by New Member on August 13th, 2007

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What's a smart comeback for "Don't you need a license to be that ugly?"?

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by NoMorph on August 13th, 2007
Nah! You just need a permit! I can show you how to get yours if you need one!
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- Ooooh...that's a good one! Why can I never think of these at the right time?
  
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  by New Member on August 13th, 2007
- Goood One!!:)I felt the burn from that one!!
  
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by Babycakes Deux on August 13th, 2007
"Don't you need a license to be that stupid?"
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- AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
  
  i should've said that. THANKS!!!
  
  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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  by New Member on August 13th, 2007
- Yay!!
  
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  by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 13th, 2007
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by Brian on April 10th, 2008
I'm not ugly, I'm a mirror. ;)
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- ooo, good one!
  
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  by Slipshod Wombat and Co. on April 10th, 2008
- Thanks for the compliment and thanks for the comment because it brought me back here to realize that I forgot to +5 the question. :)
  
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  by Brian on April 10th, 2008
- haha no problem!:)
  
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  by Slipshod Wombat and Co. on April 10th, 2008
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by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on August 13th, 2007
"Don't you need to be a politician to be that stupid?"
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- idgi
  
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by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on April 10th, 2008
''No, right now they're only giving licenses to assh*les, did ya get your's yet?''
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  by Nada Normal on May 2nd, 2008
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by Anonymous on August 19th, 2007
I do but yo Mama got the last one.
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- LOL... some loser DR'd me in a joke thread!
  
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  by Anonymous on August 23rd, 2007
- I fixed that.
  
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by Tamilze on August 13th, 2007
Say, "Yeah, but I gave it up for my license to kill!" Then throw a shuriken in the offender's eye. Works every time.
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- Hahahaha. Nice.
  
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  by Ender is back.. And slightly confused. on August 13th, 2007
- Thank you for bringing it to my attention again. I need to fix it.
  
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by Magenta on August 13th, 2007
At least I can get a license to be ugly.
Stupidity like yours is a crime.
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- thats a good one lol.
  
  u didnt miss me did u?
  
  If I told u I was captured u wouldnt care, wud u?
  
  oh, well.
  
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by Anonymous on April 10th, 2008
"Why, did you lose yours?"
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by franziska von awesome -ex neko- on August 13th, 2007
It's not my fault I'm ugly, but it's all your fault you're a douchebag.
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by Keysha on August 13th, 2007
I have one, but you are not smart enough to understand what it says.
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by zwatcher on May 2nd, 2008
yes, you do. you better get one fast before the dog pound picks you up!
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by MajorBoobage on April 10th, 2008
you gotta make a fake license and show it to them! they'll never expect it!
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- Especially if it has their name on it, then say as oldmanuk said.
  
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by vincentcent on February 20th, 2009
No, but I am sure but you have one.
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  by Rebelheart on February 20th, 2009
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by Vampyre Bat on May 2nd, 2008
"I should call the cops then because your face is a felony"
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by Peetee on May 2nd, 2008
"Your jealousy is soooooo transparent!"
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by Redhawk on May 2nd, 2008
Are you speaking to ME? What compels you to say such a nasty thing?

It's more effective if you can appear to actually CARE and demand an answer.
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by DO_U_C_HE_B_A_G on April 10th, 2008
yes, actually. they're quite expensive too.
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by Beany on April 10th, 2008
Yup
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by oldmanuk on April 10th, 2008
NO borrowed yours
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by mrtorch on August 19th, 2007
If you are American go for: No, and neither do I need a licence for this Gun b**ch!..........BANG.
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- Is that any way to speak to your Mum?
  
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  by Anon E. Maus on November 2nd, 2007
- awesome! i dont know why you are negative. i rated you plus. BANG!
  
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by 2old2dieyoung on August 19th, 2007
Aren't you my long-lost twin?
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by Littlemisswallflower on August 13th, 2007
play it off like they're insulting themselves.

Where's the mirror in which you see yourself? Not the point; I'm sure with a few good surgeries, they can fix you up to almost resemble a horse with a beaten face.It's not much, but it'd sure beat the deformed elephant look your walking around with right now.
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by buttonsrocksadvice on April 10th, 2008
don't u need a licence to be that fat!!! i mean man put an "overloaded vehicle" sign on you so people don't mistake u for a hummer!!!
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by Cognition aka Cog on April 10th, 2008
Ask when their acid tongue would devourer their own face.
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- Tell them, "Don't you need a license to be that gay?" Nothing beats gay.
  
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by Peetee on May 2nd, 2008
Just make a license with their name and photo on it.
The trick is to make sure lots of people are around and to act genuinely seriously pissed off and say:
"Bloody! I filled in the paperwork, queued up at license centre for three hours, after having to park five blocks away, paid me fifteen bucks and then they sent me this one by mistake!"
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by OHsprinks on August 19th, 2007
damn, and your momma kept you?
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by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on August 19th, 2007
"No I don't, it's my legal right. But I see that the hospital has a work release program, how's that working for you?"
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by Cheekysansun on February 20th, 2009
yeh, where's yours?

wait, i got another one . . .

i'm going i don't deserve to breath the same air as this low life
then storm out
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by Raddman on August 19th, 2007
Yes, but they ran out giving them to people like you!
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by tooty_fruity88 on February 20th, 2009
You havnt seen nothing yet!
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by gailmarie on February 20th, 2009
when I get to the ugly Bureau...can I use your name & picture for refrence
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by Rebelheart on February 20th, 2009
Why, did you lose your's? I only have a learners permit
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by Bridget on February 20th, 2009
"I hope you F*ck better than you insult people"
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by shrinkess on February 20th, 2009
Why are you asking me such a cruel question?
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by debodun on February 20th, 2009
My ugliness only goes skin-deep.
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by Anonymous on February 20th, 2009
shouldnt you be asking yourself that question,
and dude thats so elementary school - or so last year or something
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by swheaty on February 20th, 2009
"Well, my appointment is Monday."
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