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"Take me to your leader"
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Once in a lifetime mans journey ends and today it stops here on Mars
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Damn, it's dusty out here- it's a giant orange dessert. My mom was right- I should have been a chiropractor. Ick, there's sand in my space boots.
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"The Aliens Build it!"
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And you guys said I couldnt be light on my feet!! : )
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*Turns and looks at her crew* Lets be the first ppl to have an orgy in space suits on Mars! thats gotta make it into the books forever!
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"Hey Houston, there really IS life on ..." <click>
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"Aw Dude, this is so cool".
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Hey! There's.... ....there's Mormons up here...
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Hey Armstrong... Suck it!!!
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"woohoo!! Look at me!! I am on Mars!!"
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"That's one small step for man, but I can bet it's one giant leap in the network ratings."
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Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of earth And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings; Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth Of sun-split clouds - and done a hundred things You have not dreamed of - wheeled and soared and swung High in the sunlit silence. Hov'ring there I've chased the shouting wind along, and flung My eager craft through footless halls of air. Up, up the long delirious, burning blue, I've topped the windswept heights with easy grace Where never lark, or even eagle flew - And, while with silent lifting mind I've trod The high untresspassed sanctity of space, Put out my hand and touched the face of God. "High Flight" Pilot Officer Gillespie Magee No 412 squadron, RCAF Killed 11 December 1941
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"I feel light as a feather." WHEE!!
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Hello, Mars! It took us a while, but we're finally here. (This is actually a variation of a line from a story I'm writing about the first of the new Constellation missions to the Moon, where Eileen Collins, the first woman on the moon, says, "Hello, Moon! It's been a while, but now we're back.")
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"Holy SHIT!"
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one small step for man, one giant step beating neil armstrong
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Hey! Guess what? These things really are cana - *blub* *blub* *gurgle*
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I'm surprized that no one has tried to fob off the post correction of "a man" on you! Also right before uttering your quote he said the ground was "kind of sandy"-obviously he had used his foot to check it out, so was this not his first remark on the moon?
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Get me outta here . . .
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Come out come out! Wherever you are!
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Hi folks... Im here on Mars, its so very far, I see no cars, where are all the bars. Had to pee in a jar. Found a golf course and hit three under par... hardy haarr haarr there's no life on Mars. Hope you Earthlings enjoy your SARS.
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I would say, "What a waste of taxpayer money to send me here so I can look at rocks and dust!" :)
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