What is the fastest thing to say/do to start a fight with a total stranger?

Punch them in the face.

Hey fu**face, I did you're mother last night.

Give them the finger.

Really there are so many ways, the easiest way though(as it works on virtually everyone and requires no thought) is to say "I Fu**ed your mother last night", and if they say my mother's dead, you say"I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot", a more fun way, is to kick the back of their chair at a movie theater, insult their physical appearance or the appearance of their companion, and throw things at them.

What you looking at, shit for brains.

Hm, I would go "Hey you, what the f*ck are you looking at ? You want me to kick your ass" . And also push him back with force. I think even if he is very calm he will lose his temper.

Well it depends, because there's a higher percentage of people in the world will go to lots of effort to avoid conflict, especially physical fights. If you want a fight, pick on a guy specifically with a group of his peers. He's unlikely to back down. Go up to him, and single him out. Don't say anything that could involve the rest of the group, and focus on him, don't even look at anyone else, this way the group feels alienated from the situation, and are less likely to get involved. This single guy you've targeted, don't get physical too quickly. You just need to start shouting about their family, call them names that will provoke a response such as 'pu**y', 'di*kmunch', and other specific gender/personality insults. If he seems reluctant to get physical, make yourself MORE threatening, and push him. As soon as you push him, he'll have to respond somehow, and you can easily escalate a situation from there. It's all about psychology.

# Remember JESUS loves you but I think you're an asshole.

Ask them if they saw a 100 pound kid in a suit and tie, and that they had beaten you up and that the kid wants to and can beat him up, when he says he can't tell him that he has beaten you up before and if he can beat you up he can easily beat him up, when he says he wishes he would try tell him that he can;yt beat you up and when he says he can call him out. it works all the time. Of course for me I get beaten up by them too but I would ratehr get beaten up than have sex

"Hey you Idiot! How much did you have to pay your mom to do her last night?"

Blatantly hit on their spouse.

Whatever your religion or political views are I totally disagree (and also make some snide comment on their race).

Tell them they look like Britney Spears not old Britney New Britney.

Fear is the root of anger. When people feel threatened and fearful, they react with either fight or flight unless they are truly in touch with that place inside of them that allows them to flow. You have a 50/50 chance of starting a fight with most people if you push their fear buttons.

You could probably get some people going by accusing them of being afraid because they are really afraid of that <chuckle>.

Hit their expensive Mercedes/Porsche/Beamer with an Aluminum Baseball bat.

Tell them you are going to fight them and do their beaten up body