ANSWERS: 14
  • Sadly, I think I accidentally ate a plate full of this spaghetti monster thing just the other night....
  • I don't know, that seems a little absurd. I may need a Spaghetti-Monster-Man to die for my sins before I can accept that.
  • Not me. I believe in Jesus, my friend. -In the Master's service. Thank you and God bless you!
  • noodley appendage! haha!
  • i haven't just touched the noodely appendage i've eaten it. he gave it to me for breakfast
  • I've been a Pastafarian for years, my friend. It's the only way to live, safe and warm in the glow of His Meatball Sauce. Ramen.
  • Ramen, my brother/sister in Noodliness! I was at a low point in my life. It seemed that all hope was lost. I was in despair and brainwashed by the religion of the usurpers. Yes, it is true. I hate to admit it…alas, I was deceived and living a life without meatballs and swashbuckling. One night I was crying myself through a movie. By His divine intervention, I had chosen Pirates of the Caribbean. Praise be His name! During the movie, He reached out His Noodly Appendage and touched my heart. I have given my life to His Noodliness, and I have known nothing but the utmost peace and tranquility ever since. He opened my eyes to the correlation of diminishing pirates to global warming. I began to see that modern science could not be trusted, because His Noodliness is always there altering the results. I now know to live my life faithfully by the “I’d really rather you didn’t”s, and I stand as a testament to His absolute, real power.
  • Arrrgh! I've been a Pastafarian for ages... I have an image of the holy fork on the wall here in my office...
  • I am........the Kraken. The ultimate in noodly appendages.
  • Oh, Javert, I have too been touched by His Grace's Noodely Appendage. Oh, Glory, Glory, Hallamaranera! I have been washed clean in his sauce to be born again. I have been anoited with His Holy Cheese sprinkled upon me. I have taken the communion of the meatballs and bread sticks. Can I get a "RAMEN", my brothers and sisters of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?!
  • Seems real and ALIVE to me,
  • http://www.venganza.org/
  • I have. He's everywhere, he's in my heart, in my bathroom, under my bed, in my pocket and even in my pants. He is real and he loves you!
  • I too, have been touched by his noodley appendage. I needed therapy for that.

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