistake.
  • I would suggest that no one give an answer to this. I'll take 100 bad ratings for my response to this question.
  • Where is the moderator now?
  • Joke or not why would you ask this question. I am sure death is painful in any form. Your heat must stop your lung don't have air your bain stops working. How could any of this be painless!!! And even is you don't feel the suicide what about your family and friend they will feel it FOREVER!!!
  • i need help, not stereotypical responses like "don't do it." i have heard that a million times, and staying alive isn't going to fix anything. nothing can fix what's wrong. sometimes, there really is no reason for someone to live.
  • and by the way, sometimes no one really would care if you died. i don't have anyone who would. i wouldn't be hurting a soul.
  • I think you should die of.......... old age.
  • I would care if you died. Life can be difficult sometimes, but if you stop being self-centered and realize the many things you can do for others you will realize the many reasons there are for you or anyone else to stay alive. Life is not going to catter to you neither is Death.
  • There are endless resources for suicide prevention or counseling. Suicide is never, under any circumstances, an answer. I emailed you personally to lend an ear and I am certain that anybody else here would do the same. Know that your life has tremendous value, more than you can comprehend, whether you think so or not.
  • This question concerns me. each time someone asks a question of this nature, i am positive this is a cry for help. A person only asks this question for two reasons: l. the person is seriously thinking about self-mutilation...by suicide. 2. there is a friend or family member that is suffering from a terminal diagnosis. Giving an answer to this question, would be like an associate to suicide. This question is best left unanswered.
  • They say the only prevention, is to not do anything at all. So probably the least painful way would be to not at all. But I bet that isn't the answer you're looking for. So I would say an overdose of Sleep Medication. Dieing as you sleep, seems to me the least painful, but then again; you'll still have to live with the fact that you're about to kill yourself, and if you believe in an afterlife, you'll have to play that one out too. And the people who live on, they have to suffer, maybe no one you think of will hurt, but the unexpected ones will. If you are thinking about commiting suicide then I suggest a change in life courses..head in a different direction..find something that makes you happy. Or in a moment of sanity find someone who can really help you. By the way, wouldn't you rather stick life out and show everyone that you're stronger than the torment?
  • i am the one who asked about this, and i had a very good talk with someone from this site on yahoo tonight. i want to thank him. i still feel like hell, but he gave me a bit of hope. thank you to all of you - i know you mean well. my pain is like nothing i ever thought i could feel, and i don't know what i am going to do, but i am still here tonight because of this site.
  • There is no way to keep responses to a question such as this from sounding cliched. I have met pain in all forms. I have been to the very brink upon which you stand. The fact that you feel pain, and are afraid of feeling it in death, is because you are very much alive right now. The fact is, no one can tell you what your reason for living is. When you feel like you don't have one, it's your job to find it, and you can't just expect someone to lay it at your feet. It seems like it's just easier to give up, rather then look for the reasons on your own, but if you start small it's really not as hard as it seems right now. Finding a reason to be alive is as simple as hearing a favorite song on the radio, or finding a resturant with good tiramisu. Pizza, kittens, county fairs, and donuts are all good reasons to be alive. Treat yourself to all of your favorite indulgences. Try all the things you always wanted to do, go all the places you always wanted to see. Don't let anything get in the way of that. Certainly, if your planning to take yourself out, work and other excuses won't get in the way of just living it up a bit first. Do all those things, then go to a spa or get a massage, and then decide where you want to go.
  • I HAVE LOST TWO BROTHERS, A NEPHEW AND A BEST FRIEND TO SUICIDE, ( IT IS SO VERY PAINFUL! )THERE IS NOTHING IN LIFE THAT CANT BE FIXED WITH A LITTLE TIME AND PRAYER. BE STRONG AND LIVE LONG
  • unfortuantely no one can really answer that question for you. Only the dead know the answer to that. .All the people here reading this statement are living .Many of want to live to see what life has to offer. Many people go through long periods of sadness and believe that death is the only way but it's not. There are soooo many things in life that you probably haven't experienced yet and you want to kill yourself. Think of all the little kids living in sewers and onthe streets, people who suffer from dieases and are paralized from the neck down still striving to live. I'm sure there are many people all over the world today that would love to switch places with you and live your life. Not many of us have the privliage to speak,hear,walk or touch but yet we want to live, to oneday experience that. I hope you are able to overcome your depression because it would be a great loss to loose someone like you. I may not know you or have ever even met you but i do care as do many others. good luck
  • I know you have heard this a thousand times from these people but please dont commit suicide, i dont know you , never even talked to you before, but if i found out you did die, i would greive for you.i know it seems hopeless right now, and you feel like no one cares or understands, but there are people out there. they may not know of the pain you are going through emotionally or physically, or even both but im willing to bet that there are people out there you dont even know who you are very dear to. So maybe I dont know what you are going through and i dont even know you but please, know that I am here for you and if you need someone to talk to i would be more than willing to listen i may be young but i want to do everything in my power to help you I'm about to cry right now for you and im glad you made the decision to hang on a little longer. If there is anything i can do please e-mail me!
