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by iwnit on October 31st, 2007
“In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!”
Source and further information:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_reversal_(joke)
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on November 17th, 2007
I HAVE NEW ANSWER!!
He he... I know what a russian Reversal is now... so here's mine:
by guttertwin on September 15th, 2008
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
by Ragriav on September 6th, 2008
In America, you catch a cold.
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In America, you can always find a party.
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In America, You watch TV.
In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!
-Smirnoff
In America, you take cab
In Soviet Russia, cab take YOU!
In America, you go to the police
In Soviet Russia, police go to YOU!
In America, you kill party
In Soviet Russia, party kill YOU!
In America, you choose a job
In Soviet Russia, job chooses YOU!
-My jokes (Ragriav)
by Mars Jenkar on November 1st, 2007
I always prefer the ones with the "police state" connotations. The ones that Yakov Smirnoff actually used, for example.
"In the US, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!!"
"In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!"
by SarahK on October 11th, 2007
In Soviet Russia, lazy dog jumps over quick brown fox!
by MBmaster on October 31st, 2010
In Soviet Russia, children molest YOU!
by Speiluhr on June 2nd, 2008
In soviet russia joke writes YOU!
by Jack Wallace on April 25th, 2008
S o v i e t E x p r e s s !
It can leave home...
but you can't.
by WeeWillyWinky on October 30th, 2007
In Soviet Russia, the bus rides you.
Soviet Linux... http://kldp.org/files/49833_1_563.jpg
by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on October 30th, 2007
...are those like the Polish jokes in America? I don't think I've ever heard a "Russian reversal"
by konfizkate91 on March 31st, 2009
In Soviet Russia, fetus aborts you.
by CountKarl on October 23rd, 2009
In America, you keep tabs on web browsers.
In Soviet Russia, web browsers keep tabs on YOU!!
by asdfghjkl on December 9th, 2008
In Soviet Russia, Roflcopter Laughs At You...
by Mikhail on October 19th, 2008
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poems write YOU!
by Have A Nice Day on February 8th, 2011
In Soviet Russia, President was born in Soviet Russia.
by Timur_Y on March 24th, 2011
in soviet russia, you punk ashton kucher
by oggmonster_27 on February 8th, 2011
in jersey shore you beat up the beat
in soviet russia beat beat up you
by loool on November 29th, 2010
In Soviet Russia pokemon catch you
by Larek_J on November 20th, 2010
in soviet russia, chuck norris still kills you
by Timur_Y on March 24th, 2011
in soviet russia, duck slams you
by Yari_v on August 2nd, 2011
in america you eat pussy
in soviet russia pussy eats YOU!!
by sterski on April 25th, 2008
in soviet russia, dog crap stands in YOU
in soviet russia, bed sleeps on YOU
in america, money say "in god we trust", in soviet russia WE HAVE NO MONEY.
in soviet russia, joke thinks of YOU
roses are red
violets are blue
in soviet russia
poem writes YOU
in soviet russia, keyboard hammers YOU.
in soviet russia, video game plays YOU.
in soviet russia, YOU hate ME.
in soviet russia, gun shoots YOU
in soviet russia, mouse double clicks YOU.
i nsoviet russia, song sings YOU.
in soviet russia, video uploads YOU.
in soviet russia, celebrity photographs YOUR CROTCH
in soviet russia, joke does not laugh at YOU.
by EmanuelTomeci on September 8th, 2011
In Soviet Russia Cock Suck YOU!!
In Soviet Russia Book Write YOU!!
In Soviet Russia Drugs Use YOU!!
In Soviet Russia STD Get YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, We dont tell Soviet Rassia Reversal Joke :(
by TomRay on August 2nd, 2011
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes Russian Reverse jokes about you.
by Yari_v on August 2nd, 2011
in america you eat pussy.
in soviet russia pussy eats YOU!!
by N00bzilla on September 13th, 2010
in soviet russia, toilet pee on YOU!!!!
Forget the chicken..Why did the squirrel cross the road?
by anil m on August 27th, 2010
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How do you feel when somebody makes a joke at your expense?
by AnonymousGirl on September 5th, 2010
| 4 people like this
Complete sentence: "Yo mama so mean........."
by Jack_S9292 on August 28th, 2010
| 1 person likes this
what's a really good comeback?
by squiggleybop on September 10th, 2010
| 4 people like this
How many men does it take to open a beer?
by cheyennecleghorn on September 11th, 2010
| 2 people like this
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