What is the best Russian Reversal joke u can think of?
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Xtreme2252
ANSWERS: 15
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In Soviet Russia, lazy dog jumps over quick brown fox!
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...are those like the Polish jokes in America? I don't think I've ever heard a "Russian reversal"
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In Soviet Russia, the bus rides you. Soviet Linux... http://kldp.org/files/49833_1_563.jpg
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“In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!” Source and further information: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal_(joke)
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I always prefer the ones with the "police state" connotations. The ones that Yakov Smirnoff actually used, for example. "In the US, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!" "In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!"
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I HAVE NEW ANSWER!! He he... I know what a russian Reversal is now... so here's mine:
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in soviet russia, dog crap stands in YOU in soviet russia, bed sleeps on YOU in america, money say "in god we trust", in soviet russia WE HAVE NO MONEY. in soviet russia, joke thinks of YOU roses are red violets are blue in soviet russia poem writes YOU in soviet russia, keyboard hammers YOU. in soviet russia, video game plays YOU. in soviet russia, YOU hate ME. in soviet russia, gun shoots YOU in soviet russia, mouse double clicks YOU. i nsoviet russia, song sings YOU. in soviet russia, video uploads YOU. in soviet russia, celebrity photographs YOUR CROTCH in soviet russia, joke does not laugh at YOU.
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S o v i e t E x p r e s s ! It can leave home... but you can't.
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In soviet russia joke writes YOU!
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In America, you catch a cold. In Soviet Russia, cold catches you! In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds you! In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you! In America, You watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU! -Smirnoff In America, you take cab In Soviet Russia, cab take YOU! In America, you go to the police In Soviet Russia, police go to YOU! In America, you kill party In Soviet Russia, party kill YOU! In America, you choose a job In Soviet Russia, job chooses YOU! -My jokes (Ragriav)
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In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!! In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!! In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!! In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poems write YOU!
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In Soviet Russia, Roflcopter Laughs At You...
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In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you.
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In America, you keep tabs on web browsers. In Soviet Russia, web browsers keep tabs on YOU!!
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