  • I am not at all suicidal, but I would also like to know the answer to this. Morbid curiosity? Not sure. And I do not understand why everyone assumed that the person who asked this question was suicidal.
  • By not doing it.. there is nothing in this world worth taking your life.We all have struggles and mistakes,but to take your life? thats not the most productive thing to do.Sit back and look at the small things,how the wind on your face feels,how your shirty falls on your body,how the clouds look,remembering how good something tastes,the warm sand beneathe your feet.. Sometimes we all forget the litte thing,and the little things sometimes are the ones that save us from self destruction.
  • Chopping off fingers and toes and slowly bleeding to death might not be easy, least messy, or least painful. But, when compared to the impossibly messy, gut wrenching pain it leaves behind, it pales in comparison.
  • i would think carbon monoxide poisoning so one just goes to sleep. but if u are thinking of doing it, downlide the suicide song first and hopefully it will change ur mind
  • never die or die in your sleep(sleep in an airtight room)
  • I'd say an overdose. If done correctly you become lithurgic and go to sleep. So you end up dieing in you sleep. Good news is your talking about it. Majority of people who commit suicide don't say a word they just do it and leave their family shocked and wondering "why didn't they say something" or "why didn't I see the signs". I don't know why they call people suicidal. All of the "serious" suicide attempts that I have seen DID NOT fail. They knew what they were doing and how to get it done. Do I suggest suicide? No I was answering your question. I don't think your to the point of suicide (which is good) Real suicidal people keep the thoughts to them self. So I have faith you can pull out of your problems.
  • My dad shot himself in the head, he claimed no one cared about him... He was an alcoholic, he used to hit my mom, because he was jeaous, because she was more successfull in life, he lost his job, and my mom practically carried me and my father on her shoulders, not seeing life but work and struggle, when she was 30, she looked like she was 45, she lost her child at birth, because she was too stressed and tired from working during pregnancy, she didn't have all these fancy staff wome have now, like washing m/c, dishwasher, vaccuum cleaner, etc, she did everything manually, and on top of the house work she worked to get us through, she coped a lot in life, including me running away from home. I did it because I couldn't stand the stress at home, my home was not my protection. I never really had a hug time with my dad, or personal talk, he never understood my actual feelings, he just wanted to see me doing well at school, and if I failed he would get agnry instead of trying to understand, he was always so distant and angry. He did really well at Uni, but lost his job, and no one really wanted to employ him, because he was and alcoholic. Now that he is gone, I feel the guilt all the time, that I didn't support him enough, that I didn't talk him out of it, that I can't say "sorry" and tell him all the things that I feel about the past. I now feel like suicide at times, but he's not there for me, as he never was, who's going to care about me when I die, where's my father who could help me with my problems now, why did he betray me?
  • drowning is whilst the initial breathing in of water can be daunting when done the body reverts to the feotal position remembering what it was like in the whom
  • instead of just thinking of when death will come, try finding something, anything to live for. trust me, it helps.
  • Probably throwing you're self into a pit full of rabid gerbils;)
  • Trust me, I have experience in the matter, death can only make things worse.
  • Please read this and please let me try and help you, please understand I do not know you but I honestly care and I honestly know the emotional pain you are suffering from which you cannot just snap out of or suck it up and unfortunately getting cruel cold comments as you have has saddened my heart and makes me wonder why these type of people have come to be so unfeeling as to not realize whatever they say could be the one comment to put you over the edge. I can tell you I personally said a prayer when I read some of your comments and asked that I get to you in time to let you know I care and I have may ways to help you rationalize between your thoughts and the emotional pain. Here is one way to start the process of getting some real help. When I was very suicidal one day something compelled me to search the internet for an answer on how to make the pain go away and I somehow and still do not remember how, came across a woman minister, her name is Shearon or as her email indicates, "chosen one". We began to email each other and from that day forward for almost two years she has sent me personal Words of Encouragement which always seem to correlate with how I was feeling or what was going on in my life. To her I owe my life in one aspect but there are many other ways I can help you get through the pain you are feeling. First and foremost DO NOT let the comments you get that are negative or cruel affect your decision about something that is permanent for these people are not worth dying over instead I am posting you the email address of the Minister and her websites and I beg of you to email her and to visit her sites. At first it will feel like she is not helping you but as time goes by you will get better, things will get better, she will honestly guide you and at some point you will realize your true purpose in life. Please, I honestly beg you to try these things. If you want any further ideas or resources from me to comfort you and make the pain go away please contact me somehow. While typing this comment the words are coming deep from within my heart and being sent to you for a reason so please take my advice. And please keep in touch. email: chosen@cfl.rr.com web: http://www.timeofrefreshing.com web: http://www.wherepeacefulwaters.com
  • May I share an experience on suicide with you??? That would be how I would answer your question, with this experience....
