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by Barcaluv on August 3rd, 2007
That jealous b*tch from accounting : )
by .avallach on August 3rd, 2007
was it Boston or Swingline?
by Babycakes on August 3rd, 2007
It was broke and I wanted to surprise you with a new one....but you ruined the surprise so just take back your broken old stapler and see if I try to help you again.
by BabyRottie on September 15th, 2007
Umm... I thought it was a new chew toy... ack, although I was wondering why you would put staples in a toy instead of kibble or treats... ack.... those didn't feel too good going down... ack... now my tummy hurts... ack
by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on August 3rd, 2007
was it a red swingline?
by Anonymous on August 3rd, 2007
I'm not sure, but they took mine too and the box of staples that go with it - strange they left the paperwork that needs doing.
by Da Azian Boi on August 3rd, 2007
I'm sorry it was just so pretty, I had to have it.
I'm still keeping it.
by migarce on August 3rd, 2007
Look around you. Some practical yoke?
by Arisztid on August 3rd, 2007
*looks embarrassed*
Here it is.
*puts it on your desk and slinks off*
by Jax is missing AB on August 3rd, 2007
I dont know, but when you find them I will kick them in the nads for you.
by Kyogre-Stataen on August 3rd, 2007
You mean this one?
Sorry, but I was using to staple a few papers.
by Glenn Blaylock on August 3rd, 2007
I'm sorry, but I ate it. I needed more minerals in my diet. :-(
by Perryman on August 3rd, 2007
I put it back where I found it, honest.
by BDazzled on June 10th, 2008
If I had a nickel for everytime I've heard someone say that I'd buy everyone a very nice stapler with their name on it.
by Yougesh on April 30th, 2008
To be frank, it was your's so ask yourself! No one ever takes anything from anyone, neither they have capability. So, if you lost something, it was because you did not hold it for yourself.... don't blame others!
by TX Rules is sad about new AB on April 6th, 2008
Was it red?
by Kris Kringle on January 3rd, 2008
It wasn´t me if yu are asking.
by NotAPeoplePerson on November 14th, 2007
It was so shiny...and...MY NEIGHBOUR TOOK IT!
by Cherry on October 16th, 2007
i borrowed i to staple my tounge back together after i bit it off, i would return it but you know its kinda dirty!
by I Love Pie on October 15th, 2007
I had a crack in my ass and tried to staple it back together. You can have it back now.
by U..P.. on October 8th, 2007
The Staple Monster. He's out to kidnap ALL the staplers.
by Ideal.Poison on October 8th, 2007
What that was a stapler? Oh my God I gotta go to the doctor
by PuppyTooFat on October 7th, 2007
Bill Lumbergh.
by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on October 7th, 2007
I'm sure 'Jay was here' did, but I'll get you a new one!
by asweetguy4u2know saya R.I.P Nelson on September 15th, 2007
I did sorry bout that I thought I returned it to you already. Guess that's what happens when I keep such a messy desk things tend to get lost lol
by Downtownriott on September 15th, 2007
I believe you took my thtapler. Not me taking yours.
by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on August 6th, 2007
He did it.
by Smart2 is back! Did you miss me? on August 6th, 2007
I stole the tape, but I swear I didn't TOUCH the stapler!!
by QueenDistructo on August 6th, 2007
I bet I know who did... and you'll get it back with a voodoo curse!
by luc on August 3rd, 2007
Sammy the monkey found it:)))
by curiousgal10123 - respect mah AUTHORITAY on August 3rd, 2007
hahahahhahaha office space!!! LOVE IT!
by Penny The Wise on August 3rd, 2007
Milton has it. He stole it from you.
*grin*
by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on August 3rd, 2007
The pages did.
They said it really hurts and they are tired of being abused like that.
by Scifisuz on August 3rd, 2007
I did. Do you have a problem with that?
by unknown on August 3rd, 2007
I did. What the heck are you going to do about it?
by DrkBlader27 on October 7th, 2007
Uh... Uh.. Uh..Uh... Uh..
Uh.. Uh.... Uh... Uh.. Uh.
Uh. Uh... Uh. Uh...... Uh.. Uh..
Uhh.... Uhhh...... Uh. Uhhhh.. Uh.
UH.. UHHH... UHH.UUHHHHH UHHHHHH!!!!
What stapler?
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on October 7th, 2007
i did, but I used the money I got from the sale to buy the vaccine for the orphanage.
by Mark on November 10th, 2007
It seems clear to me that your neighbor took it. take it back!
by Old School on August 3rd, 2007
I took it.
I thought it might go well along with my sock and bottle of hand lotion (though I'm still not clear on what good all of this is supposed to do me).
by R U Sirius on August 3rd, 2007
Yeah.......that was me. I've been thinking about getting my nipple pierced so I was practicing with the stapler.
by Yeahwell... on August 3rd, 2007
The Bobs!
by mekare on August 3rd, 2007
milton, because the bostich binds up.
by Ashbag on November 11th, 2007
you obviously hid it yourself that you would have an excuse not to have your work completed!
by Anonymous on December 9th, 2007
Sorry I borrowed it. Sorry to say it is now out of staples. :(
by Pockets on April 6th, 2008
Sorry, sorry. My little sister was getting out of line.
Now she's stapled to it !! =P
by deepakavil7 on August 23rd, 2009
Stupid stop asking silly question and start searching for it
by The Anonymous Witch on August 23rd, 2009
i saw it at staples .
by Whatever on April 3rd, 2008
Staples.
Someone must have hit the "easy button"
by madmax on December 15th, 2007
Homer.
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
I admit it. It was me. But in all fairness you stole my staple remover :)
What is the value of a staple gun?
by Answerbag Staff on January 8th, 2011
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I've noticed on staplers that the base-plate in which the staple bends can be turned around and makes the staple's prongs bend out instead of in. What is the purpose of this?
by Raoul Duke on October 7th, 2008
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What is the value of a staple gun?
by Answerbag Staff on May 5th, 2010
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For being such simple devices, why does it seem that staplers mess up a lot?
by Philip on April 16th, 2008
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Swingline staples are trademarked "S. F." (US trademark number 71435149). What does S. F. stand for?
by rochester.daniel on February 18th, 2011
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Hey I'm in accounting!
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
LOL. I didn't know. Your'e not doing yourself any favors here : )
by Barcaluv on August 3rd, 2007
*returns the stapler and walks away with her head down*
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
hahahahahahaha
by unknown on August 3rd, 2007
*shakes her fist at you*
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
I'm laughing with you not at you. : )
by unknown on August 3rd, 2007
Yeah said Popeye to Olive Oil
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
Actually, HR took it, and blamed accounting, like they always do. :P
by Keysha on August 3rd, 2007
Damn HR. You know what they say about HR, it's the department where people who don't know how to do anything else, work at.
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
Aren't they "resourceful" ; )
by Barcaluv on August 3rd, 2007
But YOU returned it, Sheepingly. So their ploy worked. Accounting is in trouble again! Someone call the union!
by Keysha on August 3rd, 2007
My money is on an office manager. They are always messing things up, disturbing the flow, so to speak.
by unknown on August 3rd, 2007
:O I'm an office manager!
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 3rd, 2007
Double whammy! Accounting office manager! ouch!
by Keysha on August 3rd, 2007
Then it seems it was you after all, Sheepingly. LOL
by unknown on August 4th, 2007
I plead the 5th!
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 4th, 2007
LOL
by unknown on August 4th, 2007
5th of Beethoven?
by Keysha on August 4th, 2007
5th of Gin?
by unknown on August 4th, 2007
admendment
by Sheepingly needs no handy men only hugs on August 4th, 2007