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ANSWERS: 18
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Don't look at me about the socks. I like to hang on to them as long as I can.
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the underwear gnomes! they don't just steal undies anymore. i blame this on the commando movement. things started slowing down for the gnomes as more and more people gave up wearing (or owning) underwear. they had to make up for it somehow.
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They just go for a walk.
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I believe there is a special black hole somewhere in the Cosmos just for missing socks, gloves, undies, and single earrings.
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I have them all. (Evil laugh) I'm holding them for ransom and I want a full outfit! shoes and all. :-)
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They are reborn as sock and finger puppets.
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By the side of the road, to be with the lost shoes, in hopes that someday there'll be a complete outfit that some lucky farmer can use for a scarecrow.
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They go to heaven. You get them all back when you die.
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To Sock and Glove Land, of course. ; )
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they're either one of the following: dead non-living dissolved in the washer and drier i ate them im wearing them they went to sock and glove land they went to solove land
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To the Key Fairy, he takes socks and gloves and leaves keys that we find and have no idea what they go to.
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For some reason, a lot end up behind our washing machine.
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The same place the remote tries to escape to.
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They go to the same place as the sand goes from my toddlers sandpit.
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The Land Of The Lost
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aliens have abducted them because socks and gloves are hands down the best item to study the human race
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I don't know but I did find pieces of one in my dogs crap out back once...
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Not sure but if and when you find out can you please grab mine and send em back to me - thanks - have a nice day :))
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