  • Why? Why not?
  • This is amazing! Someone asks a life-and-death question, and he gets a pile of appallingly bad answers. May we be delivered from know-it-alls. Most of the people in this thread are clueless when it comes to suicide.The proof of that is in the clichès offered. No doubt their statements are well-intended, but the person who's considering eating Grandpa's revolver - well, s/he hears something different. "Expert" opinions - from someone who is, at best, guessing: * there is nothing in life that cant be fixed with a little time and prayer * suicide is never an answer * there is nothing in this world worth taking your life * death can only make things worse * know that your life has tremendous value * person only asks this question for two reasons: l. the person is seriously thinking about self-mutilation...by suicide 2. there is a friend or family member that is suffering from a terminal diagnosis How does the person in pain hear these? S/he doesn't... through all that pain you can still spot a phony. Laying on guilt - as if instilling guilt ever solved any problem: * stop being self-centered * head in a different direction * try finding something, anything to live for * people all over the world today that would love to switch places with you * think of all the little kids living in sewers and onthe streets, people who suffer from dieases and are paralized from the neck down * many of us want to live to see what life has to offer * no one can tell you what your reason for living is - when you feel like you don't have one, it's your job to find it, and you can't just expect someone to lay it at your feet * think about how lucky we are not to be worse off * why would you ask this question The woman with the razor blade hears "even they can see that I'm a screw-up. What's the point in going on when I'm so worthless that I can't see the obvious?" Arguing. The last thing that someone on the brink wants is a debate: * if you were intent on committing the deed you wouldn't stop to ask how * real suicidal people keep their thoughts to themselves The message is "you dummy - you don't even know how to off yourself" And my personal favorite: * take your life? that's not the most productive thing to do What an insult - from someone with a giant ego. If I were the guy on the bridge railing - and I have been - I'd reply that if I wanted to be productive I'd get a job in a factory. Hit the road. or maybe "push me - then YOU can be productive." So... what should one say to someone contemplating suicide? If you aren't willing to be humble, you aren't going to save anyone. Just walk away. Assuming that you really do want to help prevent a tragedy (instead of, say, win an argument, spread the Gospel, or prove who's the better person): * If you feel an urge to criticize, lay guilt, argue, then bite your tongue. At best, you'll feel superior to the poor schmuck who just stepped in front of a truck, or a train. You'll also have to live with the fact that your ego convinced someone that life is highly over-rated - even if you did win the debate. * Mostly, you shouldn't say anything. You should listen. Listen with all of your heart and soul. Listen as if someone's life were on the line. * If s/he isn't talking, ask. Ask about the person (part of the despair is an intense lonliness, a feeling that no one cares about him/her). Be interested in what s/he has to say. It works wonders. * Keep drawing answers out of him/her. Ask gently, I can guarantee that the person is very fragile. Consider this antecdote: Our town has a world-class suicide bridge (it's almost as awesome as San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge). This bridge draws out-of-towners to say goodbye in a place with impressive beauty and solitude - and a guarantee of success. The point is that in response to the number of tragedies, our suicide prevention programs are excellent. One day a 'trained' townie spotted someone getting ready to jump. He approached slowly but resolutely. The woman dropped her cell phone into the raging waters below. Now THAT is a sign of being ready to end it. He asked her for directions to a nearby town. She actually stopped to give him directions. Then she said, "I have to go." and started to climb the railing. He gently put his hand on her arm and asked, "can I give you a lift somewhere?" "No, thank you." He said "it looks like you're headed South." That drew a little smile, but no words. He continued by asking if there was a place to get really good ice cream. She looked annoyed, but answered. "Baskin-Robbins. two miles, on the left." "Are there any shops that sell homemade ice cream?" "Not any more." "Too bad, I really prefer homemade." No response. "Do they really have 31 flavors?" "I think so." "Which is your favorite ice cream?" "Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough." "Do they have it there?" "I haven't been there lately." "Sugar cone or regular cone?" "Regular." "Do you want to wait for me here and I'll bring it back? Or go with into town?" "I don't know you." "Does it matter? At least when you jump, you'll have had your favorite ice cream first. Are you in a hurry? You can jump any time. Come with me." "I don't know you." "How rude of me. You can call me Sue. Like in the song, 'Boy Named Sue'." "That's not your real name." "What's your name? Preferably your real name." "Paige. What's YOUR real name?" "Well, my kids call me Dad. My wife calls me Honey. Paige, I'm Honey. Pleased to meet you. Now can we go get ice cream?" She collapsed into his arms, sobbing. He helped her back to the car. They drove to the ice cream shop. On the way, and at Baskin-Robbins, she spilled her guts to him. It turns out that her boyfriend had been abusing her - mostly mental abuse - until she couldn't take it any more. She knew that if she ran away, that the boyfriend would track her down. Her despair was that life sucked and wouldn't get any better because of the boyfriend. After all of that, our hero took her to a shelter for abused women. The staff helped her get started putting her life back together. The townie gave her his card and told her that if she ever got in trouble or just needed to talk, to call him... "if a woman answers, just tell her that you're the chocolate chip cookie dough lady." And she did call, several times. I wish that I could tell you that they all lived happily ever after. Sadly, the ice cream lady had a penchant for repeating her mistakes. The last time she called for help, he was out of cell phone range.
