If you were chosen out of a police line-up , what would you be guilty of ? (good , bad or funny )
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Patti jo
ANSWERS: 22
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Being nude in public
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stealing landfill rubbish out of shops bins and taking it to the recycling centre
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Cat burglary. (Sounds exciting).
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Putting money in expired parking meters so no one got a ticket!!!!
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being way too cool
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Getting too absorbed in the show Beverly Hills 90210.
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Probably of something good cause i don't like to get in trouble.
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Sucking...I'd be arrested and given a life sentence for lameness.
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Being pathetic. Public Desperation. Lewd and lascivious AnswerBagging.
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Driving people crazy with offers of food and drink...ask any family member/friend..that would be it..driving loved ones crazy! :)
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Pillaging and Indecent Exposure.
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They can't get it out during interrogation and you actually think we'd own up to everything here?
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You know the answer to this one PJ; I'm always the good guy... :-)
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Guilty of excessive hair loss,and be sentenced to a hair transplant clinic for the follicaly deficient.
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public flatulence around a group of blind people. It would make for a interesting line up, "could you have #2 fart again?"
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Biting people's legs and make them contract rabbies.
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Practicing awesomeness without a license. Or bank robbery (I love stuff. For stuff you need money. Banks have money. Therefore, you take the money from the bank.)
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speeding I like to drive fast
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Pig-headedness...but I'm currently in rehab, addressing the piggy in my soul.
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Being a criminal's double!
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Standing for the revolution.
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Premeditated Murder of my ex-wife.
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