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  • An ex coworker was singing "Mow the lawn, mow the lawn, cause it makes it grow" when it was "Move along, move along, like I know you will". He would sing this song walking through the office until we corrected him.
  • Snoop Dogg - Drop it like it's hot. . I heard "Droping my guitar" not the title of the song! As soon as I knew the title I realised I was wrong.
  • 'Excuse me, while I kiss this guy' - Purple Haze/Jimi Hendrix.
  • CCR "Bad Moon Rising", when I was a child, I thought the lyrics were "I've seen a bathroom on the right".
  • The First Noel, the Angels did say Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay In fields where they lay keeping their sheep On a cold winter's night that was so deep. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel Born is the King New Rochelle! Way to many Dick Van Dyke reruns as a kid.
  • The Archive of Misheard Lyrics: http://www.kissthisguy.com/ The Archive of Misheard Lyrics :: Funniest Entries http://www.kissthisguy.com/funny.php Am I Right - Misheard Song Lyrics, Latest Additions http://www.amiright.com/misheard/ Fall Out Boy Misheard lyrics - This aint a scene Arms race: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10
  • i've thought some innocent lyrics have been really rude! haha, i think thats because me and my sister when we were younger used to make our own lyrics to songs :P
  • Bad moon rising... There's a bathroom on the right Dancing with myself....A look in the eye seems to pass me by and I'll be dancing with Marcel. I would do Anything for love.....And maybe I'm lonely, thats all a pile, a pile of peas Born to be Wild....Bitchin for a run in Crocodile Rock... Crotch rockin... your feel don stop. (although elton john........) We Built this city....We built this city on the wrong damn road etc... I have more I've misheard but this is what I could remeber :P
  • I used to think they said "We milk this city on Rock and Roll" instead of "We built this city..."
  • 'This aint obscene, its a golfcart, assface' From that song that I think Fall Out Boy did about an arms race or something. God that song was so awful. We should burn all copies of that trite.
  • Here's one that's recent. http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2387436 I often play this song as I am walking my dog, as it gives me inspiration for picking up the task at hand. rotflol!
  • My mom was listening to The wallflowers - One Head Light I believe it is called. She said "once in a life" instead of one head light.
  • This is soooooo funny!! Comes from Music Idol, the Bulgarian version of the British television hit show Pop Idol. PS - thanks, redcatt, for sending me this
  • every year when everyones singing Auld Langs Syne, im singing all sorts, cos i havnt got a clue what the real words are! And every year i think i must learn them, then come new years day - ive totally forgotten all about it! (could be something to do with having a major hang-over)
  • C&W Song - I thought it was "I'm glued to the phone" Actual - I'm blue to the bone. In Bo Diddee; I thought he sang "I'm Hurt, She's Mad instead of I'm hers, she's mine. Couldn't figure out why the lyrics seemed out of sync with the next line "Wedding Bells are going to chime" But really the attached video is sooo funny.... Have you ever seen Lorraine? (someone towed me long ago.. and it goes on. LOL
  • One of my friends was walking around singing, "To a woman so horny." We let her sing tht for about a wk, until we told her it was "To a woman so heartless." lol
  • Ha ha, I 've had my moments but I'd say oldie but goodie Jean Knight's Mr Big Stuff.I thought they was saying At The Pit Stop but it was Mr Big Stuff.

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