  • Well, that is a tall order to fill! God, well, easiest would be poison, just a simple drink, but it's painful. Least messy, starvation, no mess, but isn't that easy or painless. Painless? Gun to the head (temple or through the mouth) as apparently it does not hurt to be shot. I think thats your best bet, because when you are gone, you won't have to scrub the stains, or even care about the stains. But don't do it, ok?
  • Bash your head with a big rock. Honestly, if youre already at the point of thinking about commiting suicide, you must have already endured more than your fair share of pain. So what difference does a couple of seconds or minutes of extra pain matter when youve lived with it all your life. Besides, if its painful you might stop and realize how stupid trying to off yourself really is.
  • carbon monoxide
  • uhh...if you're afraid of pain...you're probably not ready for death
  • Someone wrote a book on suicide (I think it's called suicide) that has all the methods and pros and cons in it. I found it in a friend's cupboard and it scared the hell out of me. I won't necessarily assume you're trying to kill yourself, because it's a good thing to know in case you're ever in a really, really, really, really, really bad situation with no way out except more and worse hell. There are some suicide cults happening in Japan these days, I think they use a charcoal oven (some portable clay thing) and meet in groups, lock themselves in a van and die together of CO2 poisoning. I think the least painful way is Dr. Kevorkian's technique, but society doesn't condone it. Dr. assisted suicide is legal in the Netherlands, but you have to be terminally ill and must go through the proper channels. I hope you're not feeling like you want to die. At some point, we all feel like that, and I think it's part of the human experience. Simply to experience great joys and great pains in life. There are many things to try before doing something drastic, and there are billions of people in the world, and out of those people, many many people who love you, and even strangers who would help you if you needed it.
  • The Suicide Song By Alex S. Gabor Suicide, suicide How could she have lied? Suicide, suicide Why couldn't have I died? Oh ye mortals clamor for life Dribbling on about pain and strife Yes I tried it, more than once Told me I was crazy, a self destructive dunce But when my will is not aligned And I know not what God wants divined My life is shattered and completely entwined Ruined by injustices committed by the blind Ignorant fools, knaves of stench Quietly rumoring from behind their legal bench Pointing fingers encrusted with dirt Demonic passions with the devil they flirt What is life for but to live it free And if injustice has enslaved thee Then it is free will and your right to be Or not that sets you apart from the enemy Suicide, oh suicide You become me again Suicide, suicide I don't know just when You ask the gods to take you away But they ignore you and still you pay All efforts to right the wrongs of the world Have failed so miserably it depresses the mind No more lovers, drugging and booze Reality is too harsh it is way too unkind At least with drugs there was escape At least with booze there was elate At least with lovers there was someone close But now its all too real, it's too much to hate Hate myself and I die a little Love myself and I set myself free with death As I contemplate the days of my last breath No place to turn, my stories all told No one to my rescue who could be so bold I'm already way too, too old Dying so young would have my mother to scold I search for assasins in every corner But they hide from this truth mourner I know the truth and it does not set me free Only in death can my enemies be haunted Till their dying days I will watch over them And remember me they will from the accidents Revenge, vindication and poetic justice Crashing waves of comeuppance, undaunted I tried to forgive them and to let go I tried to let god and die another day I tried to love and failed again I beat my head till it became numb from pain Now I am at the new bottom again And I cannot go back to drugs and pain Or find solace in the arms of another woman Or a man No, I must choose life or death As I contemplate my last breath For I have lived like no one else can In this god forsaken ironic land Turn off the televisions and don't read the news There is war here and there and it gives you the blues Where is paradise but in our minds When the last breath is taken, my life rewinds Flashing before me, every single image Of love and hate, good and bad, right and wrong The crowds of cheering war mongers songs I left my baggage and lost all knowledge And in my death, I can no longer be attacked But I can see and watch from a distance How my enemies have been tracked And how they must suffer at what they have wracked Upon my faith, my beliefs and dreams When I die, no one will be there for my screams I once thought it would be an assasins bullet But now I know it was only my own trigger That sent me away to a distant place Where I could end my plight with this human race That is rushing toward nowhere safe That ruins every desperate strafe Don't do it, don't do it they all cried That lonely night I wrote while I died Oh suicide, sweet suicide My last final grace The only decision they could not take from me In my final resting place The liars they killed me when I was high Now I am dead while I sleep on the nigh Poison, a gun, a knife to the throat? Perhaps a wire dangling above the moat What is the best way to meet you? Sweet suicide, oh suicide, sweet suicide. The ultimate rightness is to prove everyone wrong The ultimate politeness is to make nothing of ones self The ultimate wrongness is to go on living When you know there is really nothing left To live for... No one left behind, its all an illusion Oh sweet suicide, oh I should have died Oh sweet suicide, I could not stop if I cried And life's just such a bitch, and then you are born again. The ultimate trick of this universe But still, dying was better than bankrupty, jail, drugs, sex, booze, religion and politics. See you all next life time. Copyright August 2006 Alex S. Gabor. All World Rights Reserved.
