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Douse yourself with mustard.
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I'd write one back saying, "Tell me something I don't already know!";)
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put it in the pile with the rest of the junk mail.
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I would say,"It's about darn time" and cut up some onions,get out the relish and mustard and wait for the confirmation.
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Laugh hysterically, scan it, post it all over "the internets", and tell all my friends. That's the most likely scenario.
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I probably wouldn't even know it said that. I do NOT do snail-mail.
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Throw it in the bin and go for a sleep in a bread roll.
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I'd say that it's hardly news to me. lol
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A wiener? It could be: 1) a wiener: a "hot dog, from German "Wiener (Würstchen)", meaning "little sausage from Vienna""? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiener So it was that one! (In fact a joke between wiener and winner) Happily it does not apply for me - or I was not aware of it...maybe I should check... 2) a Wiener: An inhabitant of Vienna? http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wiener Not really. I'm a Münchner. (inhabitant of Munich) 3) a winner: "One who has won or often wins" http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/winner I know these kind of junk email and put them in my spam email folder, if they are not already there. And a letter would end in the trash bin. Except if it looks somehow different, not like the usual crap; then I would have a deeper look.
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As long as we are being frank, stuff it between your buns!
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Double-check in the mirror. You never know.
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I'd yell, "HOT DOG! YIPEE!!!"
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Check immediately to see if I was in a cocoon of edible casing.
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Stay away from buns. I'd obviously be delicious and I'd like to not get eaten, thanks.
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I would wrap myself in a bun, take a picture of myself, and send it to the author requesting my wiennings be mailed to me forthwith. "Otherwise," I would add, "If you can afford to conduct such a contest, surely you can afford a proofreader."
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fly to Vienna, may be i have relatives there.
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Trash
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Check the return address. My ex always said I was a Dick.
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