  • Suicide is never painless for people who love you.
  • od on sleeping pills? hopefully you'd just fall asleep and then die in your sleep.
  • Back to the original question: 1. Have everything in order so that if you really do go through with it, that you won't screw up and leave yourself in a vegatative state... or worse. Being alive without living is hard enough when you're depressed. Being fed through tubes and having someone change your diapers would be the ultimate alive without living. 2. Set up the environment for your final moments. 3. Have handy a lot of pain killers or muscle relaxants - not booze - so you can deep-sleep your way through the final moments. 4. With a reliably sharp tool - scalpel or exacto knife - you can slit your wrists and fade away quickly and painlessly. 5. I've given some thought to having me, some favorite tunes, next month's supply of vicodin, and a block of dry ice in the well-sealed cab of my truck. I can just drift away while suffocating painlessly. The nice thing about the dry ice is that there's nothing left behind ... not counting the music, of course. The loved ones left behind might never know that you arranged your own passage (some people take that kind of hard). 6. If there is the slightest chance that you're not really ready to go, call for help: Nationally, 1-800-SUICIDE 1-800-273-TALK Locally, there should be some phone numbers to call. Try city or county mental health agencies. Try 911 and ask them for a referral to someone experienced with suicide intervention. Part of your "setting up the environment" should include being ready and able to get assistance, if you change your mind. I hope you can go out with dignity, and find peace in whatever time you have left.
  • You know...life is very, very short as it is already. Your average existence of a mere 80 years is not even measureable to the aeons of time that preceeded you. Yet in your very brief existence you have the divine blessing to observe conciously the spectacular granduer of the universe in all it's glory. You are granted the divine blessing to mingle with human souls, and experiance the rhapsody's and odyssy's of life, and all the joy, happiness, suffering, and pain of what makes you who you are. These things, that make us each, diverse and unique. There was no one like you before, nor will there be when you are gone. When you take your own life, you take away from everyone else, the divine glory of your spirit. And thusly you will be shunned and forgotten for being so irresponsible with your precious gift. We all have a guaranteed ticket on the death express, it will be right on time, you can't cancel it, maybe you might be able to extend a little bit, but you won't miss it, and it definately will not miss you. Take a deep breath....then another...and another...soon enough this sensation will cease, and then you will pass out, and the synapses and nuerons of your brain will fire off explosively as they starve for oxygen,...in this process they will trigger memories that will play as a movie in your mind...where you will be your own worst critic...not God. Now whether you decide to make it a TV commercial, or a full feature length epic tale worthy of praise and award...whatever you do in your life will be on that big screen in your mind up until the last neuron expires. Then oblivion will consume you and your remains returned to the Earth from which your carbon based body came. The sun will always promise you a brand new day in the morning as it sets in the evening. There you will always be promised a better tommorrow. The least painful way to commit suicide, is not to seek it out in the first place. Suicide is always more painful for your loved ones, than it ever is for the one who commits the granduer of such a selfish act. The real victims of a suicide are those that are left behind, ...like the twelve year old girl I know, who hopelessly carry's the weight of the memory and guilt of her fathers suicide, in silence...not glory. She is left with nothing of him, no pictures, no memories, no reflection, other than that in the mirror. Suicide has plauged her with thoughts of fault, anguish, and inadequacies. She is a loving and beautiful girl, selfishly left behind with no warrant or reason,...she is a fine example of the true face, and end result, of suicide.
  • If you wanna commit suicide, just do it. There's no such thing as an unsuccessful suicide attempt, if you were really serious about commiting suicide, you would just do it. Go get a life, emo kid.
  • Marry someone your family likes.
  • Suicide is not a good choice, Death is final! there is no second chance, you can't get depressed and commit suicide and start over tomorrow. So the least painful way to commit suicide is " Don't do it".
  • For the love of Pete... I am seriously looking for the answer, okay. I have my reasons. You don't worry about it. I am worth lots of money dead and my insurance policy pays out for suicide after 2 years. Well, it's been over that now. Don't worry about why I want to do it, just give me te friggin' answer. I know an overdose would do it, but what? I want to stay up for like 2 days straight then take a box of unisom or some other sleeping pill and something that will kill me and stop my heart but WHAT? Then I will go to sleep and not wake up. But I need to know what pill will do it without fail, preferably non-prescription so I can get it over the counter. Someone please tell me. Just don't offer advice. I don't need it or want it. Just answer me. Please.
  • markie121, i can't read your whole comment - it is cut off, but i think you have the answer that i need. i am the person who originally posted this question to this website. i was feeling a bit better for awhile, but then life decided that it was fun to tease me just a bit but would be more satisfied with really knocking me on my ass. i have no desire to live anymore, i don't want help, i don't want to re-build, i don't want to fix things, and i am damned sick and tired of hearing people say that i am selfish and have lots of reasons to live. if anyone who says those things were living the hell that i am, they would never, ever say them again to anyone - you wouldn't even think them. they just don't get it, do they? it's easy to say that i should stay alive when YOUR life isn't filled with pain and suffering. it's easy to say when you haven't been abused, raped, are destitute, and suffering from a major depressive state, agoraphobia, profound generalized anxiety, trauma, and loss of everything in life that was worth living for. i have literally lost EVERYTHING but my life at this point, and i don't have the energy or desire to rebuild at 36 years of age. i want to die. someone PLEASE give me the answer that i need. Markie, please.
  • jump off the empire state building you'll pass out before you hit the ground.
  • CO intoxication...
  • I say drug overdose you can jsu fade away. I have experience in this my brother commited suicide and he is still my hero I wish I had his strength. For those of you who think it's the cowards way out let me ask you when is the last time you made a commitment forever and stuck with it?? I hope you find your peace
  • there is no easy way, you could try taking painkillers but if they dont work, you could be left with kidney or liver damage, you could slit your wrists bit be left with scars I've tried both and have the mental scars to prove it. It is no answer as I cannot give you that (sorry) but I do hope you find peace if you find your way out. After my third child the black hole of Post natal depression is eating me up, I have fought it for the past 7 months, but don't know if I have the energy any more I love my kids, and my husband very much, they are the only reason I'm still here, at the moment. What the future hold, I do not know, but I wish you well, and love, where ever you will be. I will not tell you that it will ease your pain only hope you find some way (whatever is right for you) in dealing with it You were loved on this earth and will continue to be on the next. Take care, sending my love xx
  • Morphine overdose... go out with a big smile on your face.
  • Fall into a tank of Novacaine? Seriously, don't ask these disturbing questions here. Seek the help of a mental health professional immediately!!!!
  • i really dont have an answer or suggestion to the original question simply becuase ive lived with suicidal thoughts for quiet sometime now. i dont know if i'll do it soon but i am certain i'll do it some time, and of course those least painful ways of commiting it will become irrelevant. i know it wont take me more than a try to reach the peace am looking for. am not content with my life and apparently the ones sorrounding me arent either but i wont complain now, i supose this is what i deserved from life. but anyhow, for you who posted the question, i dont really think you should try it under any circumstances, apparently you arent ready to feel pain and thats whats death is all about, even in the afterlife.
  • if some one truly wants to die, who are you to police and imprison them where they do not want to be???????
  • Immediately get that thought out of your mind. Don't ever let it back in! No matter who you are or what your present situation may be, time will heal it. I realize you must be in some great pain now, but hang on, the sun will return to your life in time. YOU GOTTA WORK THROUGH IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY OUT!
  • there are lots of ways but sadly none are pain free. if you really want to waste your life like that i would suggest a fatile injection in wich the inject you with a needle and instantly clinicly dead.
  • Here's a story for you that makes me feel good sometimes..... There once was a master and he had two Pots. One was new and shiny and the other was very old rusted and had cracks and a hole in it. The master used the pots to bring water everyday to his family from a well. He had a long road to travel up hill. One day the old cracked pot said to his master "why don't you just get rid of me and get a new pot, I am no good to you by the time you get to the top of the road I am less than half full" The master responded " Today when we get water I want you to watch the road" The pot watched the road and saw to his misbelief Beautiful flowers on his side of the road. The master said to the pot "See my cracked friend even though you have many cracks and may feel useless I have used you for a very special purpose If it were'nt for you my flowers would have withered and died and my travels would'nt have been as happy. So even though you may be a crackes pot and feel useless There is a special purpose for you even if you can't see it. Hope you get the help you need I will keep youin my prayers.
  • Life is a precious gift from God. No one should ever feel compelled to committ suicide. If you turn to the book of Job in your Bible, you will learn a lot.
  • Shooting yourself in the base of your head where your skull meets your spinal column. You lose all feeling instantly, and soon after, your brain dies.
  • Anyone who has an aswer to his could not possibly know- having never commited suicide or interviewed anyone who has.It's all speculation.
  • I agree with the removal of this question. It is attracting some VERY sick answers. I would have flagged the answers only, but there are too many of them. I gave up, and flagged the question. Suggesting ways to kill oneself is not, in my opinion, something that belongs on AB. I'm asking anyone and everyone to get on this question and either rate, or flag it or it's answers. Let the AB staff know what you think of this being on here!
  • I had a friend back in 10th grade who comitted suicide by Concussion (she used a shotgun aimed at the proper angle so as to disintegrate the head and end life immediately.) Concussion & Intoxication are the least painful ways. However if you are considering suicide, just get help! You'll feel better by simply just talking to someone =)
  • Remember that the Lord said "I will never give anyone more than they can bear". Prayer for you to say. "Oh lord I seek the promise you made that I not have too much to bear in my life, and I thank you deeply for my life which I will hold dear forever". And remember He also said "All prayers are answered, just don't tell me how to answer them." So KNOW your prayer WILL be answered. -and remember that the answer may be in the next movie title you read, or in the words of a freind, or in the next song you hear. Here are some things to do whenever you feel this way; Try to see the rediculous in everything.-Laugh! Sing a song! You will VERY soon be happy again. Call a freind, and get your mind off yourself. Help someone else, and your problems will be gone. Eat healthy and remove toxic causes of depression! Smile! Why? Because I love you! (Everyone!) Cry and let it all out.. then do all the above! Most of all remember if you ever commit suicide, you will live it over and over and over again after death, until you realize how wrong it was, is this what u want? I thought not. Take care of yourself!
  • Thanks...I don't...in fact some of my favorite writings include lyrics to sad songs turned into happy ones...but the writing of expressions of suicide is a good way to overcome the desire to do it...perhaps the same will work for others who feel that life is hopeless and futile. Those who have never experienced the desire to commit suicide would have this question removed as opposed to allowing it as a forum for those searching for answers to their own depressed states of being. Wake up and smell the immortality of the soul and you will know that suicide is futile...
  • You should never kill yourself. You will hurt everyone that cares about you.
  • A Wake Up Call! Whatever it is you should be aware of a few facts. You wet and shit yourself. There will be a post mortem where they will cut your body open to discover the exact cause of death. If you don’t succeed in killing yourself, you could be left with liver and kidney damage (from pills). If you cut a tendon instead of a vein you could be left without the use of your fingers or even your hand! You could also be left brain damaged if you decide to shoot yourself in the head and fail. Then someone else will have to wipe your ars for the rest of your miserable life!
  • i don't know. how would i know. i'm not dead
  • I could never condone suicide anyways. I don't believe in it.
  • I am hoping this isn't because you are considering it. Every suicide is painful... to those you leave behind.
  • I would think i gun shot to the head. But, i dont know these thngs, never died before.
  • DON'T!!!! Do you know what a unkind way to die? You destroy your family and anyone that cares about you! I was 11 when my Dad killed himself. I am destroyed 25 years later. What a incredibly mean and selfish decision!!!!
  • Hypoxia. Heroin overdose. Nuclear weapon.
  • Wait to die peacefully of old age. It is the best way to die.
  • there isn't one, if u do find a way to kill yourself without causing yourself any pain, you will still inevitably cause the ones you love lots and lots of pain. its not worth it.
  • http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/58191 duplicate question
  • why would u want to do tht in the first place
  • I KNOW I AM IN CAPS BUT WILL EVERYONE JUST STOP STOP STOP STOP, I LOOKED AT THIS QUESTION AND SKIPPED IT WHEN IT FIRST CAME ON. THIS IS NOT AND I REPEAT NOT THE PLACE TO BE ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT SUICIDE OR ANSWERING THEM IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM. THE ONLY ANSWER IF ANY SHOULD BE THE NUMBER FOR THE PERSONS NATIONAL SAMARITANS HELPLINE AND LET THE PROFESSIONALS SORT IT OUT. THIS IS NOT THE PLACE.ALSO I CANNOT BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE RATING THESE ANSWERS IT IS INMY MIND JUST WRONG
  • if you are wondering what it it is purely to be curious, then i'll answer in comments, but if you are seriously considering it then i will not answer and tell you to just find something to live for, anything. trust me when i say that it helps. be truthful when you answer.
  • You really need to see this site I found. This should knock SOME sense into your brain! Suicide is probably the stupidest thing you could posibly do. Just think for a moment about the pain and suffering that you will cause in family and loved ones. Other people are going through the exact same thing that you are going through right now, believe it or not. Let's say I'm your dad, (I'm not, REALLY) but I would feel emense pain if my son commited suicide. The site is www.mouchette.org/suicide/answers.php3.
  • this is a pathetic question, especially with kids on this site. suicide is painful and messed up, its never fun and quick, grow up!
  • well maybe when there is no way around it someone should just give a straight forward answer to this because i searched this because i really do want to know the best way to do this i dont want to put myslef through pain unlike some people i just want to end it so it might help some people by jsut telling us this way...???? wil cause you the least harm be least painful for you and those aorund you and will be effective and easy because i have tried almost evry thing now and i am stil here and still suffering. so many people say it will eventually get better when will that eventually be??? i have already been waiting more than 2 years. when every day you try it gets harder to hold on so please some one tell me how can i put an end to my misery. So what one more person will die but it will be for the best. I'm sorry if i offend anyone but im trying as hard as i possibly can here it is so hard for me to keep going with no help and i am only 14 so why should i bother suffereing when i can die knowing at least the majority of my life was good. Thanks please help me and others in my position there are more than you think!
  • OLD AGE! I hope nobody gives you suggestions.
  • Let an awful lot of years pass. If you use enough years you will find that death comes infallibly.
  • Why would you want to know this? My answer is the same as the other 2. Old age.
  • I have often thought of taking a ridiculous amount of xanax or valium and just dozing...if it hurts a little, i will be too out of it to notice. And to save yourself the embarassment of wetting/messing, you could wear a diaper or take an enema. This is actually a plan I am putting into affect as soon as my affairs are in order...
  • fuck suicide. stop asking for attention
  • Well I am also considering ending my life. However,I am in therapy I want to be sure because when the deed is done that is it. I have tried and failed in the past. I will tell you at one time I accidently overdosed in addition to my failed suicide attempt. I will tell you when I accidently overdosed on heroin I felt no pain at all. I was in a coma for a while. When I woke up it felt like I had just been sleeping. There was no pain whatsoever. I don't know how messy it was. I would say do it at a hotel or something if you are serious. It is not fair for one of your family members to find you like that.
  • How Can You Say Go To A Third World To See Differences Or That You Need To Find A Reason In Life. How Can That Help When You Have Two People Trying To Kill You In The Nastiest Ways They Can And They Are Family? And There going To Hurt Your Only Relative, My Grandma, And You Have No True Friends, Just Using B*stards (Sorry.) You Have No Money, No Dreams in Life, Youve Got Nothing Now Think You Was Like That And Make It Alot Worse And Then Try And Answer. Please. Peace x
  • We don't know for sure. No one has told us the relative amount of pain they felt when they successfully committed suicide. Funny thing about that...they cannot tell us...they are dead. I do know a few people who have failed, and can tell you that jumping off of a bridge is highly painful. Slashing your wrists is painful, especially when the wounds become infected. I had a friend try to OD on pills, and can tell you that having your stomach pumped is really painful and uncomfortable. Counseling is your best option, really.
  • wait a sec here , you want us to help you kill yourself. since iv failed lots of times, why do you want to kill your self ???and i might tell you why i want to kill my self and after we are both dead we can discuss it at great length which kind is less painfull.
  • Please don't do it, or if it is a friend, tell them not to do it. There is someone who will be devastated if you do this. There always is. And, they will think for the rest of time, that it was their fault. Please try as Antigone suggested, counseling. If you already have, try a new counselor. I know you are probably in some kind of pain, but try to hang in there. When I was at my lowest, 20 pain pills a day, lying on the floor shaking from the pain, taking 4 or 5 hot showers a day to try to get some relief, the thought did cross my mind for about 5 seconds. But, I knew it would totally destroy my kids. So, I hung on. It has gotten a little better. I've cut the pills down to about 5-6 a day, and I only have the shaking fits about 3-4 times a week. And, on top of that, I get to see my kids everyday. As I said earlier, there is someone who truly cares for you. Find them. Cling to them. I'm sure they will be glad to help. Good luck, Match.
  • No idea, I haven't committed suicide before, only attempted.
  • My guess would probably be either gassing yourself in your car or if you got the right type of drugs, an overdose. Arsenic?
  • Japan has many suicides every year. One popular method is jumping in front of a train which does not seem painless. Recently, there have been many CO poisoning suicides, some with groups of strangers that find each other on the Internet. However, there is a saying "Shinuki ni nareba nandemo dekiru" - "If you have your mind set on dying, You can do anything". If you are thinking about dying, you can use that determination to do something else, more benificial and gratifying to yourself and people around you. Afterall, you can always die later and we all do one